What Made You Want To Swear Today?

[Jan4a]

Parcelforce delivery driver complaining that my parcels were too heavy and asking me to carry them! I weigh 8 stone. Apparently they're only allowed to carry 30 kg and my cat litter weighed 30 kg and with the packing it was over. I didn't carry them as couldn't but have emailed Zooplus and they can sort it out with Parcelforce. Either they can pack it into 2 parcels or the drivers are supposed to carry it.

 

The whole reason I order in bulk online is because I can't carry them!

[ajax95]

:mad::mad:

 

Blasted banks. . .

 

Yesterday, it was Martin Lewis thinking the result was sewn up, and not realising how out of touch lawlords tend to be (they have form on this worse luck)

 

Today it was monster trying to get me to do a survey when I was looking for a job. The same bloody survey I completed last month... (the same survey where I gave them a slagging)

Edited November 26, 2009 by ajax95

[MONX]

this is section 81 from yesterday's judgement and goes to show just how out of touch with the world the Judges are:mad:

 

 

 

come and live in my house, pal!!

 

To be honest when have court judges ever been in touch with how the rest of us live, or have any idea of the consequences of their judgments, I remember a highly publicised child rape case where the judge said the rapist wasnt wholly to blame as his 8yr old victim "lead him on"!!!!!!!!!! I really think that the sooner we recruit our judicial staff from all walks of life and not just Eton, Harrow etc the better.

[hilaryfrances]

 

 

 

love it this woman is soooooooo smug

[ukaviator]

She needs a weekend away with the Hells Angels, if youknow what i mean

[Crapstone]

this is section 81 from yesterday's judgement and goes to show just how out of touch with the world the Judges are:mad:

 

 

 

come and live in my house, pal!!

 

Well said. They have no idea of the reality.

[Crapstone]

Someone playing the racism card and telling bare faced lies just because they were caught breaking the law. They shouted verbal abuse, threats and physically assaulted the person that confronted them.

 

For some reason they think that making an allegation of racism would condone their actions. Fortunately the police think otherwise .........and excuses of' 'it's the first time I've done it' don't wash with them.

[The GodMother]

She needs a weekend away with the Hells Angels, if youknow what i mean

 

 

Oh i go shooting with a brother of a hells angel so i might be able to arrange that.

 

Anyone have her addy?

[The GodMother]

what shall I spend the saving of 1.6p a day on??

 

Well what i save on my anglian water bill will be going on my essex and suffolk as they have been given premission for a price hike.

[Bona]

Companys who send out letters you dont want on Fridays so you get them Saturday and you cant ring them up and tell them to sod off untill Monday

or they email you at 5.33 on a friday night so you know they have have gone home and you are seething

[Crapstone]

Oh i go shooting with a brother of a hells angel so i might be able to arrange that.

 

Anyone have her addy?

 

I'd happily escort her to the Bulldog Bash

[locutus]

I'd happily escort her to the Bulldog Bash

I doubt she'll get "best in breed"... she has 2 many chins (more than a Chinese phone book!)

[Crapstone]

lol :lol:.

 

Bulldog chewing a wasp

[Crapstone]

Back problems coming back to haunt me and I'm stubborn enough to think they will go away of their own accord when I know that's not true.

 

I hate Doctors, my own in particular.

[locutus]

Hmmm What made me wanna swear today... Your gonna love this one.

 

Gang of 4 or 5 hoodies stole the wheelybin from out front of our house (they do this to have a fire). I heard them take it. So, I followed them to the woods (just down the path at the side of my house!) most of them ran off, 2 of them stayed and grabbed sticks out of the woods and threatened me, so I walked back home, grabbed my German Sheppard and took a gentle stroll back. They weren't quite so in my face with my dog just, they were just yelling abuse, so I got my phone out and took a photo of them, one of them who had originally scarpered, shouts I'll set my dog on you, then out of the woods comes a Labrador/pit bull cross (it's a local stray that has been wandering the area all morning), it runs at me, sniffs me, sniffs my dog and follows me wagging it's tail as I wheeled the bin home. Now I'm in my house with this damn dog (it's a friendly little thing, but it's filthy!) and the police say all I can do is call the dog warden!

 

 

FG Hoodies!

Edited November 28, 2009 by locutus

[ukaviator]

Hoodies. . .

 

I have no time for Hoodie yobbos..

[hilaryfrances]

lol sooooooooooo you have 2 dogs now then!

 

This morning I filled the bath with warm water, dragged my smelly dog upstairs for her pre Christmas bath.Heaved her into the bath where she went rigid like a 2 year old, got her all wet and soapy with her special doggy shampoo, ignored tthe sulky looks, was washing her with one hand the other firmly placed on her back when the doorbell went! OOOOO for goodness sake. one wet soapy dog escaping from the bathroom and I just knew she was going to hide under something where I could not reach her! B*****d postman

[locutus]

lol sooooooooooo you have 2 dogs now then!

 

This morning I filled the bath with warm water, dragged my smelly dog upstairs for her pre Christmas bath.Heaved her into the bath where she went rigid like a 2 year old, got her all wet and soapy with her special doggy shampoo, ignored tthe sulky looks, was washing her with one hand the other firmly placed on her back when the doorbell went! OOOOO for goodness sake. one wet soapy dog escaping from the bathroom and I just knew she was going to hide under something where I could not reach her! B*****d postman

 

2 dogs at the moment... and I think this other dog needs a bath

 

I spoke to the dog wardens out of hours contact, and I told him I'd give it the weekend to try to find the owners. (I'll put some posters up in the park and in the woods)

[The GodMother]

HF i normally shut the bathroom door so the animal cant escape.

[Jan4a]

Now I'm in my house with this damn dog (it's a friendly little thing, but it's filthy!)

 

Awwww .... when its had a bath you might want to keep it.

[locutus]

Don't you blooming start! The wife and kids already getting on at me!

 

It's probably got a home somewhere... 1st priority is to get it reunited with it's owners

[Jan4a]

It's probably got a home somewhere...

 

you hope

[Tawnyowl]

Watching a gang of xxxxx making a bar out of a old brick washouse in a rear garden,then getting lashed everynight keeping elderly residents awake till the early hours,and cutting some of the finest chrismas trees i have ever seen down just for the fun of it.Vigilante,noooooooo,resist

[Crapstone]

HF i normally shut the bathroom door so the animal cant escape.

 

What about the dog?

[cymruambyth]

The b***** awful performance of the Welsh rugby team.