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Are you sure that is a wasp sting and not a lovebite? ;)

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Ok PD, i believe you. . .

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

How on earth after killing a Queen song have those jumped up irish idiots managed to stay in Xfactor?

 

Need i say more?

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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ive been going threw the music on the comp only to find some idiot has deleted all the christmas songs. Now i need to remember what songs i had on tere.

 

If you can think of some CLEAN ones for when the kids are awake then please feel free to post them.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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My pumpkin had me swearing last night! My love had carved 2 pumpkins for me for Halloween. We quite often sit with just the telly and some candles on, and no light so it was quite cute and a festive change. The tops were mostly carved out so that there was plenty of air. After OH went to bed one of the pumpkin started making fizzy noises and when I tried to blow it out it wouldn't go out. Threw a glass of water on it and the flames were practicaly licking the walls, looked like I'd thrown vodka on it!! Managed to get it out but it was scary there for a moment. Have had this happen with a tea light once before in an oil warmer. I may stick to my church candles in future.

Mungy Pup

 

I want to live in a world where chickens are free to cross the road without their intentions being questioned. :razz:

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British Gas rang me yesterday to sell me energy

Eon rang me today to sell me energy

 

Both despite the fact i'm ex directory and TPS. Told them that and they apologised and went away. Mystery where EON got my number from though. Used to be a customer of British Gas up to about 4 years ago.

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Being refused a simple Co-op cashminder account (No interest or anything) to have my benefits paid into after losing my job. This was after they took a copy of my passport and said that nobody gets refused this account.:confused:

 

I need an account because I am trying to sell some goods on ebay to try and make ends meet for Christmas.

 

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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3 calls from Kitchens Direct today. I said if i need a Kitchen i will call you. I wonder where they got my number from?

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Being refused a simple Co-op cashminder account (No interest or anything) to have my benefits paid into after losing my job. This was after they took a copy of my passport and said that nobody gets refused this account.:confused:

 

I need an account because I am trying to sell some goods on ebay to try and make ends meet for Christmas.

 

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

 

 

Try the Natwest Step Account online. You get a debit card, no overdraft or cheque book, but cheques are no good anymore anyway.

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My tickets not arriving for my long awaited holiday on Sunday. After phoning bransons lot and giving them a load of f**cks they have said they will courier them tomorrow. God I hope those customer service tw**s are on basic minimum wage..........they don't deserve any more:mad:

 

What a sh*t month this has been. I will be glad to go away and get totally pi**ed for 14 days! They will have to carry me back onto that plane.

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Being refused a simple Co-op cashminder account (No interest or anything) to have my benefits paid into after losing my job. This was after they took a copy of my passport and said that nobody gets refused this account.:confused:

 

I need an account because I am trying to sell some goods on ebay to try and make ends meet for Christmas.

 

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

 

Check your credit records as they could be flagged in error.

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My kittens destroying my poppy :Cry:

 

I put my poppy on my handbag as I didn't want pinholes in my plastic coat. Found it on the kitchen floor all chewed up yesterday - so can relate to that!

 

 

BTW - sorry I haven't done train yet, will sort it soon and confirm about backpackers with you

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