What Made You Smile Today?

[MilkTrayMan]

Blackbird having a bath after I broke the ice...

WOW!!!...You're a smooth operator Jan4a. :eek:

It usually takes me at least a dozen dates before I even dare mention the subject of ye-ol'-flannel-around-the-back-of-the-lugholes to a woman!

:-D

[ajax95]

Getting the new phone line sorted out...

 

Thank God that's done!

[Beck1968]

Knowing that the thieving *anker who ripped me off for a grand

is sat in front of his official receiver being question about ..........

 

 

everything his OR and i chatted about yesterday :D:D

 

like MungyPup says........Bite me & I Bite Back :eek:

[Jan4a]

WOW!!!...You're a smooth operator Jan4a. :shock:

 

It usually takes me at least a dozen dates before I even dare mention the subject of ye-ol'-flannel-around-the-back-of-the-lugholes to a woman!

 

Not surprised if you put it like that

 

Is this the smut or the smile thread?

[MilkTrayMan]

...Is this the smut or the smile thread?

Don't fink sew Jan4a.

The following Thread is the self-proclaimed title holder of that honour...

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/98982-charleys-angels-251.html

 

 

:-D

[hedgehopper592]

i am smiling because a certain Bailiff company are going to pay for me and my wifes airline ticket to the Carabean in the next month . [ its pay back time ] Round one to me . Then early next year round two will begin and they will pay + interest for the rest of our holiday via H M Court again . Gotum at last . Also pay back time for 4 Banks who all received recorded letters in the last couple of days with SDAR inside . Pay back time for them 2 early next year .

[caro]

Kitten watching the telly and trying to work out where the sound was coming from

 

Reminds me of my SILs dog who watched football and chased the ball right off the edge of the screen and couldn't work out where it disappeared to.

[Jan4a]

Don't fink sew Jan4a.

 

The following Thread is the self-proclaimed title holder of that honour...

 

Charley's Angels

I see what you mean

[charleyfarley]

Quote:

Don't fink sew Jan4a.

 

The following Thread is the self-proclaimed title holder of that honour...

 

Charley's Angels

 

I see what you mean

 

what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:p:p:p:p

[charleyfarley]

MilkTrayMan

Classic Account Holder

 

 

 

If RBS are allowed to successfully get away with dictating to an elected NEW Labour government, the Conservatives will walk next year's general election, make no mistake about that.

 

The entire current RBS Board should be summarily dismissed forthwith, no if's or maybe's but NOW!!!

 

This present government's credibility ebbs by the hour whilst these selfish charlatans expect US,the impoverished UK taxpayers, to pay for their past, current + potentially future indulgences.

 

:-x:-x:-x:-x:-x:-x:-x:-x:-x

 

 

I get the impression MTM wasn't very pleased:-) Edited December 5, 2009 by charleyfarley

[Jan4a]

what?

 

Something about rubbing Icy's soft bits to harden them up - can't remember where the sellotape came into it though.

[caro]

 

Careful Jan - he'll try and lure you into his den of iniquity He's always on the lookout for new recruits.

[yourbank]

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[babybear39]

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

 

:lol:

[Jan4a]

:lol:

[ukaviator]

Nice one YB

[The GodMother]

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

 

 

Love it must remember to pass this one around.

[AA99]

:d:d

[MilkTrayMan]

Pmsl @ Some regular peeps having memories of goldfish.

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/183244-ferrari-f1-team-fired.html

 

 

:D:D

[Mungypup]

Music vid my friend produced. She's had a real tough time of it lately and it's great to see her achieve what she wants and be happy.

 

[Desperate Daniella]

Being allowed to bring a counterclaim in my awful Court case even though the trial was due to be next week. Couldn't afford to do it before and the judge accepted that.

[babybear39]

My freind coming over to get my prescriptions as I'm in a full non walking cast

[MilkTrayMan]

...I'm in a full non walking cast

U is a darlek in 'Torchwood Does Dallas' 39 of 100?? :eek:

:D

[AA99]

Posting a fat wad, to my solicitors, of eligibility legal aid forms, for 4 of my biggest accounts:D

[babybear39]

U is a darlek in 'Torchwood Does Dallas' 39 of 100?? :eek:

 

 

:D

 

Ermm, not that I've noticed but I seem to be telling my daughter to behave in a much more commanding voice