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can i have him after you have finished with him BB my garden needs dealing with.

 

My brother in law, kinda, has made me swear big time.

 

First he had a Xbox then he lost his bollocks, unvolentary, and My sister in law, its her hubby, brought him a PS3 he then decided to sell the xbox as its not as good as the PS3. Now his birthday is tomorow yesterday l went out an brought him a playstation game and guess what TODAY he sold the PS3 and he is buying the new XBOX.

I just wanna smash his head on the wall. The reason the sold it cause he realised that the ps3 was not as good.

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can i have him after you have finished with him BB my garden needs dealing with.

 

My brother in law, kinda, has made me swear big time.

 

First he had a Xbox then he lost his bollocks, unvolentary, and My sister in law, its her hubby, brought him a PS3 he then decided to sell the xbox as its not as good as the PS3. Now his birthday is tomorow yesterday l went out an brought him a playstation game and guess what TODAY he sold the PS3 and he is buying the new XBOX.

I just wanna smash his head on the wall. The reason the sold it cause he realised that the ps3 was not as good.

 

Crikey, is that what happens when you buy an XBox??:eek: No wonder the Wii is more popular!!

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I'm so happy to see my big Sis again! & Team Canada.

 

I just wish it was under different circumstances, as it was meant to be. With Dad not being well we put off a holiday for us all together .. The last thing in mind was planning another funeral. Perhaps we will manage to get together when nothing bad happens one day.

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My family made me swear today. I'm too angry to even go into why. :mad::mad::mad:

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I want to live in a world where chickens are free to cross the road without their intentions being questioned. :razz:

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Crikey, is that what happens when you buy an XBox??:eek: No wonder the Wii is more popular!!

 

My sister in law made him have a vecetomy. Basically she said vesectomy or divorcee. He chose the vesectomy.

 

yes l also have a wii and we have 1 working and 1 broken 360 in the house.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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Harsh choice!:)

 

My B-I-L had the snip a few years back. As our family is super at being sympathetic for when you've been ill/had ops etc I thought I'd send him a little something in the post to cheer him up - so I sent a couple of plums that I carefully boxed up for him in tissue paper. Still makes me chuckle now:D

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Group hug help? or wall to bang head against........whoevers head!!!

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Ooh, you do mine BB and i'll whack yours. It can be like that game, whack a mole :p

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My beloved son who because I wouldnt come running when he was asking me to give him some money, has now sent me a long and offensive text ending with "Your dead to me, I wish you were really dead"

 

 

Makes my moan pointless. Sorry about the son's silly actions

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That is really terrible Woody. . . no apology coming i assume?

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I am about as likely to get an apology as I am to get a refund from durex. He is unemployed (claiming disability benefit because he went to a special needs school) has and I qoute from his mom: "anger management issues".

 

I love him as a son but dont particuarly like him as a person.

 

 

 

Just noticed yours and my avatars kinda go well together

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Yes they do, almost in time too..

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My son. Thinking school is part time:mad:

 

Caused me a lot of stress monday morning as didnt want to get up and I had to persist and he got abusive again. Anyhow he got to school and today says he feels ill, now he has got loose you know what, but he slept fine didnt have to get up during the night and I suggested go to school and if its a persistant problem at school them ask to come home.

 

No he says hes to ill:mad:

 

Hes obvioulsy ate something dodgy at the college cafe, last time he ate their curry, well too manyd details and I think hes ate the same thing again and it simply does not agree with him.

 

Starting to get anxious ringing the school booking him sick again, so decided today not going to ring them and ask they talk to him about what they feel he should have done today. Serioulsy hes been having a day off nearly every other week for a couple of months now and argues hes got good attendance.

 

Hes had bad headaches I had sympathy with, but now starting to realise he might be taking me for a fool:mad:

 

He aint gonna touch xbox today I will makes sure of that:p Told him to avoid chicken there again, apparantly same food as last time :(

 

Gonna be an odd day I can tell, girl who was via her older sister intimidating and bullying my daughter and warned off by the school from knocking my door everyday wanting to walk to school with the girl she sets her elder sister on , knocked the bleeding door again this morning. I really had to stop myself telling her where to go.

 

This sister seems to have moved on from my daughter to another girl and apparantly the police are involved over threats of nasty nature if you know what I mean. So obviulsly warned off this new girl and hey she thinks my daughter niave evough to want to go near her.

 

Some young kids are horrible to others, rant over, not bad for before eight am in the morning hey. Mind you havnt been to bed yet, so its still yesterday to me.

 

Noticing son healthy enough to polish off a huge bowl of brecky, hummmmmmmmmmmmm.........

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