What Made You Smile Today?

[rumbler]

my hubby makes me smile each day when he tells me he loves me,,,,, ahhhhhh aint that nice!

[terriersaregreat]

Grandson, "Do you know Nana slugs actually Eat lettuces!" Oh yeh they do!

[Night Owl]

My new friend x

[Dotty50]

I have been smiling all this week, son finished uni after 3 years hard work and landed a job straight away!

[Night Owl]

Well done to your son Dotty...........thats great news, and encouraging to others.

[Dotty50]

Thank you Night Owl, it is such a relief!

[rumbler]

My son made me smile by setting up my new wireless printer,

[caro]

Friend at work was telling us that her six year old has won the sack race at her sports day yesterday. Another girl in the office said "so your daughter's good in the sack then".

[ukaviator]

[watchinginvestigation2011]

Stuck in my bed due to asthma, (cough bleeping cough) But there is a lovely fresh breeze now comming through the window and its going down well xx

 

Sounds like someone sipping the booze does 'nt it going down well, hahahahaha

[Night Owl]

My new friend x

[watchinginvestigation2011]

My beloved daughter, just told me she wants to go and see the new film with

 

'HAIRY POTTER' In it

 

She spelt it out thinking i didnt know who harry potter was.

 

 

Oh the image can only think of hairy potter now:madgrin:

 

 

Told her son will take her tomorrow as long as wether improves xx

 

 

ERE wonder if shes digging at my hair:-) No shes not:lol:

[sillygirl1]

A very nice Virginmedia rep - for a complete change she actually could do a hell of a lot!

 

Makes a change from another bunch of 'customer reps' I have been dealing with who can do nothing, I told them one of the reasons for leaving their company was because I was NOT going to contribute to the wages of people who just 'answered phones' and could do nothing... even their Team Leader seemed to have no power whatsoever other than to increase my dissatisfaction with the company!

[watchinginvestigation2011]

Son just brought me a cooked meal in bed.

 

 

Whats he after?

 

 

Huggs to him xx

[watchinginvestigation2011]

The avon lady from hell from a while ago, who was abusive to me for when she put the book through my door, I opened the door and polietely asked her to take it back as dont buy from door seller, relevant sticker etc......

 

She about a year ago now was verbally abusive, screamed how did I know I did not want avon when had not even looked, I mean due to skin probs I dont, but didnt tell her, just politely asked her to respect the sticker on my door.

 

Anyhow she I have to say had the worst potty mouth I had heared in ages, perhaps sales were bad back then.

 

Anyway back to the point, this moo put the book through my door again and knocked early in the morning and I just looked at her, she wandered off with a grimace and did not swear a word this time. Think she forgot to not bother me when have such a potty mouth.

 

I mean this woman was a mouthy nasty more appropriate out of a stephen king horror and really shocked me, but today I think she realised it had just cost her a magazine!!!!!!!!

 

Shall I be nice and have the mag put out on monday?

Shall I not to make a point?

 

Dont think it will be three times lucky:madgrin:

 

Thing is I am too polite and this is my house.

 

 

 

AVON PAPE MACHE PERHAPS:lol:

Edited July 16, 2011 by watchinginvestigation2011

[babybear39]

 

 

 

AVON PAPE MACHE PERHAPS:lol:

 

[locutus]

Print out the "debt collector doorstop visit" letter and hand her that instead

[watchinginvestigation2011]

Hahahaha:lol:

[ukaviator]

This:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FgUsC2kYs

[Conniff]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her :

Sheasked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

 

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

 

"The first is that I iron better than you."

 

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

 

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

 

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

 

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

 

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

 

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

 

Wife increasingly agitated:

 

 

"Oh he did did he???"

 

 

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

 

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

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Maria: "No Señora......The gardener did."

 

 

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

[watchinginvestigation2011]

conniff good joke :lol:

 

 

Avon called again:lol:

 

 

 

Also the new drama of sherlock tonight made me laugh at the modern touch, really enjoyed it and thought it worked.

 

Had to laugh when I think it was dr watson asked him what do people normally say to you and he replied, pi** off!!!!!!

Edited July 20, 2011 by watchinginvestigation2011

[watchinginvestigation2011]

Merton council having large keep off the grass sign on two foot square of grass hahahahahahahaa:lol: (Rains park)

 

 

Silly signs on news at 6pm

 

One metal sign next to another sign, said be careful sharp edges, meaning I presume the sign next to it.

[ukaviator]

This:

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2017981/Nuts-nicotine-Chipmunk-butt-jokes-caught-having-smoke-holiday-snap.html

[Night Owl]

Having trouble keeping the patches on his fur, UK sneaks in a crafty nub end!!

[wittsend]

The council have just put up 'no fouling' signs

 

they are 8 foot up the lampost!!!!

 

Hows a dog gonna read it that high up ???