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Had a bit of fun with Welcome Finance this afternoon, it went a bit like this.

 

Muppet: Hello Welcome Finance this is Paul speaking.

Me: Ah yes hello, I wish to make a payment please.

Muppet: (getting excited) certainly sir, what is your account number

Me: Oh I don't know offhand, hang on a second can you ring me back on

(XXXXXXX mobile number) as it is a very substantial payment I want to make.

Muppet: Of course sir I will call you back right away.

 

I have an old sim card I do not use anymore so he rang me back.

 

Me: Hello

Muppet: Hello this is Paul from Welcome Finance have you found your account number.

Me: No not yet, can you hold one moment

(Kept him holding for over 15 minutes)

Me: Are you still there

Muppet: Yes, (getting slightly irritated) have you found your details yet.

Me: Tell you what, I will call into the office with the payment, should I ask for you

Muppet: Yes

Me: Do you know what I am going to pay you

Muppet: No

Me: Well I will tell you now, I am going to get you a giant bottle of Lambrini

Muppet: Lambrini, what are you talking about.

Me: Yeah a big bottle of Lambrini for your staff redundancy party when Welcome go bust. (cue laughing)

Muppet: (Shouts) OH SO YOU THINK YOUR FXXXXXX FUNNY DO YER

(Then slams the phone down).

wow just read this post is welcome going bust?????

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Oh snap Welscum Finance did the same to me last week sent me 50% reduction "if you pay now in one lump sum" letter.....B***cks id sooner watch Welcome go bust than pay them any more money on a dodgy loan probably wouldnt stand up in court !

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Looks like their site is out of action they offered me a loan 2 years back with an apr of 40% :eek: i quickly told them where to shove it

Scheduled Maintenance | Welcome Financial Services

Scheduled Maintenance

Please be aware that the wfs.co.uk web site is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance work and as such we are unable to process any personal or secured loan applications at this time.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause you. Please return soon

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Scheduled Maintenance

Please be aware that the wfs.co.uk web site is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance work and as such we are unable to process any personal or secured loan applications at this time.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause you. Please return soon

 

You would have a long wait.

 

Welcome have closed the books on taking new business

 

David

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How about this for a little cheekiness, it had me in stitches

 

 

 

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lol BTW not all of them have pink and purple sofa some are green others are grey from what i remember.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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Had a bit of fun with Welcome Finance this afternoon, it went a bit like this.

 

Muppet: Hello Welcome Finance this is Paul speaking.

Me: Ah yes hello, I wish to make a payment please.

Muppet: (getting excited) certainly sir, what is your account number

Me: Oh I don't know offhand, hang on a second can you ring me back on

(XXXXXXX mobile number) as it is a very substantial payment I want to make.

Muppet: Of course sir I will call you back right away.

 

I have an old sim card I do not use anymore so he rang me back.

 

Me: Hello

Muppet: Hello this is Paul from Welcome Finance have you found your account number.

Me: No not yet, can you hold one moment

(Kept him holding for over 15 minutes)

Me: Are you still there

Muppet: Yes, (getting slightly irritated) have you found your details yet.

Me: Tell you what, I will call into the office with the payment, should I ask for you

Muppet: Yes

Me: Do you know what I am going to pay you

Muppet: No

Me: Well I will tell you now, I am going to get you a giant bottle of Lambrini

Muppet: Lambrini, what are you talking about.

Me: Yeah a big bottle of Lambrini for your staff redundancy party when Welcome go bust. (cue laughing)

Muppet: (Shouts) OH SO YOU THINK YOUR FXXXXXX FUNNY DO YER

(Then slams the phone down).

 

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I will chip in with a bottle of Lambrini too. The poor souls are going to need it when they find out they will have to get a proper job LOL

:cool::cool: Blondmusic :cool::cool:
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