Cheekiness towards a DCA

[ODC]

I answered repetively f*** off ..... which he did. .

Sometimes it would appear that this is the only language these call centre threat monkeys understand.

[The GodMother]

yep odc i fully agree.

 

did u ever find the book on alien language?

[Fred Bassett]

welcome back FB.

 

While u have been gone i have had my baby.

 

Congrats Godmother - any idea what caused it yet?

 

Fred

[The GodMother]

yes my FIL being ill and needing to have a op.

[OrangeSquasher]

Any of these kind of callers just get my standard reply, which is:

 

"I'll go and get him..."

 

Phone off hook, wait a carefully judged period...

 

"Hello, are you still there? He's just coming..."

 

Phone off hook... ... ... get on with what I was doing.

 

 

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Maybe it's my karma then that the Orange 'helpline' gave me the run around for three months...

[The GodMother]

Oh were back to the leaving them on hold trick are we.

 

another member cant remember whoput the phone down and went and vacuumed her hallway then went back to the phone and the DCA was still ranting away. so she started loading the diswasher and came back to her phone and she was still going she said she must have been ranting for over an hour.

[babybear39]

The tea towel and bumble bees will always be my favourite bits of this thread

[fuzzybobble]

"Oooh, look. A bumble bee....."

[babybear39]

ROFLMFAO FB

[tiglet]

And I STILL can't find my tea-towel ...

[babybear39]

Well you'll just have to ask the next DCA monkey where it is tiglet

[tiglet]

They just don't call anymore, I'm afraid.

[Jeff2000]

They just don't call anymore, I'm afraid.

 

 

 

 

That could almost be a Cliff Richard song!!!

 

 

 

 

Jeff.

[tiglet]

No, I really am afraid ...

[fuzzybobble]

All mine apart from one have gone really quiet. Last time I had a threat-o-gram was almost 3 months ago. All I get hassle from now is Moorcroft over an Argos card. I'm about to give them the same hell I'm giving Halifax. Just waiting for Moorcroft to break a few more OFT guidelines, then I'm going in for the kill.

 

So far,

 

1,Calling me when asked not to in writing.

2, Bumping up the alledged debt with charges by 25% even though the

account was in dispute at the time.

3, Trying to collect payment while in dispute.

4, Failing to provide a CCA when requested 5 months ago.

 

Also complaining about Argos for failing to provide a CCA. Adding interest and charges on a disputed account. Passing disputed account onto Moorcroft.

 

Like Halifax I'll be charging for each letter, my time doing legal research online. Also asking for compensation for all the stress and worry they've caused me.

 

For any Moorcroft staff lurking on here....

 

This post fufills any legal obligations, even if not read by you.

[Guest forgottenone]

I have a new 'way' of replying now ... Well, they won't respect you, won't stop calling so some payback. Along the lines of 'will I still have a job tomorrow if that was REALLY who I just phoned up several times in one day, but carried on phoning them anyway'.

[beetzart]

Anyone ever put them on hold and played some music down the phone to them?

[fuzzybobble]

Anyone ever put them on hold and played some music down the phone to them?

 

So that's the real reason why S Club 7 sold so many cds?

 

 

Personally I've never put them on hold. I have too much fun pretending to have Attention Defecit Disorder and keep getting distracted by every bumble bee that flies past.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooooh look a...........Erm forgot what I was going to say now....

Edited July 2, 2008 by fuzzybobble

[tiglet]

I just pretend to be a complete nut-job (I think they enjoy it really)

[fuzzybobble]

And I STILL can't find my tea-towel ...

 

 

 

I know where your teatowel is............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The gingerbread man still has it.

[Fred Bassett]

Tiglet, that begs the obvious question: how much pretence does it need?

 

Fred

[tiglet]

Not that much - come to the Newcastle CAG meet and you may well find out

[Guest forgottenone]

lol A sudden thought! Break into 'Catherine Tate Syndrome' when one phones aka 'Am I bovverred tourettes syndrome!'. Well, look at it this way, you probably make more sense than the person phoning does.

[tiglet]

Or "How very dare you?"

[fuzzybobble]

"Hello this is Moorcroft. Can I confirm some security questions with you Mr Bobble?"

 

"Im I bovvered?....Do I look Bovvered?"

 

Stuff Catherine Tate lol. I want Billie Piper back.

 

 

 

Exterminate...Exterminate......