What Made You Want To Swear Today?

[duckwaddler]

Well got 2 hours sleep before going to the doctors!

Not sure what bit my leg but it got worse over night at work. Some nasty little critter!

Saw GP and now on Antibiotics and Anti-histamins.

Frightened that when it all goes down that it will scar because I have a wedding to go to at the end of the month!

 

Hows your leg today Owly? Better I hope

 

Oh you know that's the Tsunami watch thread, the end is nigh, I suggest attaching helium balloons to ourselves and rise above it:madgrin:

 

Or we could be like my friends Mum who lives in Gibralter, right on the coast - and say.........Ah **** it Besides, if helium balloons were involved - I'd deflate them all sucking the helium in and making funny talk

 

What made me swear today - was finding out that poor 93yr old dear who was beaten in her home has just died after 4wks in hospital That and the fact that police have arrested her carer

[sillygirl1]

Go to your nearest Poundland and get some Rescue Oil (same as Bio Oil) and put a couple of squirts in the bath. You can also put some on a sponge and rub it over the bite at night and during the day.

[SOD'EM]

The day after we went away, there was a heatwave here. The day after we come back, there is a monsoon here and it is bloody freezing.

[burlyb]

poor old lad lol........... we had some time in our BIG blue duhnut pool again last monday it's been that warm here mate lol

[lexis200]

The day after we went away, there was a heatwave here. The day after we come back, there is a monsoon here and it is bloody freezing.

 

 

Well could you go away then please Sod'em?

[duckwaddler]

The day after we went away' date=' there was a heatwave here. The day after we come back, there is a monsoon here and it is bloody freezing.[/quote']

 

Welcome back Sod'Em! I hope you had a good holiday?

 

What's made me swear today, is the fact of those two who've been arrested and charged for the deaths of their six children!

[burlyb]

got a call from the hospital to say they have moved my appointment from 9 am to 11.15 am on the 7th of june....ok thats fine thats acceptable and then two hours later I got a txt voice thingy from the hospital reminding me that I have an appontment at 9 am on the 7th of june.........................you have to guess now who's going to get a strong worded phone call friday morning

[assisted blonde]

DW I could swear and Rant for hours over the Derby fire. If those who have been charged today are guilty then they can look forward to a very uncomfortable life in Prison, In which case I hope they live to 100.

[burlyb]

theres thoughts that this could have been their way of trying to force the council to give them a bigger property due to the amount of kids they have ............I wonder what his trade or work is..........and yes A/B if this all comes out as true he wont be fathering any more children and infact his nads will be forming his all new adams apple that is ofcourse as long as the judicial system does what we pay our taxes for and not give them any quarter

[Nystagmite]

Am I the only one who is sick of hearing about the Derby fire?

[lexis200]

Feckin' woman who ran into me has refused to discontinue, is currently refusing 50/50 and is pushing for court. AAAHHHHHHHH.

 

Half of me wants to go as she'd have to explain her ridiculous statement and why she broke the law. The other part of me knows that I'm a bit sh*t in face to face discussions and for some reason end up getting very emotional regardless of the situation. I can be as self assured and literate as can be in a letter, but in a one on one argument, even with the knowledge that I am 100% in the right, I'm a gibbering teary lemon. It's a big pain in the bum when I need to come across as a grown up as I end up looking like an emotional idiot. I even have to preface any discussions with my OH with 'if I cry it's not because I'm upset!'

 

I'm even losing faith that if it went to court that I'd win. I mean, she hasn't even got the road I was on right, she broke the law twice and the damage caused is actually impossible if you go by her story, and yet she's still not been told by her sols to give up

[burlyb]

I'm gutted for you lexis ....makes my moan about parent pay look shallow and limp BUT the scummy ratfaced pighead who thought it all up and started has had her company delete my account due to my son left college today and I had to call the college to check his account and there almost £16.00 left in it the dirty semi thieving gits.......check out now all her mates on parent pay payroll now who are all mugging you off with their little dips into the pot..........I'm glad it will be all over for me with this scummy dirty bunch of robbers as soon as i get my money from the college................stards....all of them

 

BIG hug for Lexis I'm thinking that if only you had my trap luv they would know what a shout is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Nystagmite]

I had an ENT appointment on Tuesday and a hearing test today. Audiologist said that they should have been the other way around.

[burlyb]

it's the pits Nyst I called the hospital today to get them to either confirm the new arranments of my appontments or whatever and they cut me off............makes me wonder who in fact IS running the assylums these days ................bliddy grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

on a lighter note..............I have hung a monster 6foot x 9 foot st george flag out of my younger sons front bedroom and mounted the other 6 x 9-er on my self made flag pole in the back garden....I just hope now that it will not drag my clothes line over....in hind sight i may get my elder son to lay a couple of 25 kg sand bags on the lawn surrounding the pole ....dont want it to blow down into the pool ooooh nooooooooooo

 

ps it's fixed to the middle line post ....just in case you were wondering ............ok ok I know what I mean lol

Edited June 1, 2012 by burlyb

[Nystagmite]

Not being told before today that I wouldn't need to be in before 10am.

 

having to walk to volunteering in the rain and having some lovely lorry driver splash me. Thank you very much.

[burlyb]

poor Nys and I thought it's was just me who gets all the crap and what was the 10 am...work ?

[Nystagmite]

Yup. No buses until 9.40am and they're every half hour.

 

On the subject of buses - they got diverted today. Someone got knocked over near where the traffic lights are. Bus driver had to ask everyone where they were getting off. (apart from me, oddily)

[burlyb]

now if I were more local i'd have offered a lift due to me being a gentleman and all and strange the bus driver didnt ask you where you were to get off ....seems very odd

[snowdragon]

the amount of spam I have been getting recently in my Yahoo mail even though I have the spam settings on,have no idea how to stop it completely,never had this problem till this week

[burlyb]

I have been getting so much too on my MSN account and it seems to be fake rolex watches and penis enlargement.................how they know I need the latter is beyond me:lol:

[caro]

If it wasn't you that told them, someone else must have told them you need it burly.

[snowdragon]

lol just emptied the email and went bk to check only for there to be another 20 spam mail there! do I want to meet a sexually frustated housewife? bigger boobs/penis? no,no and no, think I will have to complain to yahoo

[assisted blonde]

Nothing has made me want to swear today.......YET..............

[sillygirl1]

I'm getting a lot of spam too on an account I don't use for online stuff, fake watches, Canadian pharmacy and enlargement of already large body part (why don't they want them shrunk!). As for the dating stuff, not my scene and I also do not want the latest iPad or phone.

[Dotty50]

How, despite having an email giving me access to pre-sale tickets from today and tickets not going on general sale untill tomorrow, can I only get seats where I don't want them but the one's I do want are already being sold on ebay?