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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to get lost and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

 

"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

 

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

 

"Good" said the first bat, "Because I didn’t"

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Still attempting to give a damn there Locutus i see. .

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I'll have a Smirnoff......no wait, I'll have a spiced rum.....oops sorry I've changed my mind I'll have a Bud.....second thoughts I should really have the Smirnoff.....but then again the Bud does look more refreshing....then I could have a rum chaser...yep that's it I'll have the Smirnoff......:confused:

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They say money talks......mine just keeps saying "Goodbye"

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( I keepe poshting arftersh shod'em and I'm a bit pished and about to fall over......)

 

OMG I'm now sheeing pink elepantsh

 

hic

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They say money talks......mine just keeps saying "Goodbye"

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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

 

 

Indubitably

 

Innovative

 

Preliminary

 

Proliferation

 

Cinnamon

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Can someone get me some more toilet paper?

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's an alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

run my little chickens ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

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