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In your case FB it wouldn't be much use as gingerbread goes 'limp' when it gets dipped in anything wet:lol:

 

 

Unless it's a Hobnob. The marines of the biscuit world.

 

Dip me again. I can take it. :D

 

 

 

See...............gingerbread_man_trying_to_get_out_o.gif

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Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

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I hope by fb you mean fuzzybobble and not Fred Bassett, I won't have those sort of aspersions cast in my direction. How to make it 10" long? - simple, fold it in half.

 

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Fred

 

If I had one 10cm long I'd be keeping quiet about it, never mind posting on a public forum and wanting to fold it in half. :D;-);-)

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Unless it's a Hobnob. The marines of the biscuit world.

 

Dip me again. I can take it. :D

 

 

 

See...............gingerbread_man_trying_to_get_out_o.gif

 

DIP ME! DIP ME! IM GOIN NOWHERE ME! DIP ME!!!!!Or the alarm tone on my mobile... MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM! GET A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON! ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :lol:

THE PRETENDER AGENDA - August 30,2008 - 2ND ROW!!! WOO-HOO!! :-)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A FAB NITE LEE! xx

Sunderland 011008 - THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESSIE EVER! 'Aww, it's your birthday! Happy birthday darlin!'

 

02 Apr 2008, 23:55

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i like that!! its simple and good and gets the fans involved aswell x x x

 

MY SUCCESSES -

 

1st Credit (Lloyds TSB) admitted no CCA, reply from OFT 130608, reply from FOS 040608, adjudication stage rejected but still no contact....

 

My mate (Littlewoods/Moorcroft)

300608 -Long running battle,threatening court, CCA letter NO 2 and harrassment letter sent - passed back to Littlewoods early July.

070808 - Passed to Debt Managers, Acct in dispute/BOG OFF letter sent 080808...

140808 - Letter from Debt Managers passing debt back to Littlewoods - RESULT! :D

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If I had one 10cm long I'd be keeping quiet about it, never mind posting on a public forum and wanting to fold it in half. :D;-);-)

 

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PRETENDER AGENDA - August 30,2008 - 2ND ROW!!! WOO-HOO!! :-)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A FAB NITE LEE! xx

Sunderland 011008 - THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESSIE EVER! 'Aww, it's your birthday! Happy birthday darlin!'

 

02 Apr 2008, 23:55

OfficialLeeRyan wrote:

i like that!! its simple and good and gets the fans involved aswell x x x

 

MY SUCCESSES -

 

1st Credit (Lloyds TSB) admitted no CCA, reply from OFT 130608, reply from FOS 040608, adjudication stage rejected but still no contact....

 

My mate (Littlewoods/Moorcroft)

300608 -Long running battle,threatening court, CCA letter NO 2 and harrassment letter sent - passed back to Littlewoods early July.

070808 - Passed to Debt Managers, Acct in dispute/BOG OFF letter sent 080808...

140808 - Letter from Debt Managers passing debt back to Littlewoods - RESULT! :D

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Ate a whole packet of cheap Sainsbury Jaffa cakes during EE. :D

 

Has to be proper jaffa cakes. Otherwise you could end up like this....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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:D Well, proper ones cost more than a £1 now! :D And I was very good, I never got one of their 48p 12 pack of cheap crisps to munch during Smallville later. :D
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If I had one 10cm long I'd be keeping quiet about it, never mind posting on a public forum and wanting to fold it in half. :D;-);-)

 

More aspersions. From memory, an inch is equal to 2.54 centimetres.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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More aspersions. From memory, an inch is equal to 2.54 centimetres.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

 

If you can remember things that small I would really start to panic by now. :D;);)

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww jaffa cakes

OFT debt collection guidance

 

Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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gets out telescope and looks amongst the tumble weeds.......

 

All the nice peeps left the DCA's and got a proper job. ;)

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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me's thinking here that cherrypie1 has really lost it:confused:

 

Could it be DCA employee number 3 in less than a week?

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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ino some debt collectors can be harsh and the power (they think they have) goes to their head BUT harrassing these people really isnt the answer to be honest.

 

some of them are complete idiots but theres still some nice people that work there.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Have you a brain to have surgery on?

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Having just seen a couple more posts by CP1, either a DCA employee or married to one:lol:

 

May well be the son, daughter or mother of one BUT certainly not the father as they don't have one.

 

Shower of bar stewards

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Seems not. Must stock up on Holy Water *well ordinary tap water in a squezy bottle; aims better! ;)* ...

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This possibly consists of their evening entertainment, poor loves. Locked in all day, being nice to debtors ... must get to them. Then come home, at a loose end ... ooh, let's watch CAG, let's see what we can do? :D

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A mate of mine was having a go on an internet datingsite last weekend. One of the girls profiles he looked at was deffo a DCA employee,as two of the comments she made were "Must have a secure job." and "must not have any debt problems."

 

I'm soooo tempted to get on there myself and if I got a date, take along my collection of DCA letters and my replies.

Show them to her, and say "See, I have no debt problems" :D

 

She'll hate me I know she will. All the nice girls hate me.

That's why I don't go looking for nice girls anymore, ;)

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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I'm soooo tempted to get on there myself and if I got a date, take along my collection of DCA letters and my replies.

Show them to her, and say "See, I have no debt problems"

 

That reminds me of the old saying: "drink problem, me? - definitely not, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem."

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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