Robinson Way ; YET AGAIN

[loyalbrummie]

Just sending them a telephone harassment letter from mrs LB , for my next part of operation DCA to continue.

 

thanks to DMD for the letter .

 

regards

LB

[mrmarmite]

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you mean u gonna put a stop to these wonderful telephone conversations you so much enjoy receiveing ?????????

 

spoil sport

[loyalbrummie]

I didnt say that i said operation DCA going to the next phase .

[mrmarmite]

well enlighten us of the "next phase" then

[loyalbrummie]

all in good time Mr M all in good time .

But it will proper do their tiny brains in .

Id put it on here but as ive been informed that the monkeys read this site then il wait until ive done it .

 

Should be fun .

[fuzzybobble]

LOL I love this thread.

 

If I had a pound for every hour of DCA muppets phone calls and security questions I'd wasted, I'd have enough for 6 pints.... (£18 if you live down south or £13-20 if you're a northerner like me.)....at my local pub or 12 litres of cheap n nasty cider (a.k.a. apple flavouring in sparkling tap water with more than a sprinkling of industrial alcohol added for fun.) at the local shop. (available at all good chavvy late shops). I know which one I'm going for tonight.

I won't regret it tomorrow morning, or will I be the one who's wasted for a change.

 

"Live life in the dangerous lane......."

[fuzzybobble]

You're right.

 

I just read the last post and didn't understand it either.

[loyalbrummie]

Telephone harrasment letter going in today ,for some reason ive written payment enclosed on the envelope , bet it gets opened now , followed by the cca request tomorrow , back to daily calls now , so lets see who blinks first , it wont be me .

[fuzzybobble]

You should try writing "Biological Sample Enclosed"

 

You may as well, as they'll more than likely ignore your

request to stop phoning you anyway.

 

Or is that what you're hoping they'll do?

[loyalbrummie]

Oh no FB you know me matey i love a good intellectual conversation with these subhuman lifeforms .

Its just for a little ruse ive set them up for .

 

LB

[alfwithhair]

I am just hoping they will ring me. They are chasing my wifes Studio Cards debt that no enforceable CCA has been supplied for.

 

I am most suprised they haven't called. PLEASE PLEASE call. I will run you round in circles.

[Drexl Spivey]

You cannot wish that they call, the accents they have , it is salford ? some manchester district anyway, it whines and grates on the nerves . It is a horrid banal guttural dialect that is unpleasant to the ear .

[loyalbrummie]

sort of a mix between liam from corrie and liam from oasis .

Its Robinson way in da sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

[Drexl Spivey]

That would be fun, in retrospect. These RWC have sold me on and the new dca will not phone , If somebody from RWC phoned you and you demanded they drop their ridiculous whiney accent because it causes an offence to your ear and you will not complete the security questions otherwise . I know it is not a reasonable request, but for the fun aspect, i think it would be a good thing to do. I wish I had thought of it at the time.

 

This opens up a whole new arena in which to play with dca's . No more merely trying to play games with just what they say but rather how they say it . It is your phone afterall, you cannot have a rasping manchester utterance on it if you do not like it. It is like me putting a rap CD in your music player if you like classical. No , they will have to adopt a more dulcet and harmonious tone to a non-manchester ear to carry on further the conversation. The conversation would not even get to the security question level before they hung up.

[alfwithhair]

You cannot wish that they call, the accents they have , it is salford ? some manchester district anyway, it whines and grates on the nerves . It is a horrid banal guttural dialect that is unpleasant to the ear .

 

Their accent would be no problem for me. I was born in Manchester and lived in Salford for many years, so I can give them back the same tone.

 

Them: Hello, This is Robbinson Way.

Me: Alright r kid

[mrmarmite]

hey LB so when you gonna do your autobiography then? :D :D

 

i'll have a copy when it done. it should be a best seller as it will be about your life with the DCA's.

[loyalbrummie]

If it wasnt so serious it would be bloody funny , some people unfortunately do get worried by these pondlife causing all kinds of crap for them, what a great job eh .

Anyway out to buy some lager soon and the dca baiting will start in earnest.

Just had freddy interntional ring up and put the phone down straight away , on a friday will these numpties ever learn.

[mrmarmite]

some people unfortunately do get worried by these pondlife causing all kinds of c**p for them,quote]

 

WELL write a book then so they can find out about DCA's, their minds would be at rest

[loyalbrummie]

Got enough on me plater winding these clowns up , but you never know !

[loyalbrummie]

Fridays first call

pick up phone it goes dead so rings them back

LB Hello Youve just rang this number

RW Have we what number is that then

LB 0121***********

RW ok could you just confirm your full name , address and date of birth please .

LB NO , You rang me what dya want

RW Its security

LB OH my god are you the police then

RW erm no

LB is my lad ok , oh my god whats happened to him

RW erm sir we are not the police

LB oh thank god for that , who areyou then

RW I cant tell you until you confirm your security details

LB But i know my security details

RW Does your surname start with a *

LB Why

RW a Y erm we dont have that down on our records

LB no not a Y I was asking WHY ?

RW so I can tell if im talking to MR (and then tells me my surname)

LB but thats not my surname

RW oh

LB so now what

LB you tell me what colour knickers youre wearing and il tell you my name , thats fair isnt it

Phone goes dead

 

only on m,e first can as well lol

[mrmarmite]

see! yet another "perfect" thing you can put in autobiography

[loyalbrummie]

mr m , stop it il never get me head out the door lol

[IIIUMINATI]

Have a look at the r w fan club site on here.

 

The amount of possible redundancies which may effect r w is incredible look and see and the next time you get a call be sort of nice but remind them that there work colleagues could be calling them in a few weeks (lol)

 

We are the lucky ones there are many people who do not know about CAG and are worried sick by phone calls letters so spread the word.

[mrmarmite]

Have a look at the r w fan club site on here.

 

The amount of possible redundancies which may effect r w is incredible look and see and the next time you get a call be sort of nice but remind them that there work colleagues could be calling them in a few weeks (lol)

 

We are the lucky ones there are many people who do not know about CAG and are worried sick by phone calls letters so spread the word.

 

 

whilst amusing, and yes to DCA's dissapearing off the gid. thing about the bottom feeders thats gotta go and find another job.

 

[loyalbrummie]

They can come and work for me , i need someone on call 24/7 to sort out my paperwork lol