THE Crusher BAH HUMBUG thread.

[ukaviator]

Oh sorry Kia. . will go and pack for my trip right now . .

 

Packing BAH HUMBUG !!!!!!!!

[kia]

should think so otherwise ill get really annoyed then ill call in the big guns ;)then youll be for it :Dxxxkia

[Woolleykat]

hope he's packed enogh undercrackers;)

[kia]

pmsl kat never heard em called that :Dfunny though xxxkia

[Woolleykat]

Never heard of it!! standard language here - maybe I'm in underworld - noo someone elses patch:) just hope he's washed them first - images - yuk!!

[Lula]

having to get up early after a restless night to take OH and mate to Luton to fly to Paris for tomorrows game BAHHHH Humbug!!!

[Bookworm]

If BF read this, no doubt he'd be saying: Paris, bah-humbug!

 

Me, I say: Going to Paris for the sole purpose of some game or another, when the Louvre awaits, that's a bah-humbug of its own.

[Lula]

LOL he has time to do the Louvre before the match

[HSBCrusher]

Paris?

 

bahhhhhhh hummmmmbugggggggg.

 

no need to ask BF to get a bah humbug for that.

 

 

but... South of France... different story.

 

wish I was there right now, I bet its sunny.

[Bookworm]

LOL he has time to do the Louvre before the match

 

I doubt THAT very much. Mr Bookie and I spent a whole day, stopped when our legs were shaking with tiredness, and didn't go near seeing everything.

 

 

Inside map here:

 

http://www.art.latech.edu/downloads/french_qtr/louvre_brochure.pdf#search=%22map%20of%20the%20louvre%20museum%20brochure%22

 

It is generally reckoned that if you want to do the Louvre properly, you should allow at least 3 days.

 

And Crusher, you're right:

 

BBC - Weather Centre - 5 Day Forecast in Celsius for Marseille, France

 

But one doesn't go to Paris for the weather, one goes for the museums and the architecture (and NOT for the locals' joie de vivre or bonhommie, that's for sure!)

[HSBCrusher]

 

It is generally reckoned that if you want to do the Louvre properly, you should allow at least 3 days.

does that involve taking senna tablets and then buying a stack of newspapers?

[Bookworm]

Don't be coarse, dear, it doesn't suit you.

[hedgey06]

Well, I've needed half a bottle of the old red to post this one, but it's a proper bah-humbug

 

Being called fat by a 23 year lettuce munching, pie-dodging, tissue paper eating, boring, nasty, hollow-eyed little wench with bad breath who doesn't realise that being 7 stone wet through at 5'4" is not very healthy AND NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE

 

Bitch! (and yes, she really got to me!)

BAH BLO*DY HUMBUG!!!!

[kia]

awwww poor hedgy know what u mean men dont like women with no meat and ive got a bit of that lost a bit but not enough and ive never been 7 stone even when i was 6 :Dso yes she is skeletal bahh humbug to bones hedgy ;)xxxkia

[Lula]

oh Hedgey it is a well known fact that men prefer women with meat on their bones and she will wrinkle fast as well lol

[Ell-enn]

Blimey! have you still got the other half of the bottle? I should drink that as well...... I'm surrounded by thinnies half my age at work... Bah

 

... cars with flat batteries at 7.30 in the morning bah humbug!!!

[kia]

lula snap ;)xxxkia

[hedgey06]

Thanks girls............ I knew you gorgeous lot would get it! Mmmmmwah xxx

 

Car batteries and nobody to mend them............ BAH HUMBUG. But you could always try sticking a skinny minnie on the end of the jump leads and watch the little wench go!!!

[hedgey06]

Oooooh Lula.............. she goes on a sunbed as well!

 

She'll look mingin' by the time she's my age!!!

 

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

[Mr lex]

Disagree - they like big boobs ( at least a D/E/F/G cup), long legs and a 20 inch waist. What hope is there for mere mortals? At least lettuce is a natural sedative and the guys will have an excuse not to perform.

[hedgey06]

Disagree - they like big boobs ( at least a D/E/F/G cup), long legs and a 20 inch waist. What hope is there for mere mortals? At least lettuce is a natural sedative and the guys will have an excuse not to perform.

 

Think I might as well go and eat the last chocolate brownie then

[Mr lex]

Eat that chocolate brownie, lick your lips and fingers like Nigella and you are probably on to a winner!

[Ell-enn]

.... and another thing - they're always COLD!! heaters on and jumpers when the temperature goes down half a degree!!! BAH HUMBUG

and going on sunbeds - great - they'll all look like pickled walnuts soon.

 

(Can you guess I could do with losing a few pounds (stones actually!)

[kia]

yep hairdresser today skinny bahhh said she was cold and put heater on i was sweating cobs mind lost a few pounds in the process but hair sagged too cos it got sweaty bahh humbug xxxkia

[hedgey06]

See? You all get it! We're normal for crying out loud - we don't need to starve ourselves stoopid to feel ok.

 

And to be honest, there's nothing worse than feeling hungry. I can handle being skint as long as I know there's some decent food in the house and a bar of chocolate lurking in the fridge somewhere!

 

Skinny hungry little wenches whose bellies rumble from morning till night - BAH HUMBUG TO THE LOT OF YA!

 

Let 'em all freeze!