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Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the fight against Bank Charges.

 

 

Got Debt problems?

Don't panic, put the kettle on and read this

 

:-) Everything I write comes from my heart and head! The large filling cabinet that is my knowledge of life, however warped that may be!! :-)

 

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OMG thats even worse Conniff!!!!!!!!

Keep up the fight against Bank Charges.

 

 

Got Debt problems?

Don't panic, put the kettle on and read this

 

:-) Everything I write comes from my heart and head! The large filling cabinet that is my knowledge of life, however warped that may be!! :-)

 

<<< Please tickle my star!! if I have managed to help you or just made you chuckle!

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Not veggie then!!

Keep up the fight against Bank Charges.

 

 

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Don't panic, put the kettle on and read this

 

:-) Everything I write comes from my heart and head! The large filling cabinet that is my knowledge of life, however warped that may be!! :-)

 

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A job

 

Congratulations! :-)

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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First

 

is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

 

 

 

As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is

 

boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

 

 

 

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by

 

feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

 

 

 

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is

 

attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.

 

 

 

He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

 

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat

 

anything...

 

 

 

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

 

 

 

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South

 

American Bees.

 

 

 

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and

 

smashes the bees to a pulp.

 

 

 

By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because

 

lions eat anything.

 

 

 

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another

 

lion and says "What's the food like here?"

 

 

 

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with

 

Mushy Bees

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:lol: :lol: big groan Caro :lol:

Keep up the fight against Bank Charges.

 

 

Got Debt problems?

Don't panic, put the kettle on and read this

 

:-) Everything I write comes from my heart and head! The large filling cabinet that is my knowledge of life, however warped that may be!! :-)

 

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Very funny Caro - I like it! :lol:

 

My OH has ordered me three large Yankee candles! Normally I'd be telling him he's mad as they're £20 a piece - but he got them for me at a bargain price, £25 for all three from QVC! I'm delighted :whoo:

Life is like an echo, it all returns......The good, the bad, the false, the true......So if you give life the best you have, the best will come back to you.

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Andy Murry.....................what a lad....next year mate................next year

 

Must admit, I thought he'd got Federer on the run for a while there. No doubt he was a worthy finalist. I hope you're right burly.

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WARNING TO ALL

Please be aware of acting on advice given by PM .Anyone can make mistakes and if advice is given on the main forum people can see it to correct it ,if given privately then no one can see it to correct it. Please also be aware of giving your personal details to strangers

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Have you seen the completed listing?

 

£10,900.00!!!

 

Logan wanted it to go to the Queen and the winning bidder has the letters E & R! I wonder who that might be?

 

But did you also see that the high bidder wouldn't pay, saying they only bid to push the price up. Ditto the previous 20 or so individual bidders. Rotten barstewards. I've seen that happen with charity auctions/funny auctions run by adults, but to do that to a five year old is just wrong.

Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana.

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getting TWO emails from Florida villas today asking me if I want to rent a villa this year..............nice one............rub it in why dont you..............go on rub it in ....mind you they do have some lovely villas :lol:

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Sister: Friend can't move home this summer (he's a student) because his parents live too far up north.

Dad: Where does he live?

Sister: Near Paignton Zoo. Where the camels are.

 

:lol:

 

I'm with her - Paignton is up north!

 

I had a whinge on facebook about a work colleague and mentioned that her accent is annoying. I then mentioned she was Scottish. I am so dead - 2 friends of mine are Scottish...

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