Cheekiness towards a DCA

[The GodMother]

I posted this on a different thread but i thought it would be better here.

 

I was having a chat with one of the ppl on here last night and this is what we decided was a good idea.

 

1) Invoice each company £15 for opening reading and replying to there letters. Tell them they can take it off the bill or send a cheque direct to us.

2) Charge them a extra £5 each time we have to reply. So second letter will cost £20.

3) Charge them for each duplicate letter they need to be sent. £5 for first on then £4.99 for each one there after but this is only if the letter is one page long cause if it is more then the first one is charged at the £5/£4.99 but each addition page per letter is charged at £2.50 per page. A 3 page first letter costs £5 fir first sheet the £5 for both addition sheet totaling £10.

4) for every phone call we recieve we charge them £10 for the first 5 minute then £2.50 for each addition minute or part of. So a phone call lasting 20 minutes would cost them £47.50.

 

Remind them that all charges can come off the account.

 

Also remind them that if you have to do any type of legal reasurch, sitting on CAG, then this will cost them £50.00 for the first 30 minute then £25.00 for each additional 30 minutes after that.

 

This can also come off the bill.

 

also you must remind them that if the bill is not settled then you will take further steps to get your money back.

[fuzzybobble]

May be an idea to start a thread on the subject of billing DCA's. How much power would we have legally to bill them say £12 per letter sent to cover stamps/envelopes/paper/ink and time spent researching consumer law on here at say £10 per hour?

 

I billed Moorcroft for over £1000

 

Is there any way I can actually make them pay up?

[sillygirl1]

Don't forget to put the immortal words "Valid even if not read by you".

 

I don't speak German but a good word in Japanese is "konnan" which means 'financial difficulties.....' Just repeat that over and over and they will put the phone down.

[ODC]

May be an idea to start a thread on the subject of billing DCA's. How much power would we have legally to bill them say £12 per letter sent to cover stamps/envelopes/paper/ink and time spent researching consumer law on here at say £10 per hour?

 

I billed Moorcroft for over £1000

 

Is there any way I can actually make them pay up?

I relly would love to know the legalities of this one. I would dearly love to wing off some bills to my friends in Reigate and West Mailing:lol:

[fuzzybobble]

And if they don't pay, get a DCA onto them.

If we all did this the DCA's would be so busy chasing each other for payment, that they wouldn't have time to hassle us. lol

[berrylover]

I sent off my bill to CFS today for over £300. If nothing else it will waste their time.

[berrylover]

Try these

 

Dutch ~ Ik ga niet u betalen.

 

French ~ Je ne vais pas vous payer

 

German ~ Ich werde nicht Sie zahlen

 

Italy ~ Non sto andando pagarlo

 

Spanish ~ No voy a pagarle

 

They mean "I am not going to pay you."

 

Just repeat these over and over again until they put the phone down.

[Fred Bassett]

Try these

 

Dutch ~ Ik ga niet u betalen.

 

French ~ Je ne vais pas vous payer

 

German ~ Ich werde nicht Sie zahlen

 

Italy ~ Non sto andando pagarlo

 

Spanish ~ No voy a pagarle

 

They mean "I am not going to pay you."

 

Just repeat these over and over again until they put the phone down.

 

I prefer the English: "f**k off!"

 

Fred

[vengeancedemon]

Quick question

Whats the name of the chief idiot at Cabot and his email, I have seen it on th postings, but cannot remember

its ken something?

Thank you

[Brassed off]

I prefer the English: "f**k off!"

 

Fred

 

Now why doesn't that surprise me ?

[fuzzybobble]

It would be useful to me too.

Can you post it here when you find it?

 

Not that I want to sign him up for that spam your mates website or anything.

[Goldlady]

Would that be Barbie's boyfriend? Ken:D

[vengeancedemon]

Well, apart from wishing to email him death doom and destruction, I thought of recommending lessons in remedial reading and writing for his staff

 

ohh and an understanding of basic law!

 

As written for idiots

 

and the illiterate

or is that illegitimate?

[babybear39]

Ken Maynard I think but I don't have his e-mail

[ODC]

Ken Maynard I think but I don't have his e-mail

[email protected]:o

[babybear39]

[email protected]:o

 

ROFPMSLMFAO

[Brassed off]

[email protected]:o

 

That's rather tame for you ODC (especially on a Friday night ) - are you sure you're feeling well

[babybear39]

Hey Bo, how're you?

[Brassed off]

Can't complain - can't wait for your "news" though

 

PS - Have you really been 39 for a year?

[Goldlady]

I have been 39 for 8 years:D

[babybear39]

Ermm...Actually, I reached to big 40 a few months back

 

And 'the news' is coming to a CAG site near you shortly

[Brassed off]

I have been 39 for 8 years:D

 

Sounds like a good idea to me LG

 

Ermm...Actually, I reached to big 40 a few months back

 

And 'the news' is coming to a CAG site near you shortly

 

Hey, Happy 40th hun

 

Oooooo, the suspense is killing me................

[babybear39]

Thanks Bo

 

It's already annoyed the hell out of all of my 'freinds'

[eastendboy]

How Old?

[babybear39]

It's rude to ask a woman her age