Cheekiness towards a DCA

[paulfm]

The really important thing to remember about the Jacqui Smiths' husband watching porn thing is that the porn is irrelevant.

 

He was using YOUR money to watch films - what has several films (including Oceans 11 amongst others) got to do with Jacqui Smith representing her constituents?

 

Forget the porn - remember the claim for watching films is coming from YOUR taxes.

 

ttfn

[lunar jim]

The really important thing to remember about the Jacqui Smiths' husband watching porn thing is that the porn is irrelevant.

 

He was using YOUR money to watch films - what has several films (including Oceans 11 amongst others) got to do with Jacqui Smith representing her constituents?

 

Forget the porn - remember the claim for watching films is coming from YOUR taxes.

 

ttfn

 

Indeed. Where I work you'd be looking at disciplinary action if you claimed movies, excessive drinks etc. through travel expenses. Not that you'd be able to because they scrutinise each invoice you submit and query all that stuff.

 

But that's the private sector. It seems the public sector is a free-for-all?

 

Edit:

 

That said, at the company I worked for before this one, expenses were a joke. Staying in a hotel you could claim what you wanted because no-one at the company saw the invoice as it was all handled through a booking agency, who paid for it and submitted one big bill to my former employer every so often, so your inflated claims were always missed. One of my colleagues ran up a £400 hotel bill over a two night stay; bearing in mind the room rate was £80 per night that's a fair few drinks...

 

So maybe no-one was checking?

[ODC]

New Bank Logos

 

With Thanks to Lord Gnome

 

 

[vengeancedemon]

I suppose, with a Bank Holiday weekend approaching, we can expect postal threat-o- grams to appear, and several very worried people who have not found this site will be scared S***less

 

It seems to be always the same when the support offices ( CAB and the like) are shut down

 

Talk about Reign of Terror by the Prescotts !

[A+]

Would it be wrong of me to mention what my friend did some years ago now? He got the reply paid freepost envelopes for several DCAs, boxed a brick for each one, and stuck the freepost address from the envelope on the top. Then marked it FRAGILE - IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED and whisked it to the post office. I think it was something like £10-£20 worth of postal weight. After doing this twice to one creditor, he never heard from them again

Of course i would never do this

 

(I have a brief case full of reply paid envelopes for various DCAs if anyone is interested, maybe i should list the idea and the included envelopes on Ebay )

[clemma]

They send us their junk, so why not send them some back

[A+]

you read my mind

[The GodMother]

oh iam goona send them a bag of my daughters nappys...................who wants to be the first to provide me with details?

[GhostDebt]

Watching TMF on Freeview shocked me the last night. All those attractive females in their underwear staying at home waiting for guys like me to phone them. I can go out myself and pay an average of £1-50 a min to chat to girls that aren't really interested and just out for a few free drinks.

 

Guy's boast about how much a night out has cost them. Girls boast about a night out costs the taxi fare home and they get drunk for free. That's why they can afford £300 on a handbag.

 

Right where I was I........ Forgot what my original post was about now........erm.....oh yeah.....

 

Phone calls to DCA's. Watch this space. Tomorrow I have a feeling that a bunch of amateur newbies by the name of Asset Collection & Investigation Ltd will be getting a call and a number of reasons why I'm trying to pay with a Readers Digest prize draw entry number. And if they give me any hassle they'll be getting a few lessons in basic maths. DCA + Fuzzybobble + no CCA or Default Notice = 00000000

 

Hi Fuzzybobble.

How did you get on with the DCA and the prize draw entry numbers?.

Loved the payment by Christmas Card call on youtube. Absolute classic

 

Keep the ball rolling, have now got the bottle to play too I reckon...

[fuzzybobble]

Hi Fuzzybobble.

How did you get on with the DCA and the prize draw entry numbers?.

Loved the payment by Christmas Card call on youtube. Absolute classic

 

Keep the ball rolling, have now got the bottle to play too I reckon...

 

Not done the call yet, but I will be soon. Only just got credit on my phone. Money is a bit tight at the mo.

 

I'm so skint at the moment, that tonight I had to go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

 

Anyway, back to the DCA Easter weekend threat-o-gram thing.

I have a feeling I'll be getting at least 3 "Pre Court" theats with extra red ink, because they know I can't write until tuesday and will be so scared I'll have to phone them instead.

 

I want to be a W**ker like Mr.Ton. Only I will be recording it, and using it as evidence against them.

 

My only dilemma is how to offer to pay them.

 

Do I use an Easter card....3 toy yellow chicks if they promise not to send the bailiffs in to reposess my latest bargains from Poundland.....

 

Nope, I'll pretend to believe everything they say. Let them break lots of laws and guidelines....Then inform them of their huge mistake and let Youtube peeps and the OFT deal with them.

Edited April 1, 2009 by fuzzybobble
Was watching Red Dwarf and not paying attention

[A+]

Hi Fuzzybobble.

How did you get on with the DCA and the prize draw entry numbers?.

Loved the payment by Christmas Card call on youtube. Absolute classic

 

Hey whats this about? Can i see??!

[clemma]

See here for fuzzy at his best

[A+]

OH MY GOD, that is FANTASTIC!!

MUCHO STREET CRED TO BUZZYFOBBLE :D

[The GodMother]

yep he has loads on there. Also if u look for bton badger he is a fellow CAGger

[A+]

bton badger? couldn't find that? Is it spelled correctly?

[locutus]

YouTube - The Debt Collectors Challenge

 

This is my favorite one

[clemma]

YouTube - The Debt Collectors Challenge

 

This is my favorite one

 

Yep - 'tis a great one that one

[A+]

This one is SUPERB!!

 

YouTube - The Greatest Prank Call Ever

[Fred Bassett]

I'm so skint at the moment, that tonight I had to go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

 

Dyslexic kid to Mum: "Can I have a Macdonalds for my tea MUm" - "Yes, if you can spell Macdonalds for me". "**** that, I'll have a KCF instead".

 

Fred

[fuzzybobble]

it's nice to know there's still a bit of non PC thriving in the UK.

 

Nothing worse than Political Correctness.

 

 

Here is my non PC joke......

 

After a number of complaints the makers of the game Cluedo have made a simpler version of their game. It will include a non British character. So now you only have to work out how and where they did it.

 

Instead of worrying about everyone else, how about we start sorting out the mess in our own country for a change? Then we might actually get somewhere.

 

Or would I be considered racist for even mentioning it?

[Fred Bassett]

it's nice to know there's still a bit of non PC thriving in the UK.

 

Nothing worse than Political Correctness.

 

 

Here is my non PC joke......

 

After a number of complaints the makers of the game Cluedo have made a simpler version of their game. It will include a non British character. So now you only have to work out how and where they did it.

 

Instead of worrying about everyone else, how about we start sorting out the mess in our own country for a change? Then we might actually get somewhere.

 

Or would I be considered racist for even mentioning it?

 

Don't get me started Fuzzy!

 

Fred

[clemma]

After a number of complaints the makers of the game Cluedo have made a simpler version of their game. It will include a non British character. So now you only have to work out how and where they did it.

 

 

:eek::lol:

 

'tis true though - political correctness is getting out of control!!!

[AA99]

Had a bit of fun earlier in the kitchen with the family present and told my dear Crap1/Debitas caller that they couldn't talk to my OH because he had just left the house for a drive in his new Bentley:eek: And I did it all with such a smile on my face and such a sympathetic tone in my voice. You should have seen the kids faces

[clemma]

Had a bit of fun earlier in the kitchen with the family present and told my dear Crap1/Debitas caller that they couldn't talk to my OH because he had just left the house for a drive in his new Bentley:eek: And I did it all with such a smile on my face and such a sympathetic tone in my voice. You should have seen the kids faces

 

pmsl - would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at debitas The DC monkey would have been smoking from the ears.

[cashins]

Instead of worrying about everyone else, how about we start sorting out the mess in our own country for a change? Then we might actually get somewhere.

 

Or would I be considered racist for even mentioning it?

 

If plan commonsense is racist - then we are in a bigger mess than I thought.