Cheekiness towards a DCA

[Brassed off]

Guess who has the missing teatowel?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now who dares take it from me?

 

I would take it from you Fuzz - if only to give it a good wash

[fuzzybobble]

I was bored earlier today. So I decided to apply online for a job as a threat monkey at Cabot.

 

 

Here is my online appication......

 

 

 

 

And here is the piccie I attached posing as my C.V.

 

 

 

[ohoh4312]

This thread has me in stitches - I LOVE your job application.

 

Fancy standing for Mayor?? I'd deffo vote for you:lol::lol:

[fuzzybobble]

FB - hurry with youtube posts....pmsl at all your previous posts. Showed them to the Hubby (who was always worried about DCA's as well - until now) and he can't believe your cheek

 

Thank god for CAG

 

 

The new batch of calls in mp3 format and suitable images for the peeps who were unlucky enough to be on the other end of the phone have been sent to Locutus, so he's probably working on them at this present moment. There's about 8 mins worth of material to animate, and I know from my DCA video project that it's not a quick process.

[fuzzybobble]

I got me a new DCA to play with.

 

Got a message left on the phone asking me to call tracy and a 0845 number. Little bit of a search on "who calls me" website and up come IQOR. Not sure which one of my 7 unenforceable alleged debts it's for yet, but I'll be waiting for them to write and threaten me with something before I Fuzzybobble them.

 

Anyone know what IQOR are like to deal with? Any angry teens in the call centre with too many hormones who would like a fuzzybobble style call?

[junebug]

Mmm Fuzzy Bobble, damn youz hot! You can work for me any time! *lol*lol*lol*

[junebug]

I was so happy yesterday when I spoke to Mandy at Capquest, I could tell how fed up of me she was (yes, I was repeating the same thing over and over) and ended up with my mum in hysterics (I like to make sure they are on speakerphone when I speak to them). Do DCAs go out of their way to employ extremely thick people I wonder. They are so easy to wind up though...

[vengeancedemon]

Fuzzy B, re Iqor ( or IGOR if you prefer )

 

They are particularly obtuse and need repeated and sustained slapping

 

I cannot say what they are like on the phone, as I only had one call from them ( prior to threat-o gram mark one letter) saying that they were a company in Preston, but as I said I had not yet received any letter from them the conversation was very brief.

 

However, they kept on and on trying to pursue an account which had been defaulted ( on a CCA) by two others full term - and this is under the old 12+2+30 timeframe, Just didnt seem to understand basic english, and kept writing again and again until I told them on the 4th copy of the "Bemused" letter, printed ALL in red that if they did not cease and desist, go forth and multiply, I would proceed with criminal charges against them, severally and individually under the Prot Harassement, Admin of Justice, Malicious Comms etc etc and I would have them in the Magistrates Court no messing, after a while they faded away, and on this matter, I have heard no more from them.

Hope this may forewarn you, they sure seem ripe for a verbal massacre

Regards

 

VenDem

 

As I have said, I found them particularly stupid

[Fred Bassett]

I got me a new DCA to play with.

 

Got a message left on the phone asking me to call tracy and a 0845 number. Little bit of a search on "who calls me" website and up come IQOR. Not sure which one of my 7 unenforceable alleged debts it's for yet, but I'll be waiting for them to write and threaten me with something before I Fuzzybobble them.

 

Anyone know what IQOR are like to deal with? Any angry teens in the call centre with too many hormones who would like a fuzzybobble style call?

 

Fuzzy,

 

They're pussycats, you should have lots of fun with this lot. For a kick off, they will tell you their name as an individual and say that they're calling from Preston, but they won't tell you the name of their firm "for data protection reasons".

 

I saw them off quite easily on my BoS Preference Card and now I'm dealing with them on my MBNA account - it's gone very quiet.

 

Frankly, you'll be having a battle of wits with the unarmed.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[Fred Bassett]

Do DCAs go out of their way to employ extremely thick people I wonder.

 

I don't think they go out of their way, no. They have to employ whoever they can get hold of and that means Mcdonals rejects and Care in the Community cases.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[junebug]

I don't think they go out of their way, no. They have to employ whoever they can get hold of and that means Mcdonals rejects and Care in the Community cases.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

 

I must say, I have asked places before if they need staff a0 to pay the debt & b) because I pride myself on customer service and could teach them a thing or three. They have never taken me up on it though. I wonder why

 

It amuses me that when you point out that their customer service sucks (which I have done a number of times) they reply with 'you are not our customer' leave me the hell alone then!!!

[hillards]

[sillygirl1]

Inspired by this thread I telephoned Eurodebt Services, after receiving a wonderfully yellow envelope with coloured writing, and matching yellow paper inside. The call centre drone actually admitted YES to a particular question and a letter is going out asking for copy of that call... their letter was in breach of data protection anyway but I didn't bother with that.

 

On a side note does anyone know when CCJ information enters 'the public domain?' as thats where they claim they got this incorrect info from?

[eastendboy]

I noticed that hillards when I requested mine too. Strange eh:eek:

[fuzzybobble]

I've had 3 DCA's in under 2 weeks now.

I'm getting the DCA letters before my credit report has arrived. It's been 3 weeks since I requested it.

 

JB Debt Recovery (1st fuzzybobbling & mere amatures.)

IQOR (about to be fuzzybobbled firs time on monday.)

Moorcroft (6th slapping on monday. They never learn.)

 

I'll record all the calls, just in case I can get one of them to shout some abuse at me.

[cashins]

On a side note does anyone know when CCJ information enters 'the public domain?' as thats where they claim they got this incorrect info from?

 

Not sure if it's when judgement is given or after 28 days, either way the court lists are published.

 

David

[BarmyRockChick]

After reading this thread me and my other half have concocted an amusing way of dealing with skycard, we have just carried this out and thought we'd share!

 

Skycard "can I speak to ***"

Me "Whose calling pleasee?"

Skycard "Skycard"

Me "Certainly I'll just put you through"

Holds phone up to speaker on computer with music set at just the right part of the song, Axl rose blares out with "Are you ****ed off cos your daddy gets more pussy than you? **** you suck my ****ing dick"

Me "Thank you for calling, have a nice day"

I hang up.

 

Looking for song suggestions people! Need to offer something orignial for each call!! Also what time should they stop calling on a Sunday?

 

Have another senario planned where I start shouting for a nurse to come and speak to the "scary man/woman" on the phone (obviously will do a voice for this.

My son had the idea of asking them to "pulsa uno para idioma espanyol" then babbling on in Spanish.

It's actually so much fun we're almost looking forward to the next call!!

 

Jo

[The GodMother]

iQor :: Home

 

if u google them a list of CAG abd MSE thread come up aswell

[Fred Bassett]

After reading this thread me and my other half have concocted an amusing way of dealing with skycard, we have just carried this out and thought we'd share!

 

Skycard "can I speak to ***"

Me "Whose calling pleasee?"

Skycard "Skycard"

Me "Certainly I'll just put you through"

Holds phone up to speaker on computer with music set at just the right part of the song, Axl rose blares out with "Are you ****ed off cos your daddy gets more pussy than you? **** you suck my ****ing dick"

Me "Thank you for calling, have a nice day"

I hang up.

 

Looking for song suggestions people! Need to offer something orignial for each call!! Also what time should they stop calling on a Sunday?

 

Have another senario planned where I start shouting for a nurse to come and speak to the "scary man/woman" on the phone (obviously will do a voice for this.

My son had the idea of asking them to "pulsa uno para idioma espanyol" then babbling on in Spanish.

It's actually so much fun we're almost looking forward to the next call!!

 

Jo

 

This would be my choice: humyo.com - Victoria Wood - Wanchors.mp3

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[Fred Bassett]

It would be nice to get some of this lot google bombed but unfortunately I have no idea how to go about this. I do know it is effective. As an example, try this: type "french military victories" into google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Absolutely bloody hilarious. It gets better when you follow the suggested link.

 

I would love to do something like that to Blair Oliver & Scott (if they had a web site) or Credit Solutions.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[cashins]

It would be nice to get some of this lot google bombed but unfortunately I have no idea how to go about this. I do know it is effective. As an example, try this: type "french military victories" into google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Absolutely bloody hilarious. It gets better when you follow the suggested link.

 

See what you mean Fred, I put in 'ethical bank'

 

It came up with a bank I've never heard off!!!

 

Obviously the ones we know and love don't make the grade.

 

david

[junebug]

After reading this thread me and my other half have concocted an amusing way of dealing with skycard, we have just carried this out and thought we'd share!

 

Skycard "can I speak to ***"

Me "Whose calling pleasee?"

Skycard "Skycard"

Me "Certainly I'll just put you through"

Holds phone up to speaker on computer with music set at just the right part of the song, Axl rose blares out with "Are you ****ed off cos your daddy gets more pussy than you? **** you suck my ****ing dick"

Me "Thank you for calling, have a nice day"

I hang up.

 

Looking for song suggestions people! Need to offer something orignial for each call!! Also what time should they stop calling on a Sunday?

 

Have another senario planned where I start shouting for a nurse to come and speak to the "scary man/woman" on the phone (obviously will do a voice for this.

My son had the idea of asking them to "pulsa uno para idioma espanyol" then babbling on in Spanish.

It's actually so much fun we're almost looking forward to the next call!!

 

Jo

 

I kinda miss them calling me now

[fuzzybobble]

I kinda miss them calling me now

 

I was missing them too, until I sent for a copy of my credit file from Experian. Now I have 4 more to play with, and waste their time and resources.

 

I may look cute and innocent, but they say they are the ones to watch out for. Especially me. I'm a Bad boy, and damn proud of it.

[junebug]

I was missing them too, until I sent for a copy of my credit file from Experian. Now I have 4 more to play with, and waste their time and resources.

 

I may look cute and innocent, but they say they are the ones to watch out for. Especially me. I'm a Bad boy, and damn proud of it.

 

 

Ahhhh I knew there was a reason to give Experian money!!!! More funs!!

 

I know I shouldn't, but I do enjoy winding them up. They make it so easy though!!

[crazymom]

Im having the same thing since requesting my credit report, had 2 letters come through last week both from the original people but included inside was a letter from the DCAs saying that they now had the debt!