Cheekiness towards a DCA

[godpikachu]

lol, like i said on youtube, congrats on another funny fuzzybobbling session, mebs next time oyu should try the Tourettes guy soundboard (warning, contains lots, and lots, and lots of swearing)

[ODC]

YouTube - The Debt Collectors Challenge

 

Wonder where he went

[The GodMother]

would love to know.

[stardust_john]

OOh could you do a gordon brown one ringing the banks?

[The GodMother]

oh and one were Gordan Brown tells LLoydstsb to stop taking charges out of benefits.

[fuzzybobble]

I was thinking of Arnie from Terminator ringing Capital One.

 

Or Tourette's guy phoning Moorcroft.

 

My mate got food poisioning from the local indian takeaway last weekend, so might be fun for Judge Judy to give them a call at their busy time on a friday evening.

 

Or when a DCA calls, put them on hold. Play Huggy41's "You're pitiful" song and record the comments and see how long it takes them to work out, "There's no commission to be made from this call."

 

But then again, I have to get the Moorcroft and the bumble bees on tape. The one I didn't record was a classic, but as they think I'm dead now, (but still ring 3 times a day wanting to speak to me anyway...) It's about time one of their threat monkeys get to speak to F Bobble in person again. Let them threaten me, I'll mess them about, then break the bad news that the bill was paid directly to the OC a few weeks ago, and Moorcroft, "You go home with nothing. You are the weakest DCA...Goodbye."

 

I won't sleep tonight. Got too many ideas spinning around in my head now. :grin:

[ODC]

Touretts would be best for Ruthbridge as most of their staff are bilingual in it and talking crap

[fuzzybobble]

Just had an interesting conversation with someone called Clifford from Capital One.

 

I decided to call them, as I've been reading a few stories on here about how they like to shout at people and intimadate them.

Just as I got through, I felt a bit sick and Judge Judy kindly took over the call for me.

 

4 mins later, there is one seriously confused guy, who's script and two mins training, couldn't save. I could tell by his feeble attempts to get a 16 digit reference number. He's probably still scratching his head over it now.

 

Hopefully if Locutus is free over the weekend, the end result will appear here shortly.

[tiglet]

No DCA's love me anymore - they don't write OR phone.

 

Tell me guys, is it my perfume?

[cashins]

Give them a 'heavy breathing' phone call:eek:

 

See if that works.

 

David

[tiglet]

I think that's why they stopped ...

[fuzzybobble]

Damn, that video has been removed - can't see it.

 

Found another copy of the video on Youtube.

 

YouTube - Judge Judy: Nice Suit But No Proof

 

This is a classic example of why you should keep copies of all your paperwork where DCA's are concerned. Without evidence, a claim is worthless. But like most DCA's court defence.

[The GodMother]

Just when is she comming to england to do our Cases?

[fuzzybobble]

Just when is she comming to england to do our Cases?

 

She's already been on the Paul Ogrady show.

Excellent interview it is too.

 

YouTube - Judge Judy Interview on the Paul O'Grady Show (Part 1 of 3)

 

That's part 1 of 3. You'll find the other parts down the right hand side once the Youtube window opens.

[fuzzybobble]

Found another copy of the video on Youtube.

 

YouTube - Judge Judy: Nice Suit But No Proof

 

This is a classic example of why you should keep copies of all your paperwork where DCA's are concerned. Without evidence, a claim is worthless. But like most DCA's court defence.

 

Did you also notice that his Ex had a pile of paperwork, all in order. Relavent parts hilighted? You could tell Judy was easily impressed as she had done her homework properly.

 

If you have to go to court in the UK, there's not a lot of difference really. Watching Judge Judy you can learn a lot about how to behave in court, and how not to behave, and why it's important to keep copies of everything, as one day you might need it.

[tiglet]

Well done - I am now addicted to Judge Judy.

 

As hubby would say: "Another one of Mamma's stories"

[fuzzybobble]

I've been watching quite a bit of judge judy for my next video project. Got tons of stuff saved, so I can grab the bits I need to get Judy on the case of Bob and Charles from Worst Credit.

 

The funniest Judge Judy case is this one.

I almost wet myself laughing towards the end......

 

YouTube - judge judy drink drive plaintiff surveillance neighbor Car FUNNY

[Fred Bassett]

Did you also notice that his Ex had a pile of paperwork, all in order. Relavent parts hilighted? You could tell Judy was easily impressed as she had done her homework properly.

 

If you have to go to court in the UK, there's not a lot of difference really. Watching Judge Judy you can learn a lot about how to behave in court, and how not to behave, and why it's important to keep copies of everything, as one day you might need it.

 

Yep. If I have to go to court I'll wear shorts and a T shirt but have lots of evidence!

 

Fred

[fuzzybobble]

No DCA's love me anymore - they don't write OR phone.

 

Tell me guys, is it my perfume?

 

Your perfume is fine.

They are now running scared from anyone with gingerbread or CAG type perfume.

 

I had a letter today from Northern Crock. (a bank now owned by the tax payers) They sent me a statement for a so called loan. They refunded a so called overdue direct debit payment of £60. For a loan they claim I owe, but heard nothing about for almost 2 years ago. I questioned it at the time. They didn't bother to reply.)

But in their letter there is no demand for cash/ overdue amounts. etc.

 

Then it's sold to a DCA for 5% and lets have the next peabrained DCA who thinks they can gain financially from a CAG member. Then realise they could be Fuzzybobbled at costs to them.

 

Even Eversheds/Bryan Carter wouldn't take me on, even though I did most of it by phone. Goes to show, you mention CAG in your letters. They run away like schoolgirls run from a Gary Glitter fan meeting.

 

I've never had any hassle by PM on here. (I dare them to PM me.)

 

They only hassle peeps who they think are vunerable, that's why.

[mr.ton]

No DCA's love me anymore - they don't write OR phone.

 

Tell me guys, is it my perfume?

 

Ive not heard from 1 for ages now...starting to get a bit lonely without them now

[Fred Bassett]

Ive not heard from 1 for ages now...starting to get a bit lonely without them now

 

I've got Wescot on the go at the moment - well actually I've Wescot on the run. They're my favourite DCA at the moment as they've picked up the baton previously dropped by Halifax, Blair Oliver and Scott and Moorcroft. It's very good fun.

 

I've also got Apex on the go and should soon send them packing too.

 

My problem at the moment is that I was a bit too successful a few years ago in giving out my voicemail number, so all I get from some of them is threatening messages.

 

Well I suppose you can't have it both ways.

 

Fred

[Goldlady]

I hadn't thought of it as a 'baton' Fred, but good description of the way they work;). Eventually one of them will drop it down a deep hole and the race will be over:D

[mr.ton]

The last DCA i heard from was CARS.

Had a good few slanging matches with them on the phone too

FB kindly fuzzybobbled them for me on Youtube

[Fred Bassett]

The last DCA i heard from was CARS.

Had a good few slanging matches with them on the phone too

FB kindly fuzzybobbled them for me on Youtube

 

I think Wescot should be given the fuzzybobble treatment. It would be good if you could get them to say "toad in the hole", or as they say it in "Hool", "turrd in the hurrl".

 

Fred

[vengeancedemon]

This is probably tempting fate, but, no written contact since appropriate Foxtrot Oscar letters and similar sent in August and September, no telephone contact since a very severe letter to Apex almost a month ago

 

I do wonder if they are getting the messge that the content of the letters are of CAG origin? and therefore they should adopt a Caveat Emptor policy?