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And a finger moving along the monitor, along with a supervisor to help with some of the longer words ...

All help is merely my opinion only - please seek legal advice if you need to as I am only qualified in SEN law.

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And a finger moving along the monitor, along with a supervisor to help with some of the longer words ...

 

Making sure the supervisor is using the "blue crayon" font set at 12 point.

 

Also pointing out that the cute smiling walking gingerbread man, is actually a warning sign, and DCA staff should avoid all contact with this person.

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Could turn it around with some play switch pressing and let them think their listening in whilst on pretend hold.

 

Now are you ready?

What (stressed voice)

I know I'm not to mention I'm on watchdog?

SSssssh ok switch crunch bang,

Hello

:D

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They must be able to manage some polysyllabic words, surely?

 

I mean, "collection" has three ...

All help is merely my opinion only - please seek legal advice if you need to as I am only qualified in SEN law.

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Now these are funny :D:D:D:D

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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What's the difference between a DCA employee and a bucket of sh*t? The bucket.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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'We are the borg, we will add you to our uniqueness. You will be assimilated'

 

Could easily see a DCA employee yelling that in a monosyallabic sounding voice. :D

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sorry i have to agree with fred and babybear there they are both anoying. Anyway the bucket is more intelliget

OFT debt collection guidance

 

Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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Wonder if they have a couch in a DCA's office ... when they feel human, and have to be 'counselled' to resist ... when they start to feel 'this is wrong, I am a human being not a monster, how can I treat other people like me like this'.

 

Dread to think what would happen if one of them suddenly develops or realizes they have a soul ... or should that be 'shadow' ... ;)

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Because if I ever had to behave that way ... I could never look myself in the mirror again. :(

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'We are the borg, we will add you to our uniqueness. You will be assimilated'

 

Could easily see a DCA employee yelling that in a monosyallabic sounding voice. :D

 

That's when things get interesting 'cos if you're male and she looks like 7 of nine you're basically screwed :lol:

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That's when things get interesting 'cos if you're male and she looks like 7 of nine you're basically screwed :lol:

 

The thing that annoyed me most about 7 of nine.

 

 

Why did we never get to see the other 8 of her mates? ;)

 

 

 

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Whereas daleks aren't sexist ;) They'll exterminate anyone :p

 

Apart from Billie Piper. They had loads of chances and still didn't. In the second to last episode of series 4, they shot the Doctor, who was running, when Rose Tyler was standing still. They went for moving target instead of the easy one.

 

Also if daleks aren't sexist. Why aren't there any pink ones? :p

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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are you saying billie piper is easy?

Beating the DCA's day by day

 

My fight:

NDR - CCA'd 12+2 passed

Bank of Scotland - CCA'd 12+2 passed

CFS - Win by Technical Knock-out!:lol:

HFC Bank - CCA'd 12+2 passed

Chantry Collections - CCA sent

 

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana :D

 

<---------- Have I given you top advice, have I made you laugh, click on the scales, it won't hurt you! :grin:

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are you saying billie piper is easy?

 

Ill let you know once the restraining order is lifted next year. ;)

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Congrats FB, I got my second light green blob :p

 

How does this blob thing work anyway? Seems to take longer and longer to get the next one along.

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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