Cheekiness towards a DCA

[mr.ton]

Scotcall followed on from Credit Solutions in trying to chase me for the same debt.....even they've gone quiet now & ive heard nothing from them for a while after they went through a crazy streak for a month or so & then realized it was better for them if they didnt contact me

 

I want to scream from the highest rooftop.....

 

Is there anyone in DCA land who wants to take me on?

[babybear39]

Many contributors to this thread owe us new keyboards

[havinastella]

The worst thing is I don't sleep now.

 

When I owed the money I slept all night.

 

Now I lay awake all night thinking of my next telephone call, I'll think, 'That's funny' jump up, run downstairs and make a note next to the PC.

 

I still like the Idea of them ringing a crime scene

 

Jogs

[emmaf01]

Its taken me four hours to read, but this thread has given me wonderful ideas.

 

I can't wait for my next DCA phonecall now-I've learnt the theory, now I want the practical exam!

[2Grumpy]

When I sent a **** off the accounts in dispute letter to a new DCA I demanded a fiver to pay for postage. When they wrote back saying no, I wrote back a formal complaint, asked for a copy of their complaints procedure and doubled the bill.

 

I told them that their actions had caused me a financial loss when they weren't allowed to ask for money, it was totally avoidable on their part, so cough up immediately or I was going to report them to the FOS.

 

(I saw somewhere that the FOS ignore complaints that don't leave you financially disadvantaged)

[mr.ton]

I can't wait for my next DCA phonecall now-I've learnt the theory, now I want the practical exam!

 

I always found it came naturally with me

[Fred Bassett]

Its taken me four hours to read, but this thread has given me wonderful ideas.

 

I can't wait for my next DCA phonecall now-I've learnt the theory, now I want the practical exam!

 

 

I bet you'll have to wait ages now Emma - the b******s never ring when you want them to!

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[excel1]

Many contributors to this thread owe us new keyboards

 

And you could get a DCA to chase the money so we could have more fuN!

[The GodMother]

next ones that call me are going to get the crime scene treatment i think. Just to here there voice shaking.

[fuzzybobble]

The DCA staff are all too busy reading this thread and no longer have the time to send us any threat-o-grams.

 

Moorcroft are getting 4 letters from me on monday morning. I always time my annoying letters to them to arrive on a monday morning. It's the worst time of the week to have to deal with peeps like me, who hassle them with legal stuff they prefer to ignore.

[beetzart]

How about when they ring you pretend to be a premium rate chat line?

"Hi you're through to Sylvia, and I'm all hot and horny. I'll get you off in 60 seconds...." You get the picture;)

[beetzart]

I haven't quite read every post so i hope this isn't a repeat!

[stikky62]

I'm a bloke,,,,,i dont think i could pull off a "Sylvia" (no pun intended )

[beetzart]

Ok then, 'Hi you're through to Julian this is.....'

[stikky62]

...with a bit of frankie goes to hollywood playin' in the background (relax)

[babybear39]

Rofpmsl

[babybear39]

There goes another keyboard

[beetzart]

Aaargh!! Why won't they ring me lol I used to dread the phonecalls now I want more

[babybear39]

You could always offer your servies to DCAs for training purposes, charging them of course, as another member has done

[beetzart]

Next time one of them calls I'm going to pretend to be a clown booking agency, and seeing as they are so interested in speaking to me prehaps I should come round and entertain them at work, with plenty of red hot custard tarts lol

[fuzzybobble]

Pretending to be very drunk and slurring your words works quite well. Then they say, "Well if you can afford alcohol,you can afford to pay us."

Then I say, "Yesssshh, tooooo right matey skip. But alas cannot pay you, because you have yet to prove I owe you anything." Burp loudly and hang up."

[fuzzybobble]

Aaargh!! Why won't they ring me lol I used to dread the phonecalls now I want more

 

I don't wait for calls from them. I ring them. I'm sure a warning flashes up on their computer screen when I call. I've even got a cheap mobile phone and disposable sim card, so I can hassle them from work too.

 

No amount of training can ever prepare a DCA call centre monkey for when fuzzybobble calls.

[beetzart]

How about pretending they've rung 999 and then telling them the police are coming to do them for hoax calls.

[babybear39]

How about pretending they've rung 999 and then telling them the police are coming to do them for hoax calls.

 

Excellent

 

The 999 operator's script is 'EMERGENCY, which service? Fire, police or ambulance?'

 

Then, when they refuse to answer, say you have to transfer all hoax calls to the police

[beetzart]

Excellent

 

The 999 operator's script is 'EMERGENCY, which service? Fire, police or ambulance?'

 

Then, when they refuse to answer, say you have to transfer all hoax calls to the police

 

Good one!

 

I hope inpersonating the emergency services is not a crime though! I'm sure the DCA's will say it is.