What Irritates You ???

[The GodMother]

thats what the bear garden is about

[revolting peasant]

Maybe some of you should pop out and break your own arms. See how long you keep a sense of humour:-D

[hughes690]

Thanks for the mention Pen. Now I'm embarrassed! Did I really say slacks? What were/are 'slacks,' anyway? If you know what they are does that make you in the same age group as me?

 

[revolting peasant]

I was going to mention it Hughes but I realised that I must be a bit past my prime when we were going out for a meal and the wife suggested I should put on "that nice pair of slacks you bought at Christmas":o

[empowered]

I was going to mention it Hughes but I realised that I must be a bit past my prime when we were going out for a meal and the wife suggested I should put on "that nice pair of slacks you bought at Christmas":o

 

Other dead giveways as to age are "wireless", "bathing trunks", "nightgown" etc etc:rolleyes:

[tonycee]

Arsenal giving away a 95th minute penalty.

 

That definitely did not irritate me. He He.

 

Sorry, carry on as you were.

[JOSH_IOU]

Maybe some of you should pop out and break your own arms. See how long you keep a sense of humour:-D

 

I slipped and fell down and hurt my back a few weeks ago. My skin was cut and there was blood every where. I got up and laughed and thought ouch but my sense of humor was still there after all.

 

It would Irritate me if i found my sense of humor had gone.

[ja-de]

When you want to do the washing & find they've taken everything off in one go, so it takes ages to try peel T-shirts from jumpers, & boxers from Jogging tops, & 3 pairs of smelly socks melded together......yuk! lol

[JOSH_IOU]

eeew....... jades comment

[Bona]

I say wirless but that cos my mum always called it that

[hughes690]

Is a wireless a radio without wires? I remember dad talking same.

 

In the cinema (pictures) munching my pop corn - you get a wee hard bit, nearly breaks a molar - I hate that!

 

8)

[The GodMother]

wireless can mean that you have wireless internet. So that way it does not make you old. If they dont ask then dont correct them.

[Pen]

Bona and Hugh ha that's no help! my Grannie also said wireless which means i can be anything from 2 to 80 so come on, stop having us believe your a little spring chicken I don't know!!so people will try and get away with anything!!

 

I hate it when I go into my son's room and it looks tidyish then I open the wardrobes and all his dirty washing falls out

[Guest louis wu]

Amy Winehouse thinking it's ok to be smashed out of her skull, whilst singing and dancing:rolleyes: on prime time TV, and then having to explain to your kids why she looks so strange.

[pinkduchess]

loss of internet due to intermittent router problems ....nearly went into a panic earlier....lol

i feel cut off from the world when its broken

 

yes pen i get that problem with the washing too. i think im up to date & suddenly find washloads stuffed in the wardrobe!!

[JOSH_IOU]

I'l say it again.....

Manu

Thats what irritates me

[Bona]

Im past all that including the dirty mags under the bed of my son my OH has been collecting his pension for a nuber of years now but I am quiet a bit younger both kids grown up and ment to be gorn should have a peacefull life ha bloody ha

[revolting peasant]

Is a wireless a radio without wires? I remember dad talking same.

 

In the cinema (pictures) munching my pop corn - you get a wee hard bit, nearly breaks a molar - I hate that!

 

8)

 

Crikey - what sort of films do you go and see;)

[kia]

yeah was just thinking that im too innocent for that sort of film ;)hows the arm :Dxxkia

[revolting peasant]

hows the arm :Dxxkia

 

It's actually not too bad thanks. A little on the black side and still a little swollen. The wife is a bit hurt cos I've had to take my wedding ring off cos my fingers keep swelling up.

 

Back to frac clinic on Monday to get plastered again!

[JOSH_IOU]

peasant its a flower and champagne job. lol

[revolting peasant]

what is Josh?

[kia]

i sprained my wrist last year and refused to do that and now well fate has a way of stepping in cos well its not on anymore :Dbut a fracture is worse than a sprain and louis i totally agree with u was watchin it and said is she drunk or stoned or both cos she was out of it wasnt she which i thought as a role model was awfulxxkia

[PFABC]

1 Big brother producers and the contestants for exploiting mentally il people and each other

2 Jade Goody for promoting ignorance among the masses

3 Traffic Wardens because they are all secretly wanting to be promoted to lollipop attendants. They simply cannot pass the whopper and rocket lolli taste test.

4 Immediate Family for their complete lack of loyalty when the s*.it hits the fan and they are needed. They somehow become hypnotised by their partner in name of "best not get involved"

5 Ken Livingston for being desperate loser

6 Lottery winners who say they wont change and will be back to work on Monday as normal.

7 Ignorance of kids and probably their illiterate parent/ unlikely parents

8 People who smell

9 People who say " why did'nt she just leave if her husband was beating her "

10 Bar Staff that dont look to see who is next in the queue

Hope you enjoy my thoughts, anyone got similar or opposing views?

[revolting peasant]

I see it like this

 

If the wife wasn't so gorgeous I wouldn't want to make love with her. If we didn't make love she wouldn't have got pregnant. If she didn't get pregnant we wouldn't have a son so son would not have walked into path of swinging hammer as he wouldn't exist.

 

My broken arm is then a result of the wife being gorgeous and thus her fault!