Fifty Shades Of Grey!

[**Tilly**]

For anybody that has read the GREY books here's a poem that will make you smile.

 

Me missus bought a paperback

Down town on Saturday,

I had a peep into her bag;

'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey."

 

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread.

 

Her left hand held a length of rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down onto the floor,

And then began to strip.

 

Well fifty years or so ago

I might have had a peek;

But Doris hasn’t weathered well;

She’s eighty four next week.

 

Watching Doris bump and grind

Could not have been much grimmer.

Things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

 

She struggled up upon her feet

A cuppla minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

That I must dominate her!!

 

Now if you knew our Doris,

You would see just why I spluttered,

I’d spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I’d uttered.

 

She stood there nude, just naked like,

Bent forward just a bit ….

I took a pace to brace meself

And stood on her left t*t!

 

Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

“Step on the other one!”

 

Well readers, I won't tell no more

What happened on that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair

Turned “fifty shades of grey”

 

 

[snowdragon]

[Night Owl]

Hilarious Tills. . . . just spit tea over the keyboard!!!!

[leigh04]

Brilliant tilly that just made my day x

[**Tilly**]

Makes me chuckle every time i read it:lol:

[maroondevo52]

Filth !!!

[**Tilly**]

ah but you read it:p

[maroondevo52]

ah but you read it:p

 

No, my mum said it was good, she was in the book shop and asked some guy where she could find it, how should I know he shouted, I don't work here !!!

 

Red coupon or what

[**Tilly**]

i didn't mean the book you donut lol

[maroondevo52]

i didn't mean the book you donut lol

 

Aw ! the poem, yes it's good

[SOD'EM]

Hilarious Tills. . . . just spit tea over the keyboard!!!!

 

 

Good job it wasn't voddy.

 

 

Brilliant Till's. But if you don't mind, I'll do the f****n funnies.