Can you answer this scenario??

[renegadeimp]

A horse is tied to a 15ft rope and there is a bail of hay 25ft away from him' date=' yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?[/quote']

 

The horse is tied to a rope. But is the rope tied to anything?

[tonycee]

I'd be wondering what the hell my so-called 'true love' was doing at the bus stop with my so-called 'true friend'...........!

 

 

Thats the best post ive seen in yonks.

[duckwaddler]

I'd be wondering what the hell my so-called 'true love' was doing at the bus stop with my so-called 'true friend'...........!

 

Lmaooo!!! Love it Janie!

[assisted blonde]

One I read (possibly on CAG)

 

You're driving your 2 seater sports car. It is starting to rain very heavily as you drive down the deserted road. There is a bus stop, with 3 people.

1 is an old lady who will surely die of hyperthermia

1 is the your true love

1 is a true friend who once saved your life.

 

Its not a deserted road then is it?

Confused i will be

[HSBCrusher]

A horse is tied to a 15ft rope and there is a bail of hay 25ft away from him' date=' yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?[/quote']

the horse is 10 ft long and the rope is tied to his tail

[HSBCrusher]

what has four legs and flies?

[renegadeimp]

two pairs of trousers. Thats an old one

[HSBCrusher]

two pairs of trousers. Thats an old one

a dead horse.

[renegadeimp]

a dead horse.

 

Haha thats a new answer for it

[SOD'EM]

The horse is tied to a rope. But is the rope tied to anything?

 

Winner:whoo:

 

the horse is 10 ft long and the rope is tied to his tail

 

WTF:|

[SOD'EM]

The one who makes it, sells it.

The one who buys it doesn't use it.

The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.

What is it?

[renegadeimp]

Coffin?

[SOD'EM]

Coffin?

 

 

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

[locutus]

He stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt

[SOD'EM]

He stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt

 

Don't you ever go to bed?

 

 

 

Ok then, try this one.

 

 

Here on Earth it is true.

Yesterday is always before today,

but there is a place where yesterday always follows today.

 

Where?

[**Tilly**]

In a dictionary

[renegadeimp]

1)There's a hole, its 3 feet wide, and 9 feet deep, how much dirt is in the hole?

 

2)You eat over 100 pounds of dirt each day, how is this?

 

3)You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

 

4)What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

 

5)What comes twice in a week but once in a year?

[assisted blonde]

1. None its a hole so its empty2. dont know3.dont know4.dont know5. the letter e

[locutus]

4 is lounger

[**Tilly**]

2. There's dirt is below you

3.Corn on the cob

[brokebutnotbeatn]

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

[locutus]

a carrot

[locutus]

What is brown and smelly and sounds like a bell?

[brokebutnotbeatn]

what's red and invisible?

[locutus]

no tomatoes