Euro Car Park Ticket

[jaspen]

Ah thats fantastic mate. Wonder why I didnt get the Brinx one first then? They went straight to the controlaccount plc letter!

[Al27]

Some people haven't been getting the Brinx one recently for some reason.

 

Brinx is just Euro but the letters are sent from a different desk. Maybe trying to save on stamps?

[jaspen]

**UPDATE**

 

Another letter from controlaccount plc today, says the following:

 

Amount now Due: £98.75

 

It is a legal requirement to send notice of an intention to make a Civil Clain before that claim is issued. This letter fulfils that requirement and has been sent to you at the last address we hold for you.

 

This is your final chance to prevent Litigation being commenced against you: if you ignore this warning then proceedings may commence and Judgment will be sought. The cost relating to such Litigation will be added to the amount claimed, together with interest at a statutory rate of 8%.

 

If Judgement (no idea why they spelt it different this time *see above*) is obtained and an order for repayment in full is granted but remains unpaid, then enforcement of that Judgement against you may be sought by any or all of the following procedures: -

-Warrant of Execution by Bailiff or Sheriff (lol) against goods or assets owned by you either soley or with another(s).

-Application for an Attachment of Earning upon your employer.

-Attendance in Court to be Orally Examined () as to your means and assets.

-Application for a charge upon Property, Insurance Policies and Pension Funds etc. which may be owned soley or with others.

 

Cheques should be made payable to bla bla bla

 

Yours Sincerely

Merlyn Smith

 

 

IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE?

[havinastella]

Ignore

[jaspen]

I'd love it if a Sheriff turned up though, i've always wanted to meet one.

[pin1onu]

I'd love it if a Sheriff turned up though, i've always wanted to meet one.

I suppose it's appropriate that a Sherrif visits given the PPC's are a bunch of cowboys.

 

Chistmas message to the PPC's - Yippee Ki-aye Motherf******

Edited December 22, 2009 by pin1onu

[kiptower]

pin1 ya missed this bit

 

"Merlyn"

 

maybe he can stir up some magic and make their case legit ( soz my xmas humour )

[letshelp]

pin1 ya missed this bit

 

"Merlyn"

 

maybe he can stir up some magic and make their case legit ( soz my xmas humour )

Don't you mean 'Perky'.

I thought that was his job.

regards

[kiptower]

could be PERKYS xmas script

 

the spelling spoilt the first 1 "MERLIN"

Edited December 23, 2009 by kiptower