Halifax Chill Out Thread.

[**Tilly**]

ooooh while I remember, which photo's haven't I sent you yet MTM??

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhh jade lol

 

Ooooer Missus!...:o

 

Mmmm...Did U REALLY want me to have to tell U ja-de??...

 

 

...

 

noooooooooo not the one with !!!!! :o:D

[MilkTrayMan]

...noooooooooo not the one with !!!!!

Yep...U guessed correctly Tilly...THAT one!...

...But there are others also!!!...

...

[sea-sidelady]

Thanks Bo, but can I have a 1.5 Ltr. bottle of the cheapest sparkling white please???

 

 

[ja-de]

ooooooo; cheers esh esh ell, hic!!!!!!!!!:D

[**Tilly**]

ooh you pished as well we is lol

[sea-sidelady]

you should come over to the drunk thread.

 

But you HAVE to be half cut to come in LMFAO

[**Tilly**]

thats an under statement and oh she made me:rolleyes:

[saintly_1]

thats an under statement and oh she made me:rolleyes:

Thats like saying a hurricane is a light breeze

[sea-sidelady]

Oh i never did.... I was having a coffee when she was encouraging me to get on the voddy!!

 

She had started so early, that it is taking me and Saintly ages to catch up, although Saintly isn't doing a bad job.

[**Tilly**]

Oh i never did.... I was having a coffee when she was encouraging me to get on the voddy!!

 

yea yea yea wot ever:p

 

She had started so early, that it is taking me and Saintly ages to catch up, although Saintly isn't doing a bad job.

 

soooo not my fault if my clock was wrong

 

oh my gawd we have been caught by Mr McBott drinking on duty:eek:

[maroondevo52]

Aye, See. Out of sight, out of mind.

 

Are there any pic's from this p*ss up!!!!!! ?

[sea-sidelady]

i hope not!!!!

 

Oh and by the way....i sooooooooooooooooooooooo did not force her to get pi**ed. She did a fantastic job of it all by herself.

[**Tilly**]

i hope not!!!!

 

Oh and by the way....i sooooooooooooooooooooooo did not force her to get pi**ed. She did a fantastic job of it all by herself.

 

Don,t believe a word of it, i was on brews all night

[maroondevo52]

I was told Bo like's a swally.

 

Big 'wave' to Bo.

[Brassed off]

 

Don,t believe a word of it, i was on brews all night

 

Tilly Trotter, you telling porkies again? I heard you were under the table

 

What on earth's a swally Mr McB?

[maroondevo52]

Swally......Excessive Alchoholic beverage intake.(p*ss up)

[Brassed off]

Sheessssh foreigners

[**Tilly**]

Gawd Bo even i knew what a swally was

[Brassed off]

You would

[maroondevo52]

You would

 

 

Peach, Bo. Peach.........:grin:

 

[**Tilly**]

You would

 

 

 

Peach, Bo. Peach.........:grin:

 

 

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you cheeky pair of Herberts

[ja-de]

What on earth have I been missing here, or could it be "managed to keep out of" trouble maybe, the sort with a capital T ?Hehehe.

[Brassed off]

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

 

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums.

 

And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And

Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds.

 

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

 

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

 

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to

cook them'. And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

 

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with

potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into

chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.

And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

 

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

 

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.

 

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

 

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word

on nutrition and health.:

 

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than

us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer

heart attacks than us.

6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and

suffer fewer heart attacks than us

 

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

what kills you.

 

Send this to at least 14 friends in the next 60 minutes to receive

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Here endeth the Lesson.

 

:grin:

[maroondevo52]

You been oot for a Swally, tonight. Bo

[Brassed off]

Noooo - that was last night and I'm still recovering

Just thought I'd post that above - got it in an e-mail and it made me giggle