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I had to go to the toilet after my first Tesco Burger. I have to say...it was good to firm, and soft in places.

 

BBC News: Horses were molested before they were put in Tesco Burgers.

Police are asking for anyone who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward.

 

If you think Tesco Horse burgers are tasty. You should try their Quarter Pandas.

 

If you don't like Tesco Burgers, you should try their Meatballs....They're the Dogs B******s :smile:

 

Just checked the Tesco Burgers in my fridge, and they're off.

 

Wow!!!! That's 5 Tesco Burger jokes from me, on the trot. (Make that 6)

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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"Trotters" Independant lol

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Do they all think we are only Foals and Horses!

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R.I.P my beautiful grey ghost, gone but never forgotten, taken so suddenly, 04/07/2004 ~ ~ 02/03/2017

Gone but never forgotten,Little Miss Sunshine, Alisha Marie. 15/12/2005 ~ ~ 13/02/2006

Our  beloved Dalmatian Jazz,  gone to join Wal at Rainbow Bridge, hope you are now pain free .  20/9/2005 ~ ~ 24/3/2019

 

 

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Just thought some of you would like to know, Tesco have a new deal starting Monday next week. 'Spend £5 or more on Burgers and you get the same ammount off if you buy your petrol/diesel there too'.Its called 'Only fuel and horses'.Signaller

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What made me laugh was the guy who said he'd thought the mobile network tv ad with the moonwalking pony was an ad for Tesco Value Burgers!

 

Is it this ad?

 

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