clamping boss speaks out

[clamper1111]

I own a PPC, i read with humour this site daily at the number of want to be lawyers here.

 

at the end of the day.... you parked you pay simple..

 

if you get clamped tuff

 

stop moaning and looking for an excuse to get out of it.

 

lets put it simply .... you rent a space in town centre for £1500 per year some loser comes and parks there because he can't afford to use a pay and display car park and doesn't want to spend £1 because he /she can buy more in primark !!

 

you arrive at your space and you can't park meaning you have to find a P&D space and pay

 

now ....... you would soon get P'd off and instruct a PPC to enforce the space and keep it free of unwanted cars so you can enjoy what you pay for....

 

sod parking tickets..... claiming all the way ... you pay there and then

 

you won't ever park there again ... which is what the client wants.

 

new laws / reduced release fee .... ha ha ha no chance of it coming in..

 

i charge £120 plus VAT thank you very much people. nice crimbo each year for me.. don't winge you parked it

Edited November 25, 2009 by clamper1111

[Al27]

You can get capital letters by pressing the shift button in the bottom left. 'Humor' is spelt 'humour' in this country.

 

But then again a high IQ isn't a requirement in your job I suppose.

[clamper1111]

Oh i see, thank you for that.

 

I'm very well educated infact, policeman for 14yrs.

 

Is insults the only way you can level a response.

 

understandable.

[Al27]

Capital I for 'i'.

 

'In fact' is two words.

 

Third sentence needs a question mark.

 

Last word needs a capital letter.

 

That gives you an F - must try harder to troll.

[crem]

So you think by staying in a McDonalds car park for 95 minutes instead of 90 minutes warrants a charge of £140 do you?

 

Clearly neither spelling ability nor morals are a requirement to run a PPC.

[crem]

 

I sleep well at night knowing that the next day some motorist will be paying for my next holiday or my wifes christmas present and there kids go without

 

 

....says it all really doesn't it!

[Al27]

Ooo, he thinks he's a real villain!

[My Real Name]

Can you rewrite the original post please - It doesn't make any sense.

[My Real Name]

Which PPC do you own, by the way? What car parks are you contracted to patrol?

 

Money where your mouth is, and all that.

[Helford]

Don't feed the troll!

[crem]

Insider reveals car clamp tricks used at City Pride - Wharf

 

This is what clamping is really about. It has nothing to do with "keeping the car park free for customers to use".

[clamper1111]

You lot make me laugh . not one of you has come up with a valid point apart from insults.

 

i control 200+ car parks in london and south east.

 

All my men are SIA registered.

 

I see you alway inform the public not to pay PPC parking tickets, but stuck on the wheel clamping side, apart from make sure the signs are there !! and they have there SIA badge.

 

All my sites are listed at the local police station so if a loser driver calls them they just look at the list and see the site and don't bother coming out.

 

This also stops losers pulling signs off and stating they were not there.

 

this is how the police like it .. there idea.

 

All i can say is "carry on parking losers and moaning" but you all pay !!

 

not one of you or the clamping guide comes across with a simple way of not paying.

 

BTW - 7 losers have taken me to court ..... won everyone, once the judge see's the pictures of vehicle and signs, case lost. thank you very much.. my costs are paid.

[42man]

You are either here to help/advise, give an opinion or you are here to start a flame war.....it seems obvious that it is the latter rather than the former, if you continue to goad people then you will be moderated

[rodeodave]

I own a PPC, i read with humour this site daily at the number of want to be lawyers here.

 

at the end of the day.... you parked you pay simple..

 

if you get clamped tuff

 

stop moaning and looking for an excuse to get out of it.

 

lets put it simply .... you rent a space in town centre for £1500 per year some loser comes and parks there because he can't afford to use a pay and display car park and doesn't want to spend £1 because he /she can buy more in primark !!

 

you arrive at your space and you can't park meaning you have to find a P&D space and pay

 

now ....... you would soon get P'd off and instruct a PPC to enforce the space and keep it free of unwanted cars so you can enjoy what you pay for....

 

sod parking tickets..... claiming all the way ... you pay there and then

 

you won't ever park there again ... which is what the client wants.

 

new laws / reduced release fee .... ha ha ha no chance of it coming in..

 

i charge £120 plus VAT thank you very much people. nice crimbo each year for me.. don't winge you parked it

 

 

Mate due to my job i carry a petrol angle grinder in my boot for just occasions. Clamping is no problem for me. And believe me I would have no problem getting one of your clamps removed even if you were standing there watching me.

[the_freedom_trail]

I own a PPC, i read with humour this site daily at the number of want to be lawyers here.

 

at the end of the day.... you parked you pay simple..

 

if you get clamped tuff

 

stop moaning and looking for an excuse to get out of it.

 

lets put it simply .... you rent a space in town centre for £1500 per year some loser comes and parks there because he can't afford to use a pay and display car park and doesn't want to spend £1 because he /she can buy more in primark !!

 

you arrive at your space and you can't park meaning you have to find a P&D space and pay

 

now ....... you would soon get P'd off and instruct a PPC to enforce the space and keep it free of unwanted cars so you can enjoy what you pay for....

 

sod parking tickets..... claiming all the way ... you pay there and then

 

you won't ever park there again ... which is what the client wants.

 

new laws / reduced release fee .... ha ha ha no chance of it coming in..

 

i charge £120 plus VAT thank you very much people. nice crimbo each year for me.. don't winge you parked it

 

Always good to here from a troll lol. In a way it is good to hear that PPC's exist because it does provide employment for those who are so mentally restricted that they cannot seek work in any other walk of life.

 

You may think you are scary with your clamps but I have a little thing called an angle grinder

 

Have a good Christmas

 

TFT

[clamper1111]

I am not here for world war 3 just to put across that there are too many want to be lawyers here.

 

so you have an angle grinder, what you seem to not understand is that we have photos of vehicle, Your Reg number, and a quick check with DVLA, gives us your address.

 

i always report clamps that have been cut off to the police, keeps the tax man happy knowing where the meant to be funds are for that clamp.

 

when the police come round and arrest you, which they do. you spend hours in cells have DNA taken and embaressment of N/B's watching.

 

ok you may not be charged, may get caution, but that new job you go for .. is lost due to criminal record. i win again

 

plus if you have an outstanding ticket or have cut a wheel clamp off. your vehicle will be flagged on our database and you are not able to use any of our car parks. try walking home from tesco with your shopping !

[rodeodave]

I am not here for world war 3 just to put across that there are too many want to be lawyers here.

 

so you have an angle grinder, what you seem to not understand is that we have photos of vehicle, Your Reg number, and a quick check with DVLA, gives us your address.

 

i always report clamps that have been cut off to the police, keeps the tax man happy knowing where the meant to be funds are for that clamp.

 

when the police come round and arrest you, which they do. you spend hours in cells have DNA taken and embaressment of N/B's watching.

 

ok you may not be charged, may get caution, but that new job you go for .. is lost due to criminal record. i win again

 

plus if you have an outstanding ticket or have cut a wheel clamp off. your vehicle will be flagged on our database and you are not able to use any of our car parks. try walking home from tesco with your shopping !

 

Don't need to look for that new job as im self employed and doing quite nicely thank you. And as for the embarrasment.. i can live with that reather than pay you scabs... oh and have you heard of on line shopping and do you really think i would use one of your car parks after getting clamped i WOULD rather walk thank you.

 

I know your only putting your side to the story but like it had been stated do you really think £110 is fair for 5 mins over parking and you don't even listen to valid appeals.

 

Mate i would rather ger arrested than line your pockets.

[clamper1111]

As it goes no i don't and i would be very upset if i got clamped, but its a job, theres a huge market out there and someone has to fill it.

 

i do feel for someone that has only been over by 5 minutes ( we operate a 20 min overstay system) if they have genuinley been to the space owners shop. but the people that think "oh sod it i'll park here i'm only nipping to the shop" and don't shop in the space owners shop.... there fair game. they make that choice.

 

i had a mouthy guy the other week, thought he was big cutting clamp off. got arrested and called crying because he had criminal record and had applied for a job and just lost it due to this. he cut off clamp and took it with him... theft and criminal damage. not his day

 

my advise to you all ........ forget the signs and badge, will all have them.

 

your only chance is contacting the land owner because lots of companies contracts are with lease holders of shops etc. the land owner prob doesn't even know clampers are on his land. if he doesn't then well you have a case. - free advice there you go.

[Gambling Commission Rule]

"Clamping boss speaks out". And to think we had clampers down as lowlife, knuckle dragging, inbred, shaven headed ****. If the clamping boss is so happy about his lot why is he posting on here? Clearly something that is happening at the moment has rattled him.The only answer to scumsucking parasites like this is a suitably powerful angle grinder.

[My Real Name]

i control 200+ car parks in london and south east.

I'll ask again. Which ones? Which is your company?

[My Real Name]

plus if you have an outstanding ticket or have cut a wheel clamp off. your vehicle will be flagged on our database and you are not able to use any of our car parks. try walking home from tesco with your shopping !

So you're admitting to unlawful immobilisation?

 

Which company did you say you owned again?

[Gambling Commission Rule]

Bet he's far too cowardly to name his company. A big man until it comes to standing up and being counted. How quickly do you think the self stated thug and bully will become ..... a big, fat coward?

[My Real Name]

I'm still not even sure what his / her point is - the posts are about as clear as mud on that front.

Edited November 25, 2009 by My Real Name
removing thoughtlessness

[bribri]

Please stop using the term 'learning disabilities' and variations thereof as an insult.

Please don't take this as a point for further discussion.

[ArmyGirl]

Clamper .. are you lonely ? I can not think of any other reason why you would just come here to post a very unconstructive message blatantly trying to engage people in an argument.

 

Are you deprived of attention ?

 

Or are you walting as a villan practising for panto?