What Made You Want To Swear Today?

[389shell]

This morning when I finally conceded that I couldn't lie in bed any longer without feeling the wrath of hubby who is on hols from work!

[389shell]

Oh yes, and seeing that idiot Ricky Jervais in another sitcom, stay behind the camera Ricky where you are less aggravating.

[burlyb]

knee him in the newts shell lol

[389shell]

Haha, I'd love to....

[snowdragon]

having phones calls at all times of the day/night and no one is at the other end

[Nystagmite]

not sleeping well at all last night.

[snowdragon]

second that Nystagmite

[burlyb]

3rd that bobcat...4 years this has been happening to me.

shell 'in the newts' to your hubby and Ricky lol and as for phone calls....vodafone sent me a shed load of old txts during the night to remind me to pay my bill I must have had 4-5 txts evenly spaced during the early hours and thats NOT the first time they have done that the twonx....when May comes and i can shake free of their scummy contract I may got into their shop and knee one of them in the newts grrrrrrrrrr

[**Tilly**]

Bloddy Friday the 13th ...Google decided to deactivate my email i see one flipping magpie n got a stonking headache ...anything else can takea ticket and form a queue

[babybear39]

DWP!!! They still haven't processed my renewal forms even though they promised, that because of the welfare rights officer being delayed filling them in, they would be treated as urgent... Lies, f'ing lies and f'ing politicians! My DLA went up this week and runs out next week... So, from next week I will have approx. £65 a week to live on... When the call centre drone eventually answered my call she asked for my date of birth, which, I gave even thinking at that point it should have been date of supposed death. My forms are at the bottom of a 'decision maker's' pile with no way of getting them processed any quicker unless I'm terminally ill. I F'ING AM!!! I might not have a bloody date yet but hey, it don't matter to them... So, from next week I'm losing all my DLA and the disability component of ESA. But 'don't worry' she said, 'we'll backdate your benefit'... Hey said I 'how am I going to pay my bills, buy food etc...?' But I answered my own question before she could answer 'the dead don't need to eat'...

[SOD'EM]

Bloddy Friday the 13th. I see one flipping magpie n got a stonking headache.

 

Nothing to do with the 2 bottles of Voddy last night then?

[Nystagmite]

But 'don't worry' she said, 'we'll backdate your benefit'...

 

They always say this. Yet, the point is, you need that money now. Not in a month's time or whenever they can be bothered to sort it out.

[389shell]

I've been swearing at evenly spaced intervals since about 3.30 this morning as I've not had a frigging wink of sleep and am on a double shift today and tomorrow, plus morning sickness is back with a vengeance!

[Nystagmite]

Always needing a wee when I'm miles away from a toilet.

[snowdragon]

what made me swear today is Capquest,they are enough to make a nun swear!

[LaughingGirl]

This is a public service announcement.

 

However hard you're laughing, however much you're wiping the tears from your eyes....DO NOT wipe your eyes after you've been grating chili infused cheese. It will hurt, and there won't be enough water in the world to rinse that crap out.

 

Thank you for reading.

[Dollytots]

Traffic wardens out this time of night creeping about,

[ajax95]

Traffic wardens out this time of night creeping about,

 

There's one round my way who insists on wearing a balaclava over his hat... strange folk!

[duckwaddler]

Traffic wardens out this time of night creeping about,

 

Traffic wardens only work 8am to 6pm Monday to Saturday Perhaps it was a ghost warden

 

People who keep dogs and never walk them make me swear

[Dotty50]

[quotePeople who keep dogs and never walk them make me swear

 

AND the one's that leave them in their gardens barking all day!!

[sweetjane]

I'm all for globalism, international markets, fair trade etc BUT I'm getting more and more angry when jobs are scarce in this country and in this year of the jubilee and London Olympics that the plethora of union jack metchandise all seems to have been made abroad. What's happened to MADE IN THE UK and BACKING BRITAIN. I'm not talking about official Olympics stuff but bunting, cushions, mugs, tea cosies, egg cups, T-shirts - you name it. All being sold in shops like BRITISH Home Stores, Debenhams, etc etc why aren't these retailers supporting British manufacturers in 2012 when we should allow ourselves a little patriotism?

[snowdragon]

Being shortlisted for a job only to find out it had already been given to a non English person , ( guess only cause they will get a crap wage! )

[duckwaddler]

[quotePeople who keep dogs and never walk them make me swear

 

AND the one's that leave them in their gardens barking all day!!

 

It's so unfair on them! They bark due to frustration and excess energy, then you have their owners bawling and shouting at them when they bark, which just makes them bark all the more!

[beachbird]

@ duckwaddler this was 9 pm perhaps yours finish early, no it wasnt a ghost and im not blind either i also know how to tell the time as well,

[beachbird]

@dollytot were they in your area as well