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We was in Pontins for Christmas .. my kids just love it there .I got P*55ED Boxing night and found 5 bushes on the way back to the chalet .Just incase any of you may fall in them,I tried them all out for you and OWWWWWWWWWWW my back is soooooooooo bruised ..anyway they are all now well and truly flattened .

 

 

 

CJ is going ..isn't ..is ...isn't ...is ...isn't ... ..ok I know a woman is allowed to change her mind but ... :p

 

Barra I can't leave you alone for 2 mins can I ? well Hedgy may be happily married but I'm not so ;-)

 

OH YES

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NEW YEAR EVERYONE

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We was in Pontins for Christmas .. my kids just love it there .I got P*55ED Boxing night and found 5 bushes on the way back to the chalet .Just incase any of you may fall in them,I tried them all out for you and OWWWWWWWWWWW my back is soooooooooo bruised ..anyway they are all now well and truly flattened .

 

 

 

CJ is going ..isn't ..is ...isn't ...is ...isn't ... ..ok I know a woman is allowed to change her mind but ... :p

 

Barra I can't leave you alone for 2 mins can I ? well Hedgy may be happily married but I'm not so ;-)

 

Please! Janet I still haven't got over your lapdance from Manchester, and what you were screaming to Hedgey afterwards! :o

 

Actually, don't mention lapdances again after last night! ;)

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Please! Janet

Aww thats what I like to hear a man who begs .. shows he knows his place :p ............ the rest of what you had to say went WHOOOOOOSHH

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Ahhhh, I thought it had been a bit quiet lately... A few things get clearer. Hello, p***head! :-D

 

* WAVES *

 

it's been far from quiet from what I can see .. people have even started talking in morse code bit unfair as I was never in the girl guides :mad:

 

(bookie we all remember YOUR lap dance but any ideas about my supposed lap dance ??? no not the one outside the kebab shop as I remember that one .. or should say that you won't let me forget it lmao )

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Don't you remember what you was doing underneath the table Jan? :p

 

:confused: looking for my shoes ........or did I find something to pass the time while I was looking ? :rolleyes:

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I'm just trying to follow what is going on! I am sitting here quietly watching films, Railway Children, Oliver and now Grease to be followed by Harry Potter... and drinking fizzy white wine mixed with cassis.

 

My flatmate is laid out with the flu so I am keeping clear as I have my party on Wednesday... think everyone knows details if they want to come, if not PM me and I will pass them on.

 

May not be online till early evening after next week due to job but I will try to keep up with what is happening and who will be in the chalet.....

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I'm just trying to follow what is going on!

 

LOL So am I .. so when you work it out can you let me know :D

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:confused: looking for my shoes ........or did I find something to pass the time while I was looking ? :rolleyes:

 

*snigger* :D Oo er missus!!!! :lol:

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no not the one outside the kebab shop as I remember that one

 

OMG I'd completely forgot about the kebab shop!! The look on those guys' faces!!

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7. Prize for getting the most bits out - That would be Painty, actually, SSL can corroborate. :-D

8. Prize for getting the most ar5e out - That will be Janet, cos she made the biggest *one of them* out of herself at the kebab shop. :-D

9. Prize for getting the most t!ts out - And yes, that would be Painty again...

 

What you saw, my dear, was by no means the most outrageous of the evening. :razz:

 

Besides, since my presence is far from confirmed, you shouldn't place bets on possible non-starters. :-D

 

Bookie, you know I love you, I've had my warning from Caro and Thai. All comments completely tetracted.

 

How can I make it up to you??

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OMG I'd completely forgot about the kebab shop!! The look on those guys' faces!!

The look on Bookies face was even more priceless .. oh well all in a normal night out isn't it :D

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oh well all in a normal night out isn't it :D

 

If any of what happened in Manchester was your idea of a 'normal' night, then roll on Prestatyn!!

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Happy New Year folk.

 

I'm really looking forward to meeting you all.

 

:D

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Happy New Year guys and gals. Especially by little boy Thai. I told my daughter earlier that she has a virtual brother which came as a bit of a shock. LMAO.:D

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Aaaaw who couldnt love our Thai. :p

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Happy New Year folk.

 

I'm really looking forward to meeting you all.

 

:D

 

Famous last words! *Evil laugh*

 

Happy New Year guys and gals. Especially by little boy Thai. I told my daughter earlier that she has a virtual brother which came as a bit of a shock. LMAO.

 

I'll meet you halfway on the 'little boy' bit mum, how about 'my lad' thai :D

Can't wait to meet sis, I'll try my best not to corrupt her with my errant ways!

 

If that gave her shock, wait until she meets him for real! :lol:

 

Ahhhh, she won't want to be parted from her new found brethren!

 

Aaaaw who couldnt love our Thai. :p

 

You wanna list? :lol: Awww cheers babe, D'yana me and Bill have new nickname for you? :D

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I heard!! :eek:

 

Mind you it has to be an improvement on twinset. :mad:

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Location: NOT IN A ROCKING CHAIR WITH TWINSET AND PEARLS!!

 

So just to clarify, you're not in a rocking chair but you are with twinset and pearls... am I reading this right?

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:D Never noticed that.

Oh i cant wait to get to Wales now just to prove im not some decrepit old woman!!

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You've changed since Manchester then?

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SUNDAY 10th FEBRUARY 2008

 

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FREEZING YA HUNGOVER BITS OFF OPEN-TOP BUS EXCURSION TO GHOST TOWN RHYL FOR POUND SHOP SHOPPING SPREE AND RANDOM MENTALISM

 

 

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ORGANISERS: ETHEL, CYRIL & BILL. WE CAN BE FOUND STAGGERING AROUND CAMP WITH FLYERS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

 

 

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