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See that's my point... you'll therefore be having two treats, and then what do I get in return? You have to make it worth my while.

 

(And I'm pretty sure you must have dreamt the part about me wanting to show you something, but that's beside the point...)

 

Awwwwwwww sweetie, I promise, I'll make it worth your while! Your own private lapdance maybe???? A drunken gob-suck????? !!!! ;) I'll leave it for you to decide! :D

 

And trust me, you deffo said you had summat you wanted to show me - I really didn't dream it up!!!! ;)

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Well you already gave me a lapdance in Manchester, and I'm not sure if I want to know what a gob-suck is... must be some weird northern thing?!

 

You'll have to try harder!

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Oh FFS!!!!! How much harder have I gotta try!!!!! :rolleyes:

 

I know you're from Stoke, but puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!! Help me out a bit eh'!!!!! ;)

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I'll nominate Bookie for

 

7. Prize for getting the most bits out

8. Prize for getting the most ar5e out

9. Prize for getting the most t!ts out

 

If this is a yearly thing, I have evidence from the last do.

 

Cheers Painty

 

7. Prize for getting the most bits out - That would be Painty, actually, SSL can corroborate. :-D

8. Prize for getting the most ar5e out - That will be Janet, cos she made the biggest *one of them* out of herself at the kebab shop. :-D

9. Prize for getting the most t!ts out - And yes, that would be Painty again...

 

What you saw, my dear, was by no means the most outrageous of the evening. :razz:

 

Besides, since my presence is far from confirmed, you shouldn't place bets on possible non-starters. :-D

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

 

The Stig is the name given to the anonymous CAGer on the CAG Website. He is cast as a mysterious "tame CAGer" whose identity is unknown, and who never speaks or removes his clothes on camera.

 

some say he had to apply to the government for a concealled weapon licence before he could legally wear pants.... and that beneath his helmet is another, slightly smaller helmet.

 

all we know is that he is called the Stig

TV.com Forums - your own stig 'facts'

 

What did he want to show you hedgey??????

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LOL

 

I'm starting to get scared about what I'm letting myself in for.

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Much harder!

 

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Oh, I think this is the meet to top all meets.

 

What's happening about booking our chalet?

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Now now. We don't want to frighten people off. What will people think of us!!!:eek:

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What did he want to show you hedgey??????

 

I'm still trying to figure it out! ;)

 

Now now. We don't want to frighten people off. What will people think of us!!!:eek:

 

Awwwwwww............... everyone knows that me and barra have total and utter unrequitted love between us! He's romeo, I'm juliet, bob's your uncle and annie's your aunt!!!!! PMSL!!!!! :D

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Oo er sir, I do believe you're getting personal!!!! ;):D

 

A lot harder??????? :confused:

 

Oo er indeed! Don't quite know what to say to that!! :o

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Now there's a first. Barra lost for words!:lol:

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I am being very well behaved not twisting that saying! I have some great variations!

 

 

 

There once was a man called Stig

Who definately did not wear a wig,

But his lust for the sweet hedgey

Made her a we bit more than a little edgey

For he promised to show her something big!????

 

 

Sorry toooo much wine!

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Oo er indeed! Don't quite know what to say to that!! :o

 

LMAO!!!!!

 

Now there's a first. Barra lost for words!:lol:

 

After months of trying, I've stumped the beggar at last!!!! :lol:

 

I am being very well behaved not twisting that saying! I have some great variations!

 

There once was a man called Stig

Who definately did not wear a wig,

But his lust for the sweet hedgey

Made her a we bit more than a little edgey

For he promised to show her something big!????

 

Oo er missus................ put the wine away!!!!!! :lol:

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Now there's a first. Barra lost for words!:lol:

 

After months of trying, I've stumped the beggar at last!!!!

 

Now, you see... I'm young, sweet and innocent unlike you *ahem* more mature ladies, so clearly the only reason I don't know what to say is because I have no idea what hedgey is on about!

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Now, you see... I'm young, sweet and innocent unlike you *ahem* more mature ladies, so clearly the only reason I don't know what to say is because I have no idea what hedgey is on about!

 

LMAO!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:;)

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Now, you see... I'm young, sweet and innocent unlike you *ahem* more mature ladies, so clearly the only reason I don't know what to say is because I have no idea what hedgey is on about!
Your nose just grew from Stoke on Trent to Wales with that comment!

 

Caro...for you hun!

 

There once was a man called Thai,

Who was the apple of a womans eye,

Tut tut for the thoughts mother caro had

For none of them were motherly and oh so bad!

 

WHO SAID I WAS MATURE???????Like wine...better with age....

 

Putting the wine away!

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Chalet booked Hippy!!!

 

You can share ours! just get here!

 

Thailand, think Hippy is hooked!

 

Thanks for the offer CJ, but I've already got a chalet sorted out - was just wondering when we were gonna book it.

 

:)

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Poor little innocent Barra. I'm not sure what Hedgey means either, but I'm sure Mr Hedgey (sigh) will keep her in check. Well he might try anyway.:D

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Voddie chocs and my mulled port!

 

Didn't work though..another for your heirim babe.

 

My spellings gone. Need another glass.:rolleyes:

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