Robinson Way ; YET AGAIN

[loyalbrummie]

Idiot from RW just rang .

Phone call went like this

 

RW : Hello could I speak to a C C please

LB : Whose calling ?

RW : Nobby from RW

LB : From who ?

RW RW is that CC

LB I dont discuss anything with you over the phone , in writing if you want to correspond with me

RW Is that C C

LB I dont discuss anything with you over the phone , in writing if you want to correspond with me

RW So that is CC?

LB I dont discuss anything with you over the phone , in writing if you want to correspond with me

RW Ok if you want to be like that il put it down on our records

LB I dont discuss anything with you over the phone , in writing if you want to correspond with me

PHONE GOES DEAD

 

1-0 to the brummie I think , good start to the week .

 

Memo for newbies , do as the site advises , normally im very abusive and it makes me feel better but i still have to lose me rag , the calm correct way is much better and you will feel much better for it .

[PriorityOne]

Excellent !

 

Another way is to refuse to go through security...

[loyalbrummie]

Still buzzing from it to be honest , so much better doing it the calm way .

 

BIG HOORAH for the CAG .

[loyalbrummie]

todays installment went as follows :-

 

RW Could I speak to (FIRST NAME) please

 

LB Whose calling ?

 

RW Robinson Way

 

LB Told you yesterday If you want to contact me writing only

 

RW We will keep on ringing

 

LB Fine , WRITING ONLY

 

RW youre not helping yourself

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

RW youre just being stupid now

 

LB WRITING ONLY in a very silly voice

 

RW we will ring again

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

RW ah this is daft

 

LB Seriously now , let me just say one thing .

 

RW what ?

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

and down went the phone .

 

2-0 to the brummie

 

good ol CAG

[loyalbrummie]

later call today but here goes

 

RW Could i speak to MR ***** please

LB Who is it please ?

RW RW

LB Who?

RW RW

LB ah like i said i dont discuss any matters with you over the phone , writing only

RW we have sent you letters

LB well send me another then

(dca now getting arsey starts interrupting)

RW we will continue calling

LB and i will continue telling you the same WRITING ONLY and dont EVER interrupt me again

RW well you interrupted me

LB well if you dont like it then hang up

RW yes i will

the phone went dead

Bet he thought ah bowlarks after

 

3-0 to brum

 

Cmon idiots

 

How long should i keep this going for , im beginning to enjoy it more and more each day .

 

regards

 

LB

[spamheed]

I have been looking for a copy of Joe Pasquale singing "I know a song that will get on your nerves" to play for them

[mr.ton]

later call today but here goes

 

RW Could i speak to MR ***** please

LB Who is it please ?

RW RW

LB Who?

RW RW

LB ah like i said i dont discuss any matters with you over the phone , writing only

RW we have sent you letters

LB well send me another then

(dca now getting arsey starts interrupting)

RW we will continue calling

LB and i will continue telling you the same WRITING ONLY and dont EVER interrupt me again

RW well you interrupted me

LB well if you dont like it then hang up

RW yes i will

the phone went dead

Bet he thought ah bowlarks after

 

3-0 to brum

 

Cmon idiots

 

How long should i keep this going for , im beginning to enjoy it more and more each day .

 

regards

 

LB

 

 

I would just keep these idiots talking on the phone for as long as need be & just play Mr awkward in whatever way you can.

Afterall its their phone bill

[loyalbrummie]

think il have some more fun with them for another week then hit them with the harrasment letter .

[ODC]

todays installment went as follows :-

 

RW Could I speak to (FIRST NAME) please

 

LB Whose calling ?

 

RW Robinson Way

 

LB Told you yesterday If you want to contact me writing only

 

RW We will keep on ringing

 

LB Fine , WRITING ONLY

 

RW youre not helping yourself

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

RW youre just being stupid now

 

LB WRITING ONLY in a very silly voice

 

RW we will ring again

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

RW ah this is daft

 

LB Seriously now , let me just say one thing .

 

RW what ?

 

LB WRITING ONLY

 

and down went the phone .

 

2-0 to the brummie

 

good ol CAG

ROFPMSL

[diskmandave]

Someone's been poaching in my thread...!

 

Try marching in to London Scottish House with one of their ridiculous blue striped letters stamped with JUNK MAIL, RETURN TO SENDER...

 

Now that's what you call a buzz!

 

[loyalbrummie]

I just want to get on their nerves as much as all DCA's get on mine , I have already peed them off 3 days in a row and have yet to lose me rag once .

[diskmandave]

Next time they call, refuse to do security.

 

When he/she asks why say "Data Protection", the 'phone will go down.

The next time they call, they'll ask for, "LB; and your full address". Reply with something like, "who's calling please, and I need your full name and address........." You get the picture... It's funny!!

 

As you've read my thread though, you'll know I love talking to them and how easy it is to get them wound up tight enough to snap!

[mr.ton]

I just want to get on their nerves as much as all DCA's get on mine , I have already peed them off 3 days in a row and have yet to lose me rag once .

 

These DCA's have an attitude on the phone towards you of...."your making things harder for yourself"...........errrrr in what way exactly?

They have no powers whatsoever other than to ask you to pay & go to a county court if need be.

[loyalbrummie]

back to a earlier call today

RW Could i speak to a mr ****** ******

LB Yes one moment il fetch him for you .

Wait 2-3 mins

LB Hello

RW is that Mr ***** ******

LB It is yes , whose this

RW RW

LB who?

RW RW

LB sorry I dont know anyone called Robinson way ?

RW No my name isnt RW thats the company I work for .

LB oh right got you now , so whats your name then ?

RW Nobby from RW

LB Nobby what

RW why do you want my surname

LB not only do i want your full name i will require your DOB and your full postal address including post code .

RW Well i dont have to give you that .

LB but surely those are the questions you will be asking me in a minute , so im sure you can guess what my answers are going to be .

RW Think your clever >?

LB NOPE i KNOW im clever mate , speak to you tomorrow i guess .

RW YEH we will ring tomorrow

LB Oh good I do enjoy our conversations dont you ?

LINE GOES DEAD .

 

4-0 to brummie

 

They are not very good at this are they !!!!!

 

PS if anyone from RW is reading this then can i have a woman ring up tomorrow please prefer one with a husky voice like mariella frosstruup .

[ODC]

RW Nobby from RW

LB Nobby what

RW why do you want my surname

LB not only do i want your full name i will require your DOB and your full postal address including post code .

RW Well i dont have to give you that .

.

Seems reasonable to me, after all you need to do a security check on who you are speaking to. Just who TF do they think they are. They are a bunch of losers with NO LEGAL powers whatsoever yet they get on the phone and behave as if they have every right to quiz and bully you on the phone and make you answer all sorts of personal question. They think they have even more power than the police.

[mr.ton]

Im starting to love reading these transcripts LB.

Keep em comin

I like the bit were they say "think ur clever do you" - thats coz they dont like debtors being "clever" & expect us to just say "how high?" when they ask us to jump

[loyalbrummie]

WELL WELL WELL

 

Posties just come and guess what has arrived , A LETTER from RW in its blue and white nice envelope , thank fook for that

 

Heres what they have to say .

 

Our client has instructed us to recover from you the balance outstnding that you owe , as noted above .

As we are dealing with your account PAYMENT MUST BE MADE DIRECTLY TO US .If you fail to co-operate with us we will act on our clients instructions and take further action to recover the sum you owe .

If you have any queries please telephone us without delay , or write to our office quoting a number at which you wish to be contacted .

yours faithfully

scribble (can not read this)

collections manager .

[mr.ton]

LB:

I'm now a "new client" of Credit Solutions & having read all about them, they apparently make MacHall sound like a respectable company.

So maybe we can join forces & swap tips/ideas etc...

[loyalbrummie]

Of course ,I am far from an expert there are plenty on here who give out valuable advise , but any ideas tips i can help you with then feel free to ask , these dca vermin have bitten off more than they can chew with the CAG .

[mr.ton]

I m having a "bit of fun" with Credit Solutions on the phone at the moment as im the one making the calls to them

i know i should not phone them, but if you know how to handle them, then its easy really

[loyalbrummie]

tomorrows call could be interesting when im asking and pleading for a letter with them .

Can just see it now

RW NO we will only discuss this on the phone

Me I want a letter as requested

RW well we will just contact you until you speak to us ,

Me Please can i have my letter as requested

RW no no no

 

ME Feck u idiot the letter i requested came yesterday , ive now got all the info I need seconds out ROUND 1

[fuzzybobble]

I love winding up DCA's on the phone. It's become a hobby these days.

 

Had the muppets from Halifax ringinging me 3 times every weekend for months now. Dispite 3 letters with the following written in bold type.

"I will communicate with you in writing only. I will never speak to you on the phone, as I have no legal obligation to do so."

 

The last conversation went a little like this.....

 

Halifax muppet: Hello is that Mr F Bobble?

 

Me: Yes it is. Who's calling please?

 

Halifax Muppet: Jason From Halifax. I need to discuss a matter

regarding your account as it's in serious arrears.

I need to ask some securtity questions before I can continue.

What is your date of Birth and the First line of your address?

 

Me: 1/2/1991 69 cunnilingus lane. (of course I live there)

 

Halifax Muppet: Those don't match the details I have here sir.

 

Me: So why ask me if you already know them?

 

Halifax Muppet: It's for security reasons sir

 

Me: (pretending to cry) But I don't know my date of birth as I'm an orphan and was left on a doorstep when I was a baby.

 

Halifax Muppet: You're not taking this seriously sir. £2000 of debt is a serious matter and you will go to prison if you don't pay.

 

Me: (trying to sound concerned) oooooh.

 

Halifax Muppet:So, Mr Bobble, how to you intend to pay this debt?

 

Me: What debt?

 

Halifax Muppet:The £2000 you owe on your credit card you have £200 arrears and no payment has been made for 3 months.

 

Me: I asked you for proof you are legally intitled to collect this alleged debt. I'm still waiting. I don't pay anything to just anyone who writes demanding money without proof that I actually owe them anything first.

 

Halifax Muppet: This conversation is being recorded and I think you are deliberately being akward and trying to avoid paying what you owe Mr Bobble.

 

Me: I'm being recorded?

 

Halifax Muppet:Yes, now how do you intend to pay? We require a minimum payment of £200 immediatly.

 

Me: Wow. I'm being recorded. Sings a few lines of Bros - I owe you nothing. (bad I know but was all I could think of at the time.)

 

Halifax Muppet: You're not taking this seriously sir.

 

Me: I am. What was the question again?

 

Halifax Muppet: How do you intend to pay?

 

Me: Pay what?

 

Halifax Muppet: (getting a bit peed off by now) The arrears on your credit card.

 

Me: What credit card?

 

Halifax Muppet: The card you are 200 in arrears with.

 

Me: Erm

 

Halifax Muppet: Erm what?

 

Me: I don't know.

 

Halifax Muppet: Do you want us to take you to court?

 

Me: Courts? Didn't they go bust a few years ago? Weren't they the ones who had Bruce Forsyth in their adverts?

I'd like to go, but I had a new sofa a few weeks ago, so you're too late.

 

Halifax Muppet:You're not taking this seriously, I'm putting a note on your account that you are deliberatly avoiding to pay your debts.

 

Me: Debts? I'm in debt? That's scary, I wasn't aware I was in debt.

 

Halifax Muppet: (getting really wound up) Are you going to pay now Mr Bobble? I can accept payment by credit card now.

 

Halifax Muppet: Can I use the halifax card you claim I have and owe £2000 on?

 

Halifax Muppet: No, your card is suspended as you haven't kept up with the payments on it. AS YOU VERY WELL KNOW.

 

Me: know what? Who are you anyway?

 

Halifax Muppet: (rants away about debt and court action for a bit)

 

Me: I'm sorry I suffer from Attention Defecit Disorder and find it hard to concentrate.

 

Halifax Muppet: That's not my problem...Are you going to pay or not?

 

Me: .....Ohh look a bumble bee.....

 

Halifax Muppet: Mr Bobble?

 

Me: He's not here.

 

Muppet hangs up. Probably to bang his head against the wall. Then hand in his notice and get a proper job at Maccy D's.

 

Needless to say the more experienced members of the CAG will spot a few breaches of the OFT guidelines. Such as carrying on without the security checks, prison if I don't pay, trying to collect a debt that is in dispute and failing to comply with a cca request, etc.

Complaint letters have already been sent + a SAR request so I can get a copy of the call and put it on here.

[loyalbrummie]

that has to be one of the funniest calls ive heard on here , if i may im gonna use ssome of that on RW when they ring again .

 

Quality mate .

[alfwithhair]

Top class Mr Bobble

Not laughed so much in ages.

[fuzzybobble]

Feel free to use any material in your own calls.

Just post transcrips on here so we can all have a good laugh :grin:

I'm calling Moorcroft later today. Just working on

a few ideas for the conversation first.