Can you answer this scenario??

[thorntondog]

THIS IS FICTICIOUS

 

A father and his son were travelling on the motorway when they were involved in a horrific accident. the father was pronounced dead at the scene and the boy was airlifted to hospital for emergency surgery.

 

As the boy was being wheeled into the theatre, the surgeon said " I can't operate on him, that's my son"

 

How can that be??

[debt4get]

was the father a catholic priest?

[thorntondog]

no! lol

[**Tilly**]

The Surgeon was his mum

[thorntondog]

Yeeah , very clever. that didnt last long did it?

 

too many people stereotype surgeons as being male but women are surgeons too!!!

[thorntondog]

Has anyone got any more??

[**Tilly**]

Here's a riddle for you,lets see who can guess the answer

 

Three brothers share a family sport:

A non-stop marathon

The oldest one is fat and short

And trudges slowly on

The middle brother's tall and slim

And keeps a steady pace

The youngest runs just like the wind,

A-speeding through the race

"He's young in years, we let him run,"

The other brothers say

"'Cause though he's surely number one,

He's second, in a way."

[tonycee]

The hands on a clock (hour, minute, and second).

[**Tilly**]

:whoo:clever cloggs

[**Tilly**]

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs,

never talks, has a bed but never sleeps,

has a mouth but never eats?

[tonycee]

 

Can you guess what is in the square?

[tonycee]

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs,

never talks, has a bed but never sleeps,

has a mouth but never eats?

 

A river

[**Tilly**]

 

Can you guess what is in the square?

 

another square ?

[**Tilly**]

There was a green house.

Inside the green house there was a white house.

Inside the white house there was a red house

. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

What is it?

[tonycee]

another square ?

 

Nope

 

There was a green house.

Inside the green house there was a white house.

Inside the white house there was a red house

. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

What is it?

 

A watermelon

[**Tilly**]

gonna change your name to the riddler

[**Tilly**]

My life can be measured in hours,

I serve by being devoured.

Thin, I am quick

Fat, I am slow

Wind is my foe.

[**Tilly**]

 

Can you guess what is in the square?

 

nothing tis empty

[renegadeimp]

Candle?

[**Tilly**]

When young, I am sweet in the sun.

When middle-aged, I make you gay.

When old, I am valued more than ever.

[**Tilly**]

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

[tonycee]

nothing tis empty

 

 

You will have to do better than that.

 

When young, I am sweet in the sun.

When middle-aged, I make you gay.

When old, I am valued more than ever.

 

Wine

 

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

Your name

 

 

[**Tilly**]

 

Thinking!!

[duckwaddler]

Here's one there's apparently no answer to, my Dad told me it years and years ago - and it's very annoying

 

A man is standing on a bridge, he is contemplating jumping off - after a couple of hours he decides to jump!

 

Where is the Man while he is jumping?

 

He's not on the bridge, as that's before he jumped, he's not in the air, that's after he jumped!

[Consumer dude]

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs,

never talks, has a bed but never sleeps,

has a mouth but never eats?

A river..