Cheekiness towards a DCA

[berrylover]

I do not understand blobs.

[babybear39]

Once you get passed the dark green ones it gets harder...

[fuzzybobble]

Also if daleks aren't sexist. Why aren't there any pink ones?

 

They do have Red daleks.......

 

I have a radio controlled dalek. But it's faulty lol. Goes ok backwards, but when you try to go forwards it goes round in circles instead. (bit like my life really lol)

 

Oh well, It's going dark. Time to go outside and play with my laser I just finished building. It's a bit misty so it should look great. :cool:

[fuzzybobble]

Once you get passed the dark green ones it gets harder...

 

How many for the first light green blob then?

[babybear39]

Not sure tbh but the second one was 200 rep points

[mr.ton]

What was the 2 green blobs i got for then?

[babybear39]

You have one green blob mr.ton, but I'mm adding to your score now

[fuzzybobble]

You have one green blob mr.ton, but I'mm adding to your score now

 

I'll second that one. Mr.ton deserves lots of blobs for starting this thread.

Get clicking on Mr.Ton's scales icon thingie everyone.

[mr.ton]

You have one green blob mr.ton, but I'mm adding to your score now [/quote

 

But i was sent 2 the other day :-|

[mr.ton]

My goodness...at 1210 replies now.

So you have to read 210 of them before you even begin to start into the thousand

[fuzzybobble]

You have one green blob mr.ton, but I'mm adding to your score now [/quote

 

But i was sent 2 the other day :-|

 

I think the blob system works this way. When someone clicks on your scales you get points. When you get a certain amount of points, you get a blob. If someone with tons of blobs clicks your scales, you get more points from them than from someone with one blob.

 

We need peeps with lots of blobs to click on Mr.Ton's scales and see if we can give him the blobs he deserves.

[berrylover]

I got told I couldn't leave a comment with my blob

[mr.ton]

 

I think the blob system works this way. When someone clicks on your scales you get points. When you get a certain amount of points, you get a blob. If someone with tons of blobs clicks your scales, you get more points from them than from someone with one blob.

 

We need peeps with lots of blobs to click on Mr.Ton's scales and see if we can give him the blobs he deserves.

 

Oh please....it was nothing really

[Goldlady]

He now has his two blobs:p

 

I keep forgetting to leave feedback, must remember to do it more often.

[babybear39]

YAY mr.ton has 2 blobs

 

Thanks FB for your rep

[The GodMother]

there not blobs there greenies.

 

there is a thread that explains about the i will try and find it.

[mr.ton]

I should have more than 2 green blobs

[eastendboy]

I'll add to your blobs mr.ton 'cos your thread's given me hours of fun and chuckles. I'm only a 1 blob man myself though so won't do you masses of good........

 

Ps. thanks to fuzzybobble, I'VE SCORED SOME POINTS.... YIPPEEEEEEE:D

[Fred Bassett]

I should have more than 2 green blobs

 

Well I'd give you another tip Mr Ton but the 'thingy' will tell me I've got to spread it about a bit. I though those days were over for me.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[Brassed off]

The Greenie Thread

 

That should clear everything up for you

[darkpants]

If the day comes when a DCA does phone me (so far they dont know my number and I hope it stays that way), I will let them go through some of their script and say "just a second, need to put you on hold" at which point I will place the phone near my hi-fi which will start to play Megadeth - "The Killing Road" (which should be loud enough I think) or perhaps Megadeths cover of "Anarchy in the UK".

 

I've got lots of german heavy metal songs from Rammstein and Subway to Sally as well.

 

I have already used this to great sucess with telemarketing and cold callers phoning to sell up various bits of tat - conservatories, kitchens etc.

[Guest forgottenone]

Hello welcome. Please understand I have no wish to spoil your fun, or what you've posted in jest. I'd seriously advise not doing that even if it's a DCA. Because you can be charged with assault. Merely mention this to prevent you getting into hot water. Knowing DCA's how they work, they will likely do so.

 

Another idea is not to answer.

[darkpants]

Oh yes I should have mentioned I wouldnt play it at ear bursting volume, I'm not that silly, just enough for it to be heard down the phone :). Also have spoken to telemarketers using nonsensical german phrases like

 

"Ach schaut eine Biene an" - which I am told is "oh look a bee"

"Meine Biene ist ins Badezimmer gesteckt worden" - "My Bee has got stuck in the Bathroom"

"Es gibt ein Pinguin auf meinem Schrank." - "There is a penguin my closet". Can even mix it up with just speaking normal and every so often mix it up with speaking german, if they do ask why you suddenly start breaking into german then say "What?! I don't speak german, what are you on about?"

Edited July 10, 2008 by darkpants
clarifying and adding some german

[fuzzybobble]

 

"Ach schaut eine Biene an" - which I am told is "oh look a bee"

"Meine Biene ist ins Badezimmer gesteckt worden" - "My Bee has got stuck in the Bathroom

 

That's me sorted out for my trip to Vienna in November then.

I wonder if I'll bump into any DCA staff while over there lol.

[berrylover]

Fuzzybobble you could always try:

 

Haben Sie Bienen im DCA-land? ~ Do you have bees in DCA land?

 

Ich kann wirklich nicht glauben, dass Sie dumm genug sind, zu denken, dass ich mich interessier fur, was Sie sagen! ~ I really cannot believe that you are stupid enough to think that I care about what you are saying.

 

Oh sie n Sie wieder, habe ich Sie verfehlt! ~Oh its you again, I have missed you!