Cheekiness towards a DCA

[babybear39]

Hehe...I can do that. The only trouble is I'd be writing off every debt as the calls come in

[eastendboy]

berrylover, stikky62 is right. If you're that clever, at least as a newt, then you can take the calls. That's all DCA's need.........

[fuzzybobble]

Moorcroft were advertising for doorstep collectors again in my local rag.

 

Am sooo tempted to apply. Then when they give me my list of people to go and hassle, I would print out some info off here and the website address. And help every single one of them to get Moorcroft off their backs and start a debt and hassle free life.

 

Then to be a proper Professional Field Enforcement Officer, I would go around the farms giving the farmers a rating out of 10 for their fields.

 

[ODC]

What is wrong with me. Why wont you give me a job??? Is it coz I hate scummy DCAs with a passion.

 

 

 

Oh no now I know. My mummy and daddy wer married so thats why yo wont give me a job plus I can read and write and know words of more than one syllable. Im going to report you lot for discriminastion against illiterate barstewards with an iq of 12 which is 3 less than a cabbage.

[fuzzybobble]

How do you do an IQ test on a cabbage?

[ODC]

Ask the cabbage the same questions you ask a DCA Threat Monkey

 

No prizes for guessing which one give the most sensible answer.

 

So bearing in mind that the average DCA Threat Monkey has an IQ of minus 5 that leaves the cabbage far more intelligent

[mr.ton]

Ive just nearly had kittens - i typed "consumer forum" into google like i normally do...& to my shock it wasnt there :o

Thank goodness i found it eventually

[fuzzybobble]

I can type the full thing from memory. Not only to get onto the forum,but onto my list of subscribed threads.

[Woozel]

Ive just nearly had kittens - i typed "consumer forum" into google like i normally do...& to my shock it wasnt there :o

Thank goodness i found it eventually

 

Save it to your faves Mr T! Same things happened to me a couple of times too!

[Fred Bassett]

How do you do an IQ test on a cabbage?

 

A. Ring Blair Oliver and Scott.

 

Fred

[Fred Bassett]

I can type the full thing from memory. Not only to get onto the forum,but onto my list of subscribed threads.

 

If you're using Firefox or IE - download the CAG toolbar - it certainly works well in Firefox.

 

Fred

[babybear39]

Thanks FB

[vengeancedemon]

Or

Ring a DCA

 

" Hello, this is ------- Village

Can we have our Idiot back please? "

[fuzzybobble]

Just had a strange phone call.

 

Withheld number. I answered and said "Hello"

The girl at the other end said, "Hello, who is this?"

 

Right away the alarm bells started to ring. Why when you ring someone, would you say "who is this?" when the person you called answers?

 

I just made a hissing noise for 5 seconds and hung up.

 

Sounds to me like a new DCA is on a fishing trip, and the fools don't yet know what a dangerous game they're about to be involved in.

[babybear39]

Or

Ring a DCA

 

" Hello, this is ------- Village

Can we have our Idiot back please? "

 

I like very much

[The GodMother]

Moorcroft were advertising for doorstep collectors again in my local rag.

 

Am sooo tempted to apply. Then when they give me my list of people to go and hassle, I would print out some info off here and the website address. And help every single one of them to get Moorcroft off their backs and start a debt and hassle free life.

 

Then to be a proper Professional Field Enforcement Officer, I would go around the farms giving the farmers a rating out of 10 for their fields.

 

 

Same ere. For the past 8 weeks

They have been advertising in the local adverstiser. must be a problem with ppl leaving

[The GodMother]

If you're using Firefox or IE - download the CAG toolbar - it certainly works well in Firefox.

 

Fred

 

Where can i get that from?

[mr.ton]

Just had a strange phone call.

 

Withheld number. I answered and said "Hello"

The girl at the other end said, "Hello, who is this?"

 

Right away the alarm bells started to ring. Why when you ring someone, would you say "who is this?" when the person you called answers?

 

I just made a hissing noise for 5 seconds and hung up.

 

Sounds to me like a new DCA is on a fishing trip, and the fools don't yet know what a dangerous game they're about to be involved in.

 

Id have wanted to have stayed on the line & found out who is was - if it was a DCA, id have been more than willing to speak to them

[Goldlady]

Getting back to the CAG DCA, you will need someone who is either very good or very bad at origami to make sure that the letters are folded so that the nasty bits show through the window to alert the postman that the victims are in D.E.B.T.

[ODC]

Getting back to the CAG DCA, you will need someone who is either very good or very bad at origami to make sure that the letters are folded so that the nasty bits show through the window to alert the postman that the victims are in D.E.B.T.

And we need a Mr P Brown to call at doors up and down the country every Tuesday.

[fiestychick]

When I answer the phone, I can usually tell its a call centre as there is a delay. I don't say hello, I just wait for them to speak. I then give the phone to my 2 year old. It's amazing how funny it is to hear some irate bint saying 'is your mummy there love - hello? and my daughter saying 'mummy gone' , 'hiya lady' and 'row row row your boat'.Its good fun!

[babybear39]

And we need a Mr P Brown to call at doors up and down the country every Tuesday.

 

Tardis essential for this position

[The GodMother]

When I answer the phone, I can usually tell its a call centre as there is a delay. I don't say hello, I just wait for them to speak. I then give the phone to my 2 year old. It's amazing how funny it is to hear some irate bint saying 'is your mummy there love - hello? and my daughter saying 'mummy gone' , 'hiya lady' and 'row row row your boat'.Its good fun!

 

 

Good that sounds fun.

[sillygirl1]

How about another Tardis for all the solicitors who would have to turn up in court should everyone challenge the DCAs submissions.... that would be a whole industry in itself, imagine about 2-3000 junior solicitors running around the country...

[babybear39]

I should have taken Law not Journalism