Cheekiness towards a DCA

[mrmarmite]

lol. ty who ever clcked me scales I GOT 3 GREEN BLOBS WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mrmarmite]

i still want 5 tho, i got tripple amount of posts that the gingerbread fanatic has !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzybobble]

Gingerbread men have oversided heads anyway, but you're on the list tomorrow for a scales click Mr.Ton.

 

Here's is proof that gingerbread men have bigger heads than humans. It's only because you need ten times more gingerbread atoms to make a useable braincell.

 

[vinegarvera]

How many clicks do you need for 2 bobbles??

[mrmarmite]

oooo bugger, gotta give the thread starter a click as well, soz Mr.Ton

[mrmarmite]

Gingerbread men have oversided heads anyway, but you're on the list tomorrow for a scales click Mr.Ton.

 

Here's is proof that gingerbread men have bigger heads than humans. It's only because you need ten times more gingerbread atoms to make a useable braincell.

 

 

GOD theres me thinking being a trekkie is sad lmao

[vinegarvera]

oooo bugger, gotta give the thread starter a click as well, soz Mr.Ton

ooh me too!

[mrmarmite]

How many clicks do you need for 2 bobbles??

 

i dunno but it wont let me click on you, will try 2moz

 

it nice that this is 1 of those threads (if Mr.Ton approves that is) that you can let your hair down

[fuzzybobble]

How many clicks do you need for 2 bobbles??

100 clicks to get a second green blob, but clicks depend on how many green blobs the clickers on your scales have. Impress peeps with lots of green blobs and you can do it with less than ten clicks on your scales.

 

I have a feeling that before too long green blobs will be the new currency. £20 notes will become worthless. 1 green blob at the current exchange rate is worth 2 mates and 6 family members and 2 free drinks at a CAG members meet up. Or one drink if you live down south, cause it's more expensive down there for some unexplained reason.

[mrmarmite]

100 clicks to get a second green blob, but clicks depend on how many green blobs the clickers on your scales have. Impress peeps with lots of green blobs and you can do it with less than ten clicks on your scales.

 

I have a feeling that before too long green blobs will be the new currency. £20 notes will become worthless. 1 green blob at the current exchange rate is worth 2 mates and 6 family members and 2 free drinks at a CAG members meet up. Or one drink if you live down south, cause it's more expensive down there for some unexplained reason.

 

yup. i live down south and i agree with you there

[vinegarvera]

I remember going to a club in Stoke on trent ( the name escapes me) where it cost £1 for a bottle of Hootch!!

[mrmarmite]

anyway i was told that a DARK green BLOB= 10 clicks 1 LIGHT/LIT green blob=100 clicks so 2 dark and 1 light/lit equals 120 clicks

[vinegarvera]

anyway i was told that a DARK green BLOB= 10 clicks 1 LIGHT/LIT green blob=100 clicks so 2 dark and 1 light/lit equals 120 clicks

 

 

Blimey I am well off then, B**ger!

[mr.ton]

Now now..enough with the digs at me plz folks thank you very much

Im glad that this thread is making alot of people happy regardless of what direction it goes in - i was merely giving a gentle nudge back in the direction of what i originally posted about

[fuzzybobble]

I just hope we can exchange them for beer tokens in the Orwellian society Gordon Brown is so keen to create. Alcohol helps you to forget after all.

 

That's why Labour and the Tories have been in power for so long. Make you forget and be thankful for it, and that's why we in the uk aren't out there protesting about it.

 

Most prefer to moan about it to their mates over a way overpriced pint in a local pub instead of getting of their asses and actually doing something about it.

 

Gordon Brown and co know this as they know most British people are too lazy to stand up and do anything about it. Whenever we do kick up a fuss. (poll tax and late 90's fuel protests) They change the law and influence the media so anyone who dares protest is made to look bad or a criminal.

 

Lie down if you're British and take it up the bum without any lubricant and keep a stiff upper lip. Anything, as long as you do what you're told.

 

As Bill Hicks once said. "You're free people. Free to do whatever we tell you to do...."

[mr.ton]

Dont forget that its the local elections next month - so if we're not happy with the state the country is in thanks to G.Brown & his cronies, then get out to vote and teach them a lesson

[fuzzybobble]

I remember going to a club in Stoke on trent ( the name escapes me) where it cost £1 for a bottle of Hootch!!

 

Where was that then? most alcopops here are around £2-50 to £3 a bottle. £6 a pint for chemicals mixed with industial alcohol and think they have a buy 2 get one free bargain, but they moan if a pint of lager costs £2-65 a pint.

Please don't tell me it was in Jumpin Jaks? The only nightclub in Stoke on Trent, and it looks like a wild west whore house theme pub full of bored fat dossers out to pull someone with spare cash to buy takeaways and provide a taxi service for them because you're daft enough to admit that you have a car with tax and insurance. A long sentence, but worth the pause of breath to read it.

[vinegarvera]

Where was that then? most alcopops here are around £2-50 to £3 a bottle. £6 a pint for chemicals mixed with industial alcohol and think they have a buy 2 get one free bargain, but they moan if a pint of lager costs £2-65 a pint.

Please don't tell me it was in Jumpin Jaks? The only nightclub in Stoke on Trent, and it looks like a wild west whore house theme pub full of bored fat dossers out to pull someone with spare cash to buy takeaways and provide a taxi service for them because you're daft enough to admit that you have a car with tax and insurance. A long sentence, but worth the pause of breath to read it.

 

Dont think it was Jumpin Jaks! It was the mid ninetys when we went to a rave and then drove for miles to find a feild to dance in!!

[ODC]

Tomorrow, I am going to ask any DCA who phone me if they would Like to be friends with Jesus ( re Victoria Wood) over and over til they hang up.

If they say yes I will do a buddist chant until they hang up!!!

Why not tell them just to take a large Feck Off tablet instead

[fuzzybobble]

Dont think it was Jumpin Jaks! It was the mid ninetys when we went to a rave and then drove for miles to find a feild to dance in!!

A Keele University organised thing then.

[vinegarvera]

A Keele University organised thing then.

 

 

??? think it was called liquid or somethin similar??

[vinegarvera]

A Keele University organised thing then.

 

 

??? think it was called liquid or Bowlers or somethin similar??

 

Was trying to compare with the Hacienda and failing misarabley

[fuzzybobble]

Dont forget that its the local elections next month - so if we're not happy with the state the country is in thanks to G.Brown & his cronies, then get out to vote and teach them a lesson

 

Yep, then we get the chance to vote in another bunch of tossers with the same agenda as the last lot.

 

Whoever you vote for, the Government always wins.

 

If you want to do well in the uk you're instantly penilised for it. If you want to sit on your ass and watch daytime tv, you're rewarded for it.

 

Then hard working people wonder why they can only just afford to live, even though you and your partner are working full time + overtime too, and up to your eyes in debt. Just to have the basic standard of living and a night out once a month if you're lucky. While immigrants have the NHS and benefits to claim and send most of their money back home so they can afford to retire in 5 years time. Yet pay nothing in National Insurance and tax like us daft locals have to.

 

We're paying for all this but why aren't we out on the streets protesting about it? Wake up Britain before it's too late.

[fuzzybobble]

??? think it was called liquid or Bowlers or somethin similar??

 

Was trying to compare with the Hacienda and failing misarabley

 

Liquid is upstairs from Jumpin Jacks, but the same club. Liquid charges admission and asks for id, Jumpin Jaks doesn't if you send the best looking 17 year old female, in a short skirt, with fake id, ahead to chat up the doormen. Then you get vip tickets, and skip the queue. Then you get a room upstairs with chairs, more expensive bar, and you get the chance to spit on the people on the dancefloor below.

 

They had adverts recently for their state of the art £50,000 laser show. OOOOOOH WOW!!!!! on the local radio station. They charged £20 a ticket. I saw it as a result of a freebie ticket and I could have done 10 times better renting my local village hall,(for £25) using my £300 dmx laser off ebay + a £30 smoke machine and 5 homemade red lasers made from old dvd writers donated from my mates old computers.

 

The poorer the area you live in, the more you have to pay for the things eveyone else gets as standard and for free.

 

If you're daft enough to go to Stoke on Trent and you'll get directed to the town of Hanley for some weird reason. Then go around a one way system that takes you past a lot of empty buildings and scummy areas. Then when you've finally found a carpark and driven around it for half an hour, they expect you you pay more to park for 2 hours in a third rate town than a proper city charges for a whole day.

 

my advice to Stoke on Trent residents is.........Save up, go out of the area and experience a decent night out for less. Then do what I do. Question why you're paying a premium price for a third class service.

And be decent and kick up a big fuss about it.

 

For people who haven't been here yet. Don't bother.

[The GodMother]

sadly its only local elections so it only effects local councils.

 

If it was a general we could tell mr turd what we thought of him.