Stopping a DCA from visiting your house

[zeppelin63]

Is there anyway that I can stop a DCA from visiting my house, a company called Fieldcall are becoming a nuisance and turning up late in the evening. Thanks.

[alfwithhair]

Send them this, edit as necessary

 

Dear xxxx

 

Account Ref xxxx

 

Please be advised that I will only communicate with you in writing. I have noted your repeated attempts to contact me by telephone over the past few weeks/months and these have been duly logged by time and date.

 

Furthermore, should it be your intention to arrange a “doorstep call”, please be advised that under OFT rules, you can only visit me at my home if you make an appointment and I have no wish to make an appointment with you.

 

There is only an implied license under English Common Law for people to be able to visit me on my property without express permission; the postman and people asking for directions etc (Armstrong v. Sheppard and Short Ltd [1959] 2 Q.B. per Lord Evershed M.R.). Therefore take note that I revoke license under Common Law for you, or your representatives to visit me at my property and if you do so, then you will be liable to damages for a tort of trespass and action will be taken, including but not limited to, police attendance.

 

Yours faithfully/sincerely

[zeppelin63]

Thanks for your help.

[mr.ton]

So whats happened/been said when they've turned up then?

[zeppelin63]

I dont live there, they left a scrap of paper with a name and personal

mobile number to call. fieldcall.co.uk was at the bottom of this paper.

[ODC]

Do publish the mobile number

[zeppelin63]

Called Andy Mathiss 07834 269201

[TheChancellor]

Called Andy Mathiss 07834 269201

 

Give him a call one evening (preferably in the middle of the footie game) and ask what the problem is....................

[sytra]

Withhold your number and keep calling all hours of the day and night when he answers just say oops wrong number (dont know how my finger slipped on the keypad)

 

Sytra

[ODC]

Bet he gets Fuzzybobbled and appears on You Tube.

[mr.ton]

Just spread his number all over the internet

[Jesteruk]

Bet he gets Fuzzybobbled and appears on You Tube.

 

Hope so!

[fiftypence]

I noticed on another thread about the consumer credit license held by one of the DCA's didn't allow canvassing off trade premises, now if this applies to all or many of the DCA's if someone turns up on your doorstep tell them you work from home and they are on trade premises and, therefore, in breach of their CCL. The muppet on the door step won't have a clue whether its true or not so you can back it up with a final "fcuk off tw@t" that should put in plain English for him.

[TheChancellor]

Bet he gets Fuzzybobbled and appears on You Tube.

 

"We want Fuzzy, we want Fuzzy......."lol:p

 

 

Couple of conversation starters for Fuzzy to ask:

 

1). Do you deliver those ham & pineapple specials.

 

2). Is that the night nurse? I've got a right pain in my a***

 

3).Could you ask your Uncle Johnny to stop singing that F****** awful song every Christmas.

[alfwithhair]

Give him a call one evening (preferably in the middle of the footie game) and ask what the problem is....................

 

I called it a minute ago - No answer. LOL

Edited September 25, 2008 by alfwithhair

[TheChancellor]

I noticed on another thread about the consumer credit license held by one of the DCA's didn't allow canvassing off trade premises, now if this applies to all or many of the DCA's if someone turns up on your doorstep tell them you work from home and they are on trade premises and, therefore, in breach of their CCL. The muppet on the door step won't have a clue whether its true or not so you can back it up with a final "fcuk off tw@t" that should put in plain English for him.

 

pmsl:D

 

Unfortunately I'd be struggling as I dont speak DCA bull**** twaddle.

 

Luckily our German Shepherd is fluent.

[alfwithhair]

Called Andy Mathiss 07834 269201

 

Called this number again, still no answer. Maybe he had a late night. LOL

 

Why not give their company directors a call in the middle of the night, see how they like it

 

David Williams 07990 807671

 

Geoff Poundes 07734 450809

[TheChancellor]

Called this number again, still no answer. Maybe he had a late night. LOL

 

Why not give their company directors a call in the middle of the night, see how they like it

 

David Williams 07990 807671

 

Geoff Poundes 07734 450809

 

Och Alf, you're an awfee wee laddie;)

 

Ask if that's the Red Lion & do you sell shorts?

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"Good, I'll take a size 42 then 'cos I've S*** these.":eek:

[Jesteruk]

So where is fuzzy???

[ODC]

So where is fuzzy???

Making more mischief phoning up the DCA Muppets and recording them for You Tube:D