London Xmas Meet 2008 / November 15/Princess Louise, Holborn

[**Tilly**]

[sillygirl1]

Can I suggest a date - third Saturday in February, at the Weatherspoons we ended up in... (Princess Louise was dreadful....) or we can have an alternative venue, and how about a meet in Croydon at some time?

[tiglet]

Third saturday would be day after valentine's day - people may have plans (not me, unfortunately!)

[Zeitgeist]

I'd LURVE to meet up with some of my fellow Caggers. Are there plans to arrange a central London get-together?

[Lula]

I think we are banned from everywhere lol : - )

[**Tilly**]

:lol:

[Zeitgeist]

I usually go to any particular venue twice. The second time to apologise!

[photoman]

I'll try to make it again......... (just remember to tell the barman which pub your REALLY going to though) !!

 

 

PM

 

 

PS: Someone sent me this funny email, just wanted to share it:

 

 

Subject: Real Court Cases

 

These are from a book called Disorder

in the American Courts, and are things

people actually said in court, word for

word, taken down and now published

by court reporters.

 

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

_______________________________

 

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

_____________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

 

_____________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

_____________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan.

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,

he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh....

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant

to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?

What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why

I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh?

____________________________________________

 

And the best for last

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

practicing law.

[Bookworm]

Ermm, according to my Google calendar, that would actually the 21st, Tiggsy. Have you been at the mead again?

 

If it's the 21st, ciao bambini, I shall be in la bella Venezia enjoying the Carnival, and you'll have to excuse me if I'd rather do that than join you lovely (and some not so lovely, said she looking sideways at Lula ) people.

 

And Croydon? Great idea. Don't ask me about pubs though, I only ever go to a pub when there's a CAGmeet, lol. Mind you, Mr BW should be able to help.

[caro]

Well if Mr C takes me anywhere on Valentine's day that'll be a first!!

 

And Lula speak for yourself - I haven't been banned from anywhere - YET!!

 

As for Croydon - I'd rather have a CAG meet in Venice - unless it's the 3rd weekend in February.

 

Photoman. Stop with the silly jokes and get your pub nav out. Any suggestions for a venue?

 

Time for a new thread methinks.

 

Where's Tilly when you need her?

[Bookworm]

Where's Tilly when you need her?

At the pub seems like a safe bet.

[caro]

Ooh you're brave. I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when she sees that.

[Bookworm]

You've seen the size of her and the size of me? What is she going to do, bite me on the knee?

[photoman]

Photoman. Stop with the silly jokes and get your pub nav out. Any suggestions for a venue?

 

Well I quite liked the Princess Louise !!

[caro]

You've seen the size of her and the size of me? What is she going to do, bite me on the knee?

 

Have you ever seen her riled? I wouldn't like to give odds.

 

Well I quite liked the Princess Louise !!

 

But PM dear, the idea is to have a meet and you can't meet a lot of people in a cubby hole.

[photoman]

Any suggestions ?

 

how about here?

 

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Arts | Fringe breaks phone box record

[AA99]

Photoman, I'd love a meet up but not in a phone box LOL:)

[caro]

Any suggestions ?

 

how about here?

 

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Arts | Fringe breaks phone box record

 

Are you sure you want to get that up close and personal. rofl

[**Tilly**]

 

Time for a new thread methinks.

 

Where's Tilly when you need her?

 

 

You called !!!!! pmsl

 

lol bookie no i gets my step ladder out

[**Tilly**]

Well there is no way i am doing, guess how many caggers you can fit in a phone box pmsl

[caro]

Looks like we may have an addition to our happy band then AA? I think Tilly might need a meeting with you anyway.

[**Tilly**]

Ok peeps thinking caps on, answers on a postcard

[**Tilly**]

Looks like we may have an addition to our happy band then AA? I think Tilly might need a meeting with you anyway.

 

 

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shurrruppp you !!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Legs it before she searches me handbag

[caro]

So where we going then. Are you in London AA?

[**Tilly**]

right i will start it off

 

St Albans,