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Methinks there will be lots of bathroom breaks in DCA land today! :D

 

which will mean less time to hassle the innocent consumer...well done ladies for your initiative in giving us all a peaceful holiday

weekend.

 

 

 

Here's one of me and my mate on holiday.

 

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Love the picture.

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Oh i have a bottle or 2 might join you tonight

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U dont need to put oil in the water for pasta.

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Ammended i see.

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Debt Collection Call in Elevator

 

 

Love it

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:lol::lol::lol:

You guys have too much time on your hands you know!

Funny though!

 

I know i now have to talk to my boyfriend which is a chore.

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Had a bit of fun with Welcome Finance this afternoon, it went a bit like this.

 

Muppet: Hello Welcome Finance this is Paul speaking.

Me: Ah yes hello, I wish to make a payment please.

Muppet: (getting excited) certainly sir, what is your account number

Me: Oh I don't know offhand, hang on a second can you ring me back on

(XXXXXXX mobile number) as it is a very substantial payment I want to make.

Muppet: Of course sir I will call you back right away.

 

I have an old sim card I do not use anymore so he rang me back.

 

Me: Hello

Muppet: Hello this is Paul from Welcome Finance have you found your account number.

Me: No not yet, can you hold one moment

(Kept him holding for over 15 minutes)

Me: Are you still there

Muppet: Yes, (getting slightly irritated) have you found your details yet.

Me: Tell you what, I will call into the office with the payment, should I ask for you

Muppet: Yes

Me: Do you know what I am going to pay you

Muppet: No

Me: Well I will tell you now, I am going to get you a giant bottle of Lambrini

Muppet: Lambrini, what are you talking about.

Me: Yeah a big bottle of Lambrini for your staff redundancy party when Welcome go bust. (cue laughing)

Muppet: (Shouts) OH SO YOU THINK YOUR FXXXXXX FUNNY DO YER

(Then slams the phone down).

 

 

OMG that is brilliant. The shop across the road is selling that water and on offer.

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lol BTW not all of them have pink and purple sofa some are green others are grey from what i remember.

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Lambrini thats too good for them this is what i am getting them

 

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I would rather drink water.

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that is not strong enough for my 5 year old let alone me.

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You don't see it anymore because butchers don't give/sell bones anymore.

 

 

Not true.

 

The butchers i use does sell all cow bones but gives away pork and lamb.

 

£1.50 per leg bone is not bad especially as the market sells them for £2.50

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I've been getting texts from the halifax on a regular basis and being asked to contact them... but I'm deleting their texts...is that cheeky?

 

Oh and I changed my home phone number from cable to BT and oops I forgot to tell all my creditors....gosh darn it. :p

 

Spam.:)

 

Naughty naughty now how they gonna harrass u?

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Bookie u had the same idea as me. this could turn into a new Ebay.

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do u think they would let bb buy hers back for some pink lacy ones...

 

Maybe if she promised they were used. lol.

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Spam that is a good reminder for lunch. I wish they would remind me but hey i have never had a body odour and snot account or a haliprats account so i dont think it would work.

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lol what a great idea from them. Wonder if they do breakfast calls aswell.

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I have a regular call every morning from them. I have the call diverted to my mobile which is on silent so I dont get disturbed. 815 is far too early for breakfast. I could divert them through to you if you need a free wakeup call:lol:

 

 

I am already up by 8.15

 

I get a free wake up call now its called an Owl who start hooting at 4am. owl pie anyone?

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bit of fun i have with P2P

 

I note that you have instructed a field agent to visit me at my home address. I am writing to inform you that I do not wish to make an appointment with your field collector. I’m currently being treated for psychopathic tendices and which to avoid any incident that my create any conflict. I been released from Broadmoor mental hospital for the criminally insane for a few weeks and do not wish to return due to someone knocking on my door. I’ve now taken double medication just to write this letter

I have contacted my Parole office and they have informed me write this letter , and advise you have that my excitement and fantasies I’m having regarding the home visit is unhealthy for me. The OFT say you can only call if I wish to make an appointment and I do not.

Lot of love

Master woody

 

 

Love the letter.

 

would rep u but its the bear garden.

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i dont care really especially when they are hooting at 4am and i need my sleep to deal with a party a few hours later.

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if they eat rats then why are the neighbours still her.

 

And yes car they do go twit towoo but i dont care i have been up since 4am and have had a long exhasting day and now thanks to a bottle and half of red wine i may actually get sum peaceful sleep.

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I did finish the other half and no i have not had a good nights sleep since this bloody owl decided to appear.

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i have concidered pie but then it would be catching and killing it. I dont have a gun so the killing would need to be via a cat. Now all i need to do is find the stupid thing.

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i hope u put a wasted costs order in.

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