Cheekiness towards a DCA

[Jeff2000]

I think they could be in a postman uniform

 

 

 

 

Mine turn up in the wee small hours dressed as a milkman!

[UK26]

i thought it was funny when the milkman turned up today and wanted £50 for a point of milk, told him its much cheaper in Tesco

[tiglet]

Not that much cheaper ...

[mr.ton]

:o Im shocked because according to my good buddies in Leeds their 'Licensed Field Agents' have made numerous visits to my home:rolleyes: . I must say their disguises are rather good because I havent noticed them

 

Well they are field agents afterall...so you wouldnt have noticed them in amongst all the grass outside your house

[UK26]

What is a DCA Field Agent

 

a dca field agent is an agent who works on the field as opposed to one who works at the office or headquarters. A field agent can work alone or in a group but usually has a case officer who is in charge.

 

Field agents can be undercover, and travel using fake passports that may be under the name of a front organization or shell corporation.

 

Field agents can be armed, but the weapon is always concealed in order to blend in with the masses and not stick out.

 

Field agents are often present in fiction, though their duties and actions can be quite different in reality.

 

A Local Leeds debt recovery agency is one well-known organization that employs field agents

 

[Goldlady]

I had a card from a field agent last year - it was HANDED to me by the postman and said 'we called at your address today'. So unless my lovely postman is a double agent I suspect they were - er - not quite telling the truth about their visit.

[ODC]

What I want to know is the difference between a 'Field Agent' and a Lowells 'Licensed Field Agent'

 

Who issues the Licences?

 

How much do they cost?

 

Can I still apply for one if my mother and father were married?

 

Would the fact that I know a little about the CCA bar me from holding a Licence?

[tiglet]

What I want to know is the difference between a 'Field Agent' and a Lowells 'Licensed Field Agent'

 

Who issues the Licences? mamon

 

How much do they cost? your soul

 

Can I still apply for one if my mother and father were married? no

 

Would the fact that I know a little about the CCA bar me from holding a Licence? depends how little is "a little"

 

 

Tut, tut

[Goldlady]

Can I still apply for one if my mother and father were married?

 

 

I think you would fall down on this point ODC.

 

Worth applying though - seems there are a lot of people with the kettle on and freshly baked scones - could be quite a nice social life:D

[mr.ton]

If they have titles such as "licensed field agents", then surely we must have a title as well?

"Licensed debt avoidance agents" or something?

[Goldlady]

Ha - my application for that post is on its way to you Mr Ton. Can I have a badge too please?

[ODC]

If they have titles such as "licensed field agents", then surely we must have a title as well?

"Licensed debt avoidance agents" or something?

Surely 'Licensed Debt ADVISORY Agents' would be more in keeping with CAG:cool:

[The GodMother]

Can my licence please say.

 

Licensed dangerous person I would like a badge and company car to.

 

I can provide my own clip board and pens as well as paper and knowleadge of the law.

[mr.ton]

Surely 'Licensed Debt ADVISORY Agents' would be more in keeping with CAG:cool:

 

I ll stick with the avoidance title

[The GodMother]

I ll stick with the avoidance title

 

 

Good idea because anyone who does not pay there debts are known as wont payers even if it is for a ligitamate reason.

[cashins]

Oh oh, back to uniforms again.

[389shell]

Can I still apply for one if my mother and father were married?

 

 

This is widely frowned upon in the DCA business, you may have to time your application wisely. I believe that preference goes towards those agents whose parents are not only lacking in a marriage certificate, but are related by blood.

 

This is the mother and father of the DCA who called at my house last week.

 

[UK26]

lol, this topic is so funny

 

I found this on a internet forum

 

[389shell]

Oh my word. I read on here to google 'tubgirl', don't if you have just eaten, it is disgusting!

[The GodMother]

Can my company car have a driver to as i cant drive and be a Buggatti Veyron.

 

Well as DCAs think they are all it then l must have the all it car.

[The GodMother]

This is widely frowned upon in the DCA business, you may have to time your application wisely. I believe that preference goes towards those agents whose parents are not only lacking in a marriage certificate, but are related by blood.

 

This is the mother and father of the DCA who called at my house last week.

 

 

God that gives the annoying ppl down the road a job then.

[Guest Orwell72]

I hear there have the same system as the TV Dectector van

 

My misses is still waiting for one of these field agents. She got so bored of waiting she practiced on the local party representive when he called yesterday I hope he doesn't win it. It will be funny to see the winner of the local elections in the paper with a plaster across his nose !!!

[ODC]

lol, this topic is so funny

 

I found this on a internet forum

 

They look like a group of {EDIT}

[The GodMother]

oh and the security guards look as scary as my puppy

[toofiegap]

did the guy on the left make a botty burp and the guy behind get the full brunt of it