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Hi PD,

 

I spoke to Court Manager when I filed N244 application at Court friday. He took it directly to Judge. See my thread for full details and letter. If any of it is any use to you please feel free to use it

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Halifax Won £1180.00

NatWest Won £876.00

Halifax 2 N1 submitted 20/07/07 stayed 24/08/07 N244 Application filed 31/08/07 hearing set for 12/11/07 rescheduled for 29/01/2008. Application dismissed stay still in place.

Charity Group £200 compo for lost passport.

HM revenue & Customs; demand for WTC overpayment £632.12. Disputed, their error. Did not have to repay.

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That's a beauty PD I like that one! LOL :D

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Hi PD

 

Did you hear the one about the chap last Friday who was about to write to his bank and tell them to take their grubby mawlers away from his weekly stipend of Gordon's benefits?

 

He thought, for this important missive he'd give the old HP a cartridge clean etc., and began to print his missive. Lots of lovely blank or barely visible paper came churning out. Test pages, fairly good on colour but zilch in black.

 

Smacked HP hard. Called it rude names (not repeatable on a site like this), had Jewish nervous breakdown (that's when it happens on the spot) and plutzed all night (and all weekend). Couldn't even get through the Sunday papers. Mrs. Van testy. Bottle of wine helped but made Mrs. Van more testy.

 

Monday morning down to local computer - er specialist. Wait until he arrives at 10.00 a.m. He has put on a clean tee shirt for the week! "Nah. can't do nuffink wiv that can we. But you can have this for 39 sovs".

 

Says Van " but could what, I believe in your trade is known as a tosser, install it?

 

"Why not replies the expert" as I note he has a bit of breakfast egg on his previously clean weekly tee shirt" here's the instruction manual (in twenty different languages) and I'll chuck in a USB.

 

Van genuflects at this generosity even though he doesn't know the difference between a USB and an LOL (memo to self:ask Pete).

 

Goes home. Has second Jewish nervous breakdown at the thought of shoving this bit here and this but there.

 

Being a bit of a sentimental old beggar, turns his dachshund calendar (phoar - they're gorgeous) to Monday (three days late) and pats dachshunds and HP in that order.

 

HP suddenly begins ejaculating (sorry sensitive readers) perfectly printed documents!

 

Anyone want to buy a Canon printer, never used, nice price negotiated.

 

Any who says Sod doesn't rule the universe?

 

Regards

 

Van

 

P.S. I'll send you a proper joke and a reply to quote soon. Prmise

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(including scottish ones johnny - are you game?)

 

I was born game PD!!!!!!!!!;)

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Being a bit of a sentimental old beggar, turns his dachshund calendar (phoar - they're gorgeous) to Monday (three days late) and pats dachshunds and HP in that order.

 

HP suddenly begins ejaculating (sorry sensitive readers) perfectly printed documents!

 

Any who says Sod doesn't rule the universe?

 

 

Sod ? sounds like you should have more faith in dachshunds !!! (ask them about USB's too )

 

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I was born game PD!!!!!!!!!;)

 

ok - here goes

 

>>You have to do the accent!

>>

>>Two Glesga boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing

>>Jock's forthcoming wedding.

>>Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised

>>already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings,

>>the minister, even ma stag night ........ Archie nods approvingly.

>>"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

>>"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in

>>that!

>>"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

>>"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

 

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>>A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

>>waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the

>>baby,checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if

>>the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied. Well,

>>strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed,

>>kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a

>>detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get

>>dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have

>>any milk

>>I know," she said, "ah'm only his Granny, but noo I'm glad I came son!"

>>

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>>

>>One day a Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three Little

>>Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig

>>was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

>>She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow

>>full of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw

>>to build my house?"

>>The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man

>>said?"

>>One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said ' F******hell!

>>A talking pig! '

>>The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes !

>>

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>>

>>A wee woman from Glasgow, was staying in a posh hotel in edinburgh she

>>phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white

>>pepper?"asked the concierge. "Toilet pepper!" yelled the woman.

>>

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>>

>>This bloke is sitting reading his Daily Record newspaper when his wife

>>sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

>>Whit wis that fur?" he cries. "That wis for the piece of paper in yir

>>trooser pockets with the name Mary-Rose written oan it," said she.

>>Don't be daft," he explains, "two weeks ago when I went to the races

>>Mary-Rose wis the name of one o' the horses I bet on. " She seems

>>satisfied and apologises, and goes off to do work around the house.

>>Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails

>>him again with the frying pan, knocking him out cold.

>>When he comes around,he says, "whit the hell wis that fur?''

>>''Your horse phoned''!!!!!!

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LTSB court date 25/7/07

17/7/07 I WON I WON I WON!!!!:p :grin:

HSBC court date 11/9/07 (stayed)

CapOne lba 7/1/08-15/3/08 WON.

Citicards lba 14/1/08

 

Read Read and Read Some:razz: More

 

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They're great PD - I just love Glesca' humour! :-D :-D :-D

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laff thur wee soaks afe pd if you please

 

I see you parliamo Glesca quite weel yersel, Hen! :-D

 

That looks a bit funny with a John Wayne avatar!! :razz:

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Always remember a line from a Tom Sharp book where he writes about a priest genuflecting to a rubric and one of the other characters wondering if a priest was allowed to do this

 

and loved the jokes too

 

pete

 

 

A Robert Rankin book starts with the classic line

A ROW OF TREES BROKE WIND ON THE EDGE OF THE FIELD

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Halifax Won £1180.00

NatWest Won £876.00

Halifax 2 N1 submitted 20/07/07 stayed 24/08/07 N244 Application filed 31/08/07 hearing set for 12/11/07 rescheduled for 29/01/2008. Application dismissed stay still in place.

Charity Group £200 compo for lost passport.

HM revenue & Customs; demand for WTC overpayment £632.12. Disputed, their error. Did not have to repay.

All opinions expressed are my own and have no legal standing and no connection to CAG

 

All errors/typos etc are not my fault the blame lies with the spelling gremlins

 

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aye sun it dis but nevermind,yeraweestoaters oyerur..........

 

 

Ochyernosaebadyersel, malass! ;) seesaweexfaeye!:)

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