1st main C**k up of the Olympics

[citizenB]

 

THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

 

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't

got tickets.

 

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to

the gate.

 

" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his

shoulder.

 

" Waddington-Smythe , England ," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

 

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it

under his arm.

 

"O'Malley, Ireland ," he says,

"Fencing."

[duckwaddler]

 

THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

 

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't

got tickets.

 

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to

the gate.

 

" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his

shoulder.

 

" Waddington-Smythe , England ," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

 

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it

under his arm.

 

"O'Malley, Ireland ," he says,

"Fencing."

 

Lmfaoooo!!!! That is hilarious!

 

Sorry, I have to pinch it if you don't mind?

[Crazy Diamond]

 

THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

 

 

No, the second.

 

The first one is this one: 'London Olympics 2012'.

[assisted blonde]

I think voting should be compulsary, you would get a better idea of the true feelings of the country and I think Mrs T was a good PM, in that she said what she felt and stuck to her guns.

[Fred Bassett]

Lmfaoooo!!!! That is hilarious!

 

Sorry, I have to pinch it if you don't mind?

 

This is racist. Where's the Welshman?

[Fred Bassett]

Strikes are more to satisfy the ego of some communist union leader than about any rights or conditions of workers.

 

They still get their 100 grand per year.

 

The rules should be changed so that a ballot is not legal unless a minimum of 60% vote in the ballot.

 

 

The rules should also be changed so that if some tosser of a Union leader calls a strike and does not get at least 50% of the ENTIRE WORKFORCE, then said tosser should be sacked immediately.

[debt4get]

if the people who didnt vote for the strike or just did not vote, there is nothing to stop them from working on that day...

the union held a ballot and the ballot voted for strike action, it is up to the individual whether they wish to withhold their labour or not.

personally i would like to see the whole country out on a general strike and get rid of this lot, and if it upsets 'their' olympics so be it.

polls show 80% of the UK do not give a damn about the games, that leaves only 20% who do, so perhaps we should call the whole thing off?

[Fred Bassett]

if the people who didnt vote for the strike or just did not vote, there is nothing to stop them from working on that day...

the union held a ballot and the ballot voted for strike action, it is up to the individual whether they wish to withhold their labour or not.

personally i would like to see the whole country out on a general strike and get rid of this lot, and if it upsets 'their' olympics so be it.

polls show 80% of the UK do not give a damn about the games, that leaves only 20% who do, so perhaps we should call the whole thing off?

 

No problem with that. Would you be saying the same if Gordon Brown was still PM though?

[postggj]

also people talking about 20-30 % turn out on ballots

 

lets look at what our polctical parties get in the share of the vote in elections, an mp being elected with say only 30 % of the vote

 

where do you draw the line

 

you cant have one law for one and not the other

 

voter apathy needs to be tackled in all walks of life

 

lets see an MP get more than 50 % of the vote to get elected then

[citizenB]

Lmfaoooo!!!! That is hilarious!

 

Sorry, I have to pinch it if you don't mind?

 

It came to me via email.. so feel free.

[citizenB]

This is racist. Where's the Welshman?

 

[debt4get]

No problem with that. Would you be saying the same if Gordon Brown was still PM though?

yep i dont care who is in power they are all a bunch of to**ers, but we need a govt that is at least voted in

[Fred Bassett]

yep i dont care who is in power they are all a bunch of to**ers, but we need a govt that is at least voted in

 

Well I agree there. That goes too for the organisation that passes most of the laws we are governed by - the corrupt and undemocratic European Union.

[debt4get]

OMG!! me and fred have some common ground...don't know where you live but here in wales, we have to vote for local council elections, for Councillors, then we have the 'talking shop' down at cardiff bay, where we vote for A.M's, next we have the UK Govt where we vote for M.P.'s then finally after we have all about had enough we get to vote for our EU MP...that is 4 tiers of Government!! no wonder the bl**dy countries in a mess

[debt4get]

Glasgow and Mancherster police now have to take on extra role as G4S 'fail to deliver'

what a country!!!

link here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18932799

[postggj]

Well I agree there. That goes too for the organisation that passes most of the laws we are governed by - the corrupt and undemocratic European Union.

 

and it the corrupt council of ministers that passes those laws

 

Its decisions are made by qualified majority voting in most areas, by the majority voters

 

guess who has a seat

 

thats right

 

the corrupt uk that paases those laws and the likes of hague are saying europe takes away from us

 

hypocrites the lot of them

[debt4get]

back to the G4S fiasco

On Thursday the home secretary said she was told of a "possible temporary shortfall" in G4S security guards for the Olympics on 27 June, not on 11 July, as she previously told Parliament.

In Ms Cooper's letter to Ms May, she says that with a week to go until the Games begin reassurance is needed.

The letter goes on: "Once the House of Commons returns in September, however, we will need full disclosure about the events leading up to the G4S problems, and Parliament will need to scrutinise in detail why things went so badly wrong.

"We will also need to know why you gave such an incomplete and selective account to Parliament, which gave people the wrong impression about what happened, and why you waited until after Parliament had risen to admit that the Home Office had in fact known about G4S problems two weeks earlier than you had said."

In the letter Mr Cooper urges full disclosure of the meetings and discussions that took place around G4S in the run up to the Olympics.

extract from BBC news

for gods sake and the country's Ms May please resign!!

[debt4get]

and it the corrupt council of ministers that passes those laws

 

Its decisions are made by qualified majority voting in most areas, by the majority voters

 

guess who has a seat

 

thats right

 

the corrupt uk that paases those laws and the likes of hague are saying europe takes away from us

 

hypocrites the lot of them

yep they quite happily get on the gravy train, then wring their hands and say ' its an eu directive' none of em has the courage of their convictions and are quite happy to go along

[osdset]

Pampered ponces http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176371/London-2012-Olympics-Ministers-ordered-use-public-transport-chauffeured-cars.html

[duckwaddler]

This is racist. Where's the Welshman?

 

 

I'm feeling rather left out too, as apparently scousers are classed as different to the entire nation

 

It came to me via email.. so feel free.

 

Why thank you very much!

[postggj]

Pampered ponces http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176371/London-2012-Olympics-Ministers-ordered-use-public-transport-chauffeured-cars.html

 

makes a change for the daily mail to tell the truth and upset herr camerons and cleggs conservative party

[woody1066]

[Crazy Diamond]

if the people who didnt vote for the strike or just did not vote, there is nothing to stop them from working on that day...

the union held a ballot and the ballot voted for strike action, it is up to the individual whether they wish to withhold their labour or not.

personally i would like to see the whole country out on a general strike and get rid of this lot, and if it upsets 'their' olympics so be it.

polls show 80% of the UK do not give a damn about the games, that leaves only 20% who do, so perhaps we should call the whole thing off?

HEAR hear!

 

No problem with that. Would you be saying the same if Gordon Brown was still PM though?

Yes. AFAIC they're all as bad as one another when it comes to imposing this farce on us.

[Fred Bassett]

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Saw a similar one on another forum:

 

It's uncannily like the real private security guard in my experience. I bet if you could see the feet he'd be wearing trainers.

[duckwaddler]

I wasn't going to mention this, but I don't see the harm as I'm not mentioning any names - an old ex of mine worked for G4 Security, he had a criminal record for shop lifting - from the very shops he was supposed to be guarding

 

The guys he worked with were a mixed bunch, and all had very colourful backgrounds so to speak