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its really nice in here.

 

sunny afternoon... glass of cider. peace and quiet.

 

I've been decorating all day but now I've finished for the day so I'm enjoying a nice pint of real ale and I've got several more in the fridge. My nearest boozer happens to be the local f***ball club. Think I'll give that a miss tonight.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Well cider is made from apples Crusher.

 

 

An apple a day, keeps The Doctor away:p

 

Get it. Doctor (Doctor Who, Dalek):D

 

 

No.......OK then.:(

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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Well cider is made from apples Crusher.

 

 

An apple a day, keeps The Doctor away:p

 

Get it. Doctor (Doctor Who, Dalek):D

 

 

No.......OK then.:(

I think garlic is better... that keeps everyone away!

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Well cider is made from apples Crusher.

 

 

An apple a day, keeps The Doctor away:p

 

Get it. Doctor (Doctor Who, Dalek):D

 

 

No.......OK then.:(

 

I like cider.

 

cider makes me fart.

 

when I fart, it smells.

 

when it smells people give me money to go away.

 

with the money I buy cider.

 

I like cider.

 

Cider makes me fart.

 

when I fart, it smells.

 

when it smells people give me money to go away.

 

with the money I buy cider.

 

I like cider.

 

Cider makes me fart.

 

when I fart, it smells.

 

when it smells people give me money to go away.

 

with the money I buy cider.

 

I like cider.

 

Cider makes me fart.

 

when I fart, it smells.

 

when it smells people give me money to go away.

 

with the money I buy cider.

 

I like cider.

 

Cider makes me fart.

 

when I fart, it smells.

 

when it smells people give me money to go away.

 

with the money I buy cider.

 

I like cider.

 

Cider makes me fart.

 

and so on

 

a load of boring crap, a bit like F-ball

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I was outdoors enjoying the peace and beating Mr Bookie at Scrabble... when the whole neighbourhood erupted in gurgles of ecstasy, from which I concluded that some utterly tedious non event must have one side being more successful than the other and thus feeling themselves entitled to disrupt the quiet. :mad:

 

I've now gone indoors. :mad:

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To be fair, you're in Cornwall, they're an excitable lot down there, they still haven't quite overcome the joy at having electrivity! :razz:

 

It's not that at all - one of their number has just discovered that knives and forks are not jewellery.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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You might need something for this one:http://www.pbase.com/image/19877530

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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