Follow Garry R D Kettle Game... Where have you spotted him?

[Angi]

Hiya

 

You will never guess who signed my Unpaid Direct Debit Letter?

 

guesses anyone?

anyone?

no,

sure?

 

ok I will tell you

 

Garry R D Kettle

 

Im in Durham

 

Good Luck Everyone

[michelefauk]

And he has been down in sunny Swindon this week, sending me 2 nice letters to tell me he was going to charge me another 2 lots of £39. Not surprised really, he must have a hell of a petrol bill every month!

[blinkyblinkyblonk]

ooo i just had to reply to this,

 

ive spotted him in salisbury wiltshire!!!!

 

on the 1st june 2006 apparently!!

[Movingon]

Who was it said it might be an anagram?

 

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=GARRY+RD+KETTLE

[DavyM]

Greedy Arrttkl

[Mairi]

Hi All

Mr Kettle is now hiding out in the East Kilbride branch of the Bank of Scotland.

Mairi

[Dissident]

He's also been signing my unpaid direct dedit letters for about 3 years now, the Dereham branch in Norfolk!

[brussels1]

I live in St Helens and thought he worked in the Halifax branch?

[0justlooking]

as far as i knew, he lives in HALIFAX itself.. and he has a part-time job to supplement his income:

 

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1809099215&cf=gen

[mahala]

On the subject of is he real, I would suspect not. Without revealing too much, I used to work for a company that, by the nature of it's business, received literally millions of complaints a year.

 

This guy was made up specifically to deal with complaints, for the simple reason that if anyone decided to sue him, the company could ask "sue who...we don't employ anybody by that name..."

 

Whether this was legal or not I didn't ask, but I often questioned the morality of the deception for the fact that it WAS a deception...

 

Please do not ask further questions, as I am not at liberty to discuss the name or the company.

yes, I worked for a short while for a well known mobile phone operator. We used to send out letters signed by someone who didn't exist. The name was code for the fraud department.

[millymolly]

Northampton too.

 

I thought he moved with me, as he was also in Bury!!

[TBeckett100]

Garry Kettle works in Marlow and Reading, boy does he like to job hop.

 

When i last received a bouced cheque letter, i sent in my cv asking for the position of cheque bouncer, self employed and i would seek 50% cut per "refer to drawer stamp". I estimated my earnings OTE of course to be in the region of £107, 640,000 a year which isnt bad and far better pay than most jobs.

 

Did i get a reply. nope.

 

So back to Garry, i havent seen him in the ads either, being such an important employee, i thought he would have been heavily featured.

 

"Garry gives you extra" who, do be do.

[thewifeandI]

So back to Garry, i havent seen him in the ads either, being such an important employee, i thought he would have been heavily featured.

 

"Garry gives you extra" who, do be do.

"GIVES YOU" ????? :eek:

More like "HELPS HIMSELF TO" :mad:

[TBeckett100]

We Could Have Garry Kettle Monopoly Board - Bank Error In Your Favour Collect £15,000.

[thewifeandI]

We Could Have Garry Kettle Monopoly Board - Bank Error In Your Favour Collect £15,000.

Go straight to jail - do not help yourself to £200 from anyone else's account!

[TBeckett100]

now here is a mega question.

 

I am the king of bank charge refunds. problems is over the years they have credited cash to repay charges.

 

as you can imagine it will be hard to work out charge refunds as it is down as cash credit, so shall i just reclaim every charge anyway?

[nalin73]

We Could Have Garry Kettle Monopoly Board - Bank Error In Your Favour Collect £15,000.

 

Has anyone actually thought of writing to Mr Garry R D Kettle once they get their money back? I reckon it'll be like this:

 

Dear Mr R D Kettle

 

We have not been able to pay your ridiculous exorbitant charges because there are insufficient reasons for doing so.

 

We appreciate that you do not like to give refunds to poorly overcharged customers.

 

If you would like further information, then please go directly to court where one of our representatives may not be able to help you.

 

Kind Regards

 

[thewifeandI]

Cheeky!

[Caroline-O]

I live in St Helens in Merseyside and he has signed letters for me from Here and Wigan and even when I lived in Leeds I think he's stalking me:o

[Mairi]

I live in St Helens in Merseyside and he has signed letters for me from Here and Wigan and even when I lived in Leeds I think he's stalking me:o

It can't be him i just got another of his letters from Glasgow, Bos.

Is he maybe auditioning for the new DR WHO.

Mairi

[richblade]

Spoke to Rachel this morning and she said Mr Garry RD Kettle works in Leeds :grin:

[Richard_K]

Garry R D (Ronald Daniel) Kettle is real; he's relatively high up in Halifax PLC, and was a fellow of the Institute of Chartered Bankers as of 2002, information which appears to be missing. He is apparently based in Trinity House, but they're pretty good at fielding attempts to contact him.

[wsm36]

He works in the Carluke branch of BOS in Scotland, I know this because I have had hundreds of lovely charge letters from him over the years, he also works in the Rutherglen branch in Glasgow.

 

WE HATE GARRY R D KETTLE:mad: :mad: :mad:

[ashmac]

bugger i've just addressed my first letter to mr Kettle.

[wilipwoy]

Please Note: gary R D Kettle does nor exist - He is a computer generated "office Name" and signature