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    • just to be clear here..... the DVLA do not send letters if a drivers licence address differs from any car's V5C that shows the same driver as it's registered keeper.
    • sorry she is a private individual, the cars are parking on her land. she can clamp the cars. only firms were outlawed from doing it bazza. thats what the victims of people dumping cars on their drives near airports did and they didn't not get prosecuted.    
    • The DVLA keeps two records of you. One as a driver and one for your car. If they differ you might find out in around a month when they will send you a reminder as well as to your other half for their car. If you receive nothing then you can be fairly sure that you were tailgating though wouldn't explain why they didn't pick up your car on one of drive past their cameras. However even if you do get a PCN later then your situation will not change. The current PCN does not comply with the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 Schedule 4 which is the main law that covers private parking. It doesn't comply for two reasons. 1. Section 9 [2][a] states  (2)The notice must— (a)specify the vehicle, the relevant land on which it was parked and the period of parking to which the notice relates; The PCN states 47 minutes which are the arrival and departure times not the time you were actually parked. if you subtract the time you took to drive from the entrance. look for a parking place  park in it perhaps having to manoeuvre a couple of times to fit within the lines and unload the children reloading the children getting seat belts on  driving to the exit stopping for cars pedestrians on the way you may well find that the actual time you were parked was quite likely to be around ten minutes over the required time.  Motorists are allowed a MINIMUM of ten minutes Grace period [something that the rogues in the parking industry conveniently forget-the word minimum] . So it could be that you did not overstay. 2] Sectio9 [2][f]  (ii)the creditor does not know both the name of the driver and a current address for service for the driver, the creditor will (if all the applicable conditions under this Schedule are met) have the right to recover from the keeper so much of that amount as remains unpaid; Your PCN does not include the words in brackets and in 2a the Act included the word "must". Another fail. What those failures mean is that MET cannot transfer the liability to pay the charge from the driver to the keeper. Only the driver is now liable which is why we recommend our members not to appeal. It is so easy to reveal who was driving by saying "when I parked the car" than "when the driver parked the car".  As long as they don't know who was driving they have little chance of winning in court. This is partly because Courts do not accept that the driver and the keeper are the same person. And because anyone with a valid motor insurance policy is able to drive your cars. It is a shame that you are too far away to get photos of the car park signage. It is often poor and quite often the parking rogues lose in Court on their poor signage alone. I hope hat you can now relax and not panic about the PCN. You will receive many letters from Met, their unregulated debt collectors and sixth rate solicitors threatening you with ever higher amounts of money. The poor dears have never read the Act which states quite clearly that the maximum sum that can be charged is the amount on the signs. The Act has only been in force for 12 years so it may take a  few more years for the penny to drop.  You can safely ignore everything they send you unless or until they send you a Letter of Claim. Just come back to us if they do send one of those love letters to you and we will advise on a snotty letter to send them. In the meantime go on and enjoy your life. Continue reading other threads and if you do get any worrying letters let us know. 
    • Hopefully the ANPR cameras didn't pick up the two vehicles, but I don't think you're out of the woods just yet. MET's "work" consists of sending out hundreds of these invoices every week so yours might be a few days behind your partner's. There is also the matter of Royal Mail.  I once sold two second-hand books to someone on eBay.  Weirdly the cost of sending them separately was less than the cost of sending them in one parcel.  So to save a few bob I sent them seperately.  One turned up the next day.  One arrived after four days.  They were  sent from the same post office at the same time! But let's hope I'm being too pessimistic. Please update us of any developments.
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"I wanna Be Yours...

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner

breathing in your dust

I wanna be your Ford Cortina

I will never rust

If you like your coffee hot

let me be your coffee pot

You call the shots

I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat

for those frequent rainy days

I wanna be your dreamboat

when you want to sail away

Let me be your teddy bear

take me with you anywhere

I don’t care

I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter

I will not run out

I wanna be the electric heater

you’ll get cold without

I wanna be your setting lotion

hold your hair in deep devotion

Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean

that’s how deep is my devotion"

 

John Cooper Clarke

 

I have been thinking about this song for a long time now. What does it mean?

 

Why does he want to be my vacuum cleaner? Why would a man wish to be an electrical appliance? Does he want to sit in the corner of my flat and be ignored? Does he want to be kicked as I stumble by him? Why would he want that?

 

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You think that's bad? Literature is far worse than song lyrics:

 

"And no more turn aside and brood

Upon love's bitter mystery;

For Fergus rules the brazen cars..."

W.B.Yeats

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"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."
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Coffee spoons? It doesn't seem to make sense.

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Well I do think it is bad. I also feel that JCC is lying to me - how can he be my Ford Cortina? Does he have the ability to turn himself into a not very good car? How does he know that I want a car anyway? Where will I park it? How will I afford to insure it - let alone put petrol into it?

 

And - the biggest sticking point. He says he will never rust. Yet empirical evidence suggests that, in fact, cars do rust.

 

Why should I listen to this man?

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Don't listen to him. Listen to Bryan Adams instead. Some great lyrics in "Summer of '69":

 

Got my first real sex change,

I was 5 at the time.

Played it till my fingers bled.

It was the summer of 69.

 

And then later:

 

Standing on your mother's corpse,

You told me that you'd wait forever.

Oh, and with the hammer in my hand,

I knew that it was now or never.

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Or the Hot dog song by Celine Dione

 

'I believe that the hot dogs go on' - from Titanic

 

' I want to staple the vicar' - We are family - Sister sledge

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Or Spice Girls "Wannabe":

 

If you wanna do my mother

You gotta get her a Benz

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Don't listen to him. Listen to Bryan Adams instead. Some great lyrics in "Summer of '69":

 

Got my first real sex change,

I was 5 at the time.

Played it till my fingers bled.

It was the summer of 69.

 

And then later:

 

Standing on your mother's corpse,

You told me that you'd wait forever.

Oh, and with the hammer in my hand,

I knew that it was now or never.

 

Well at least that's clear. But I'm still confused. As I do like my coffee hot (who doesn't), but I'm quite happy with my coffee machine. Do I have to accept his offer? And I never use setting lotion.

 

I was told always to be polite and never to turn down genuine offers of help. How do I reply to JCC without seeming churlish?

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Can nobody help me with this?

 

I do not need a raincoat. I gave up teddy bears many years ago. How do I say no to this man?

 

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"Is This Love" Bob Marley.

 

.....with a roof-rack over her head

and....

.....I-I-I-I-I am William and Mabel

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Or the TLC track....

 

....Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.

 

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Do you have lyrics that confuse or annoy you?

 

The Beatles:

 

She's got a stick in her eye, and she don't care.

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"Send me home like an elephant stone"

 

Stone Roses.

 

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Most confusing of all is probably Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush):

 

Eeee-wheee!

It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.

Oh, so cold at the end of your winter

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"I believe in Milko"

 

Hot Chocolate

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Robert Palmer:

 

...you might as well face it, you're a ****head in love.

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"I'll never leave your pizza burning"

 

Stones: Beast of Burden

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Red Hot Chili Peppers:

 

Can't stop the ferrets when they need food

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"Shaking off my boobs

Going back to my roots"

 

Can't recall who that was by and too lazy to google it.

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Cyndi Lauper:

 

O mamma dear, I'm not the virgin I was.

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"Little darling, I feel the acid's slowly melting /

Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear"

 

Beatles: Here Comes the Sun

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"Tree lickle birds beside my door step singing sweet songs"

 

Bob Marley

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"When I needed sunshine on my brain"

 

Monkees: I'm a Believer

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I'd go wherever you may go,

Weigh a pie,

 

What's that all about - weigh a pie? Who gives a sh*t how much the pie weighs?:confused:

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LOL hedgey. I do - I like pies!

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