pinkduchess v HSBC

[jailbird]

I know this will SURPRISE you Johnny but I seem to be rather grumpy with DG/HSBC today ! Am on a mission to f**k their day up as they have done mine for months................nothing to loose eh?

 

Chris

[pinkduchess]

afternoon all

 

nice picture johnny

[jailbird]

When I was in my younger days,

I weighed a few pounds less,

I needn't hold my tummy in

To wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older,

I've set my body free;

There's comfort of elastic

Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes

My feet have not forgiven;

I have to wear a nine now,

But used to wear a seven.

And how about those blasted tights --

They're sized by weight, you see,

So how come when I put them on

The crotch is at my knee?

I need to wear these glasses

As the print's been getting smaller;

And it wasn't very long ago

I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to grey

And my skin no longer fits,

On the inside, I'm the same old me,

The outside's changed a bit.

But, on a positive note...

I've learned that no matter what happens,

Or how bad it seems today,

Life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things:

a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents,

You'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is

Not the same thing as making a "life."

I've learned that life sometimes

Gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life

Just being a doormat.

You need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something

With an open heart,

I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains,

I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out

And touch someone.

People love a warm hug,

Or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did,

But people will never forget how you made them feel.

[jowalshy]

This is the best I can do with your chair Freaky.

[nima21]

might aswell say hello on here then aswell as this is where the action is lol

[jowalshy]

hi nima

[Castlebest]

Hiya nima good to see your still with us

 

Jo thats just not right having Freaky's avatar lol

[johnnymitch]

Youi're right Pete, nicking avatars is a heinous offence - punishable by making the perpetrator listen to Freaky singing Welsh songs for an hour or two............ . I'd put it back if I were you Jo, but it does look kinda nice........LOL

 

Hi Nima , long time no hear - hope you're OK,

[pinkduchess]

very funny jo....that'll wind him up!!

 

hi nima!!

[freakyleaky]

Oh will it now!

[Castlebest]

I've just spent 5 minutes wondering why it says Freaky has posted only to find PD's last post

[pinkduchess]

rofl

 

psst...jo email that chair to the rest of us!!!

[freakyleaky]

!

[jowalshy]

hee heee

[jowalshy]

Are you going to sparkle up your avatar Pete?

 

[Castlebest]

I might or there may be other changes on the way

[nima21]

hi all, yeah im still here, and i will be long after i have all my money bak from the banks lol. just got my mum her birthday present, in true man style i left it all till the last day

[pinkduchess]

laters potatas........be good on my thread

[jowalshy]

sees ya in a while crocodile.

 

Of course we will be good on your thread.

[nima21]

ohhh PD has gone, shall we hire some strippers and plenty of booze, we may aswell have fun while shes gone

[jowalshy]

I'll bring the booze. What is everyone having?

[nima21]

stella please , bring some vodka aswell,

[jowalshy]

 

 

Here you go Nima. Enjoy. Where are the strippers????

 

 

I think I might put some on the HSBC thread in the bear garden

[jowalshy]

[pinkduchess]

SNAP!!!!....lol