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It's got very serious on here lately, a bit of light relief .. :)

 

A Tuesday morning ditty

Why write to me, dear Blur, O’debt and Spot?

I thought you were a DCA, but you’re not..

You’re glowing letters look like Summons Papers

Guaranteed to give a gal the vapours

But closer viewing tells the hidden tale

A threatogram is all you will unveil

We may, we might,we could

We possibly would

Is all that is contained inside your threat

You keep saying that you’re “pro”

And your “client’s” good to go...

But I haven’t seen a sign of action yet!

Pretending to be what

You’re most definitely not

Is a practice I just cannot understand

So I’ll tell the OFT

And I’m sure they will agree..

You’re just Laughihax’s hidden, withered hand…


PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

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Thank for posting your little ditty elsa,cheered up my gloomy tuesday:D

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Thanks Elsa. That has put a smile on my face on this rainy day.


:cool::cool: Blondmusic :cool::cool:

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PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

All opinions are my own based on research. I am not legally qualified, if in doubt please consult a legal expert.

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Thanks elsa, cheered me up too:)

 

Oooh I just noticed i've turned 'Gold' yipheeeeee

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Whooo congratulations Joemay :D

 

everyone feel free to add their own verses...:cool:


PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

All opinions are my own based on research. I am not legally qualified, if in doubt please consult a legal expert.

Hope this has helped or made you smile. Keep your chin up, you're among friends now! Elsa xxx

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This should be in the bear garden :mad::p

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I was just thinking that Mr T


PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

All opinions are my own based on research. I am not legally qualified, if in doubt please consult a legal expert.

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the bank keeps saying you're in debt

and in their eyes the cast is set

for proof of debt they're not too picky

but they haven't allowed for diddydicky

who in a flash and without remorse

will fillet their donkey and flog their horse

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If my cheekiness thread gets moved there then this certainly does :mad::p

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This should be in the bear garden :mad::p

 

If my cheekiness thread gets moved there then this certainly does :mad::p

Tis done. :D


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Hmmm,

Needs a bit of a dust round in here..who left that doorstep there?

New net curtains, a nice new (on tick) Dodgy DN sofa and we're laughing...:D


PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

All opinions are my own based on research. I am not legally qualified, if in doubt please consult a legal expert.

Hope this has helped or made you smile. Keep your chin up, you're among friends now! Elsa xxx

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and nice ditty diddydicky :D


PLEASE NOTE... I AM MOST SORRY BUT I HAVE VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY AT THE MOMENT DUE TO EXTREME PRESSURE OF WORK - IF YOU REQUIRE URGENT HELP ON YOUR THREAD AND ARE GETTING NO RESPONSE PLEASE HIT THE TRIANGLE FOR SITE TEAM ASSISTANCE. ELSA XXX

 

Please check out my BLOG for the quick guide to debt threats - it has all the info & letter template links you need to get started on your journey of TAKING CONTROL. :roll:

 

All opinions are my own based on research. I am not legally qualified, if in doubt please consult a legal expert.

Hope this has helped or made you smile. Keep your chin up, you're among friends now! Elsa xxx

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