Best Comedy On Cag

[Fighting-Fit]

I think this deserves a thread of it's own;

 

I have spent many hours looking through threads and have gained a lot of experience (relatively speaking) from the work I have put in (in a very short period of time). It is an on-going project and I am just at the beginning of a very steep learning curve. During this experience I have come across little gems of comedy genius, this is my favourite so far. I am sure you all have your favourites and the long-standing members will have seen a lot more than me. This is the best I have seen on THE DEBT COLLECTION INDUSTRY and was posted by Percival Wigglesbottom on 31st July 2007. See what you think;

 

DCA TELEPHONE HARASSMENT

 

They have recently started pestering me , for an old debt ..

 

DCA : Hello, are you Mr Percival Wigglesbottom ?

 

Percy : Alas no , that is my former name . I am now Mr Bard , so named after the many a minstrel and troubadour that have graced the pages of literature and poetry in our grand medieval history .

 

 

DCA : Can I inquire as to your Forename Mr Bard ?

 

Percy : Statute , now F*** off .

 

 

Thank you so much Percy for this little gem. :grin:

 

What's your favourite, there are loads of brilliant ones on here!

 

This was originally posted on my own thread.

Edited July 5, 2008 by Fighting-Fit
Originally posted on DCA has been CCA'd thread.

[ukaviator]

Nice one .. .

[gyzmo]

Lmfao!

[tiglet]

I don't know about individual posts, but there are a few threads which I feel deserve a mention:

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/legal-issues/73627-devils-advocate-time-using.html?highlight=greedybank

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/debt-collection-industry/131409-cheekiness-towards-dca.html

[Brassed off]

No idea which thread but the classic one-liner from Ben to Goldlady:-

 

"Now hold still whilst I tickle you"

[Paintball]

Mine is from the Bear Garden thread 'Show me a picture of ...' when Pinkduchess tried to post up a picture, but couldn't get it to work and cried ...

 

"It won't let me show my cabbage"

 

Priceless ... and she knows I think that !!!

[Brassed off]

She will be blushing now I've bumped this up

 

I was crying with laughter one night at a post by Tilly and Thai on the Pontins CAG meet but I'm too tired to go and find it now

 

There are many other classics, especially in DMD's Rob Way thread but that's a lot to trawl through tbh

 

I'll try and find it one day - probably when I've retired :o

[Castlebest]

I think its mainly due to the humor of the people who come here who I'm sure are in as much of a mess as the rest of us but have the strength of character to sit back and laugh at themselves and give us some light relief too.

 

May I take this opportunity to thank all my co-conspirators from the HSBC forum who I have had many many very funny evenings with

 

Keep it up everyone

[Brassed off]

Tell me about it Pete Poor Rory and ODC - they must've wondered what they'd got themselves into when I first posted

 

Strength of character comes from knowledge but knowledge comes from experience and experience is given by those who've been there

 

Here endeth the lesson..................

[blueskies]

The post that I have found funniest over the last few years of being on CAG has to be this one. This is in response to a member that had settled with help from CAG, was not even asked for a donation but was accusing dave of making a profit from CAG.

 

£3000 per day. Ha. Yeah, quite right - you've hit the nail on the head. I hope you live on the coast, because I'm just about to sail round in my yacht and pick you up for a night of eating diamond encrusted salmon and drinking bottles of champagne.

 

 

I will confirm here and now, as a friend of Daves and someone who has spent many a night on Dave's sofa that there is no fortune gained from the work on CAG (if there was I wouldn't have had to buy my fair share of beer!!)

 

Steve

[MilkTrayMan]

...I wouldn't even know where to begin...

...

[Paintball]

The post that I have found funniest over the last few years of being on CAG has to be this one. This is in response to a member that had settled with help from CAG, was not even asked for a donation but was accusing dave of making a profit from CAG.

 

 

 

I will confirm here and now, as a friend of Daves and someone who has spent many a night on Dave's sofa that there is no fortune gained from the work on CAG (if there was I wouldn't have had to buy my fair share of beer!!)

 

Steve

You don't have to persuade us Steve

 

...I wouldn't even know where to begin...

 

 

...

 

Oh do try ... before someone else gets in there with something you said

 

[tiglet]

Best comedy not confusion sweetie

[Paintball]

Best comedy not confusion sweetie

 

 

LOL

[Bookworm]

This remains one of my favorites moments ever, on a question about dropped kerb priority. The answer given was:

a driver would probably be considered careless if he ran over a pedestrian, especially on a pavement, dropped kerb or not.

Probably?

[tiglet]

To be fair, he could just have been drunk rather than careless ...

[yourbank]

There are a lot of funny peeps here. I remember the Dave thread and the Yacht thingy(it was very funny comment).

I think the CAG are pinks(or was it we are pink) thread with Michael Browne suggesting mud sticks when they were brown and then, when the site team had been tangoed, that they were all getting the David Dickinson look. Priceless.

[stroke a badger]

My Fav

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/cooperative-bank/138297-proud-parent.html?highlight=harry+potter