Low Cut Tops or Short Skirts

[caro]

Well last night in the pub I caught Mr C noticed another drinker admiring the behind of a girl wearing a nice pair of tight jeans and his eyes wandered to the view himself. It earned him a slap round the chops (from me), and another one later when the girl returned for the next round. The guy who was looking first thought it was hilarious, but maybe there's a reason he's single.

 

Both are old enough to know better but with a mental age of about 15 what do you expect.

[Castlebest]

Maybe its the way we were all brought up?

 

 

[pinkduchess]

i think its normal red-blooded male behaviour & vice-versa

[saintly_1]

As my thermostat (according to Mr Saintly) is in upside down I'm never warm enough for short skirts and as for low cut tops ............... think Mr Saintly must of married me for my brains

[tonycee]

I think a low cut skirt and a short top would look just fine....

[tiglet]

Not with my baby-belly hanging over it, it wouldn't

[Bookworm]

That's the thing, isn't it, Tig? You and I are realistic enough to know there's clothes we should never ever wear again, but I often see some whose outfit of choice realistically ought to be full burka, and yet, there they are, leopard gravity-obeying top with matching thong (and lord yes, you'll get to see the thong!), bleached denim/lycra skirt and rhinestone stiletto sandals... Aaaah, Croydon.

 

PS: Gentlemen, don't think that you always are the embodiment of sartorial elegance either. ;-)

[JonCris]

I know why do some grossly overweight ladies think they look good in figure hugging Lycra. Even the BH is moved to remark "silly moo" when confronted with an example - me I say now't - that would be considered by Her as me being chauvinist

[Bookworm]

Ah, I see Mrs JC has you well trained.

[JonCris]

Quite BW:) If I as much as look like I think a chauvinist joke is funny the stare I get could kill at 20 paces & now She's got our Daughter doing it

[tiglet]

Mother's always train their daughters in this.

[HSBCrusher]

leopard gravity-obeying top with matching thong (and lord yes, you'll get to see the thong!), . ;-)

ah, yes.

 

then they get on a bike, low waisted jeans around the hips, thong halfway up the back as I saw earlier today.

 

reminds me of when cheese counters used to cut edam with a wire

[saintly_1]

I must be getting old as I now put comfort above fashion .........

 

'Oh look at those shoes - they look really comfy' has become one of my phrases over the last few years

[caro]

I wish Bookie would think like that when she goes on a night out in her kinky boots and then moans her feet hurt.

[HSBCrusher]

I wish Bookie would think like that when she goes on a night out in her kinky boots and then moans her feet hurt.

never mind her feet... what about our eyes?

[caro]

You're not hiding with me Crusher.

[saintly_1]

You're not hiding with me Crusher.

Caro you could hide under crush ;-)

[caro]

[saintly_1]

OMG i just realised how that sounds .............

[tiglet]

I refrain from commenting.

[caro]

Thank you Tiglet.:o

[saintly_1]

Im still giggling here can't believe I typed that ..............

[caro]

Me too. :lol:

[JonCris]

ah, yes.

 

then they get on a bike, low waisted jeans around the hips, thong halfway up the back as I saw earlier today.

 

reminds me of when cheese counters used to cut edam with a wire

 

 

Those damn thongs:evil: I get within arms length & the temptation to twang it a say "excuse me miss but tomorrows washing is showing" is almost unbearable:)

 

But I manage to resist the temptation for fear of arrest

[pinkduchess]

lol @ joncris

 

''almost unbearable''