Stallions, One and all

[bazak1]

ahem actually, i hoovered the living room this morning. if you havent got yellow marigolds for me to wear then i'm not playing

[Hippy-chick]

ahem actually, i hoovered the living room this morning. if you havent got yellow marigolds for me to wear then i'm not playing

 

What do you want -a round of applause?

 

 

[bazak1]

dont be like that. i'm actually VERY useful around the house

[kia]

well thats good cos theres the dusting too :Dxxkia

[bazak1]

i can (and often do) hoovering, dusting, washing, drying, cleaning windows, doing garden and cleaning car etc.

perhaps unlike most men, i had no choice, because i got divorced years ago and raised my eldest child alone as a single parent for a few years until i met my present partner, so what i didnt know, i learn't.

I KNOW THERE AREN'T MANY MEN WHO CAN SAY THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ?, FOR MY KIDS, I WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN, WITHOUT QUESTION.

throw me the feather duster, washing powder, and hoover, and i'll still have time to come on here and drive you all mad

[kia]

have to bow to you on that one baz no smart answers for that one i take my hat off to you honest :Ddont tell the others of this weak moment though eh ill get the brew on ;)xxkia

[bazak1]

i won't. this was between you and me, DEAL! two sugars.

[kia]

right milk ;)mug :pxxkia

[bazak1]

oh, the joy of having friends,

[kia]

a friendly angel that can be me then again i am a scorpio as are most of the angels so beware of stings in our tails right now im a little kitty cat all mellow tomorrow who knows ;)chockie hob knob :pxxkia

[bazak1]

yes please

[KnellyK]

have to bow to you on that one baz no smart answers for that one i take my hat off to you honest :Ddont tell the others of this weak moment though eh ill get the brew on ;)xxkia

 

 

Kia...... what are you doing? :o

 

 

 

Baz should be making the brew, not you!

[squarebob]

WELL,WELL,WELL, MADAME BOSSY BREECHES,

 

YOU said that you were giving me the night off from my labours.

 

I return early to find you making small talk with the white T shirt man.

 

You have discarded me for a man who boasts of his domestic qualifications, but he has no domestic qualifications to outshine mine.

 

I am bereft, Madam, have I not always tried to please you? My feather duster lies limp with shame. I will not be able to hold my head up high whenever I go shopping.

 

Tomorrow, I shall look for a new position, I ope that you and the fancy white T shirt man will be vey 'appy togezzer, you see what you ave done to me madam, i have lost my powers of speech.

 

Your umble and discarded servant Louis xxxxx

[Hippy-chick]

Hey SB

 

If you're looking for a new mistress, I've got a PILE of chores here.

 

[squarebob]

Madame I am open to offers an would be delighted to attend you ousefaor an interview.

 

Please tell me madame is zis true, you like to do things wiz creme cakes and glace cherries?

 

Louis, or you may call me what you wish

[Hippy-chick]

What have you heard about me?

 

Pizza and cider, me.

 

[squarebob]

Pizza I know, but what is this sider?

 

last nite I ad to console the widow next door as her chat had suffered a mishap. We spent an enjoyable night making...ow you say....ze mud pies and this mornings we make the cream cakes, you Madame, nevar told me what YOU like to do wiz ze cakes of creme and ze glace cherries.

 

Until much later

 

Louis

[kia]

WELL,WELL,WELL, MADAME BOSSY BREECHES,

 

YOU said that you were giving me the night off from my labours.

 

I return early to find you making small talk with the white T shirt man.

 

You have discarded me for a man who boasts of his domestic qualifications, but he has no domestic qualifications to outshine mine.

 

I am bereft, Madam, have I not always tried to please you? My feather duster lies limp with shame. I will not be able to hold my head up high whenever I go shopping.

 

Tomorrow, I shall look for a new position, I ope that you and the fancy white T shirt man will be vey 'appy togezzer, you see what you ave done to me madam, i have lost my powers of speech.

 

Your umble and discarded servant Louis xxxxx

BAZyour sacked pack your bags and give me back them hob nobs at once :olouis please have my humble apologies your feather duster has a place already has it not :Di shall beg your humble forgiveness as who else shines my surfaces so well and keeps all my spaces clean :pand besides you promised me a foot massage and who else would i trust with my bits ;)please do not leave monsieur for i will surely be lost without you and will have to throw myself off the chicken coop although did that in the summer and only got a splinter in my a..... :Dplease say u forgive moi or i will be bereft forever kiaxxxxxx

[squarebob]

Madame, Ma 'eart it weaps wiz jjoy, I ave NOT been trown away like ze sock of oold. Oh ow could I tink of such a ting about yu Madame, yu who saved me from a fate wors zen death, forgive me for tinking ill of you madam.

 

I shall return immediately (iz zat ow you say it), wiz ma baggarge and of course, your fayvorite biscits of ze hobby wotsits.

Your barth it will await your return, your feets I will massage with the oils of cloves. I ask for nothing else but ze pleasure to kepp Madame appy and contented.

 

Umble Louis.

[kia]

oohhh that sounds so good monseuir louis zat shall be perfect for my sore feet and then i shall be happy and sooooo contented :)your mistress kiaxxxx

[squarebob]

Alors Madame, alls well that ends well.

Can I not ave the whiskas instead of ze kittycat tonite Madam?

[kia]

oui you may have whatever little thing your heart does desire monseuir louis :Ddont not be late though monseuir cos madame will not be kept waiting so hurry ;)kiaxxx

[bazak1]

good grief, it's turned into allo 'piggin' allo.

kia, you may have your hob nobs back. i do not know why you teased me into false security then turfed me out. we could have been so good together. King and Queen of the thread. think about it, kia, ' behold queen kia, i bring before you, a poster, who dares to challenge our throwns' and then we could have lopped their heads off and be done with it. yet instead you wish to play with the feather dandy sir squarebob.

my heart is broken, my soul destroyed and, and, and, i hadnt got any hobnobs and was enjoying those of yours.

dare i try to win back the hand of queen kia, or is she gone for good.

[squarebob]

Madame, I ave found your glass of magnify, I look at your picture and I am qaite shocked Madame, you ave no clothe s on, zat is vy you are so bloo.

 

I must go and ave a 'cold shower' and flog maself with ze notted string.

 

 

Until much latter

 

Louis, your too shocke d and very umble servant

[bazak1]

well i never !