Stallions, One and all

[bazak1]

come, my fellow men. yonder women on Charlies Angel thread have belittled us fine artists of masculinity, and we should not be out done.

travel to this thread with haste and talk of .........

Beer, RAH RAH

conquests, RAH RAH,

footyball, RAH RAH

and all other such men thingies.

We banish all female wenches who dare enter this thread to the " angels" one, while we are left in peace.

[bazak1]

OH the shame!

[ukaviator]

I tried this with a Babe Magnet thread a few months ago. None of the MEN on here bothered to answer. Worth a try Bazak, let's see where it goes.

[bazak1]

unbelievable. either the men on here are too frightened to dare go on this cus their women are watching, OR there's a more sinister reason.

INTERESTING !!

[Robdblynd]

Nah Baz, the "stallions" just prefer to watch the Angels at play.

[bazak1]

mmmmmmmmmmm. alrighty then

[KnellyK]

Keep trying to pull the men in Baz!!

 

You can always come back to Charlie's Angels when it gets boring here!

[kia]

yes cos we play dirty :Dxxxkia

[kia]

all men site eh how come theres more women then pmsl ;)xxkia

[Robdblynd]

Yep Kia, we sure do play dirty ......................... wanna come see Baz me boy?

[kia]

yep us angels would like a word in your ....... ear (queenie ive got the thumbscrews ready ) xxkia

[Robdblynd]

Right Kia, get Woolley to sharpen that axe, last night's little "accident" blunted the thing and for god's sake keep her off the V, we don't want a repeat ..... can't see Baz singing soprano somehow.

 

KK, you got your sewing thread handy in case she misses again?

[KnellyK]

My sewing hand is always ready, problem is.... I can't find my specs!!

[Robdblynd]

Just go by touch love ..... getting his bits back is all he'll be bothered about, he won't care what it looks like.

 

Just don't sew it in the wrong place ............ trousers will never fit otherwise.

[kia]

pmsl oppss watch that axe woolley love nearly me singing soprano then :Dyep kk got pin cushion kat just sat on it :Dand its bloody marys shes on tonight doubles ;)mines a treble having trouble swinging axe though queenie wont matter if i miss a bit will it might to have a practice now wheres that uk gone here here here uk come to kia its not gonna hurt a bit x:Dxxxkia

[Robdblynd]

He's taken flight Kia ..................... he should've waited ............. we Angels would've shown him how to fly without his tin wings.

[KnellyK]

I thionk all of the Stallions must be in their stables! :D

[kia]

awww tucked in beddy byes dont know what hes missed all the angels to play with ;)might not get that chance again the things u can do with that axe t beggar belief make your eyes water :Dxxxkia

[Robdblynd]

They've been gelded more like.

 

Ooops, slipped again ............... I really must get some better glasses. I thought the poor thing looked stunned when I lopped those bits off.

 

Oh dear, sorry stallion ...... or should that be gelding now?

[Woolleykat]

Let's face it girls the mare's can out do them - anyway's the Kat could drink the ass off the men any day - beer phh !!!!! mere p*** water

[squarebob]

Well, Well, Well,

 

Stallions? How come the Mares have intruded here as well as everywhere else?

 

'Macho Man' cannot be 'Macho Man' as 'Macho Women' seem to have taken over, in America 'Macho Man' has a den where, with the permission of his mistress, he can entertain his fellow 'Macho Men Friends' remembering to clean up afterwards. But here in this country we are too tied to the sink and too busy doing our domestic chores to be our 'Macho Selves'. Perhaps one day ' the species of 'Macho Man' will throw off their Domestic Shackles and release their Apron Strings and resume their natural place, until then, I have to go and clean the living room, make the breakfast, feed the cat, lion, elephant and tiger after that I have to make the beds etc, etc, etc.

Squarebob !

[ukaviator]

You see Bazak, your thread has completely gone to pot. The women have taken over, although Squarebob has replied, PM me your address and i will bring over a hacksaw for those Shackles . . .lol

[bazak1]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. our thread hath been over run by skirt wearers. What is this travesty. MEN, i leave you lot alone while i hunt and return to cave and find this. thy females have proved that there are more of them, than us, and they are stronger too. BUT how can this be. They will be inventing wheels and fire and highlighting kits and everything next.

OH WOE IS ME.

MY OH HAS NEVER BEEN SO WOED. !!

[Lula]

yer see the thing is this, god made man, and then ditched the prototype and made the real thing WOMAN ROFLMAO

[ukaviator]

Bites tongue hard. . .