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A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about

life. The cucumber said, when I get big and hard they

chop me up and toss me in a salad! The pickle says,

you've got it easy mate. When I get big and hard they

chop me up and drown me in vinegar! The penis says,

lads that's nothing compared to what I go through when

I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my

head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang

my head against a wall until I throw-up and faint!

 

 

 

 

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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are

"the seven dwarfs" they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there

any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,

thinks for a moment and answers, No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter and once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANYdwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they

begin chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin''

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A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about

life. The cucumber said, when I get big and hard they

chop me up and toss me in a salad! The pickle says,

you've got it easy mate. When I get big and hard they

chop me up and drown me in vinegar! The penis says,

lads that's nothing compared to what I go through when

I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my

head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang

my head against a wall until I throw-up and faint!

 

 

 

 

 

Now you done it jade ssl in hysterics here, oiiiiiiiiiii mrs calm down lmao :lol:

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HiYa kenny, Tills & Bo, "waving".

I'm as bad as Bo I think, I've been finding jokes stuffed all over in my old lappy, been backing 'em all up to put into my new one.

I'll have to see about putting 'em all on CAG, just the appropriate ones though. hehehe

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Now you done it jade ssl in hysterics here, oiiiiiiiiiii mrs calm down lmao :lol:

 

I thought you'd all like that one.

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How's Mr Tills doing these days? Hope his back feeling much better.

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HiYa Tills, glad to hear that, is his pc still doing OK?

I'm still busy uninstalling stuff from my old lappy, & installing stuff onto my new one, lmao. As soon as I get the chance, I'm going over to Bo's new thread, to post some naughty jokes on there hehehe.

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Her Naughty thread, but it won't let me register on there for some reason.sobbing.gif

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oi missis, it's taken me days to get internet sorted on this flippin lappy, so Idon't have the patience to have a go with that, besides I've just sent an email to webby about it lol. hehehe

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Okey dokey, I'll get there as soon as I can. lol

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OK you two, keep your hair on, I've got in, & I've posted some of my jokes on the Naughty Thread, & I'll post more when I get the chance.

 

A very BIG thank you to Gizmo111, for helping me get into CHF sooo quick.110104_emM5.gif

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Alternatively ja-de, U could just click on the following link...;)

 

The Naughty Thread

 

 

...:-D

 

Sorry to have to say this, but your link doesn't work. I think this is the one we want:

The Naughty Thread

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NO flies on U ja-de, is there babes?...;)

 

Awww bless...U are approx 20 websites behind everyone else...:p

...Ever fancied being a Moderator??

 

 

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